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Tuesday, April 6, 2021

Putin signs law allowing him to run for two more terms as Russian President

Putin signs law allowing him to run for two more terms as Russian President

Russian President Vladimir Putin has signed a law paving the way for him to run for two more presidential terms, potentially extending his rule ...

Matt Gaetz now fundraising off statutory rape investigation. - Josh Marshall, TPM

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Russian Police Detain CNN Journalist Reporting on Alexei Navalny's Move to Prison Hospital
Russia says it is in high-level contact with U.S. over Ukraine
Court Doc Shows Govt’s Plea Negotiations With Famous Metal Guitarist Charged In Capitol Riot
Authorities: Navy medic shoots 2, is shot and killed on base
'Should Have Stopped': Minneapolis Police Chief Testifies That Chauvin’s Restraint ‘Absolutely’ Violated Policy

America doesn't have a problem with Voter Fraud.
America has a problem with suckers still believing Trump. - John Fugelsang

Cowardly Doormen Have Been Fired

Two doormen at a New York City complex have been terminated for failing to aid an elderly Asian woman who was attacked outside of the complex in late March.

The building's property developer, The Brodsky Organization, said in a Facebook post on Tuesday that it completed an inquiry into the response of the doormen during the attack.

If you're a Christian American who makes it harder for others to vote, you suck at being Christian. And American. - John Fugelsang

How appropriate, Charles Manson & Trump

Republican Shenanigans

McConnell Warns Corporations To Stay Out of Politics Unless They Make Guns. - Andy Borowitz

Apparently, Ghislaine Maxwell, Wants To See Her Accuser and Daylight

Ghislaine Maxwell has demanded to be arraigned on new Jeffrey Epstein charges in person after the "debacle" of a livestream to QAnon supporters at a previous video hearing, filings have revealed.

The British socialite faces new allegations from a fourth victim in her trafficking case, including claims she undressed in front of a 14-year-old to groom her.

Mitch McConnell: "My advice to the corporate CEOs of America is to stay out of politics."

Corporate CEOs: "If we're out of politics, so are you." - Middle Age Riot

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Brian Kemp Urges Georgians To Boycott Coke And Drink Kool-Aid.- Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

Funny how the people who demand voter ID are the same people who against vaccine passports. - David Weismann

3 months ago today, Trump tried to overthrow our government.
Today, he’ll play golf as a free man.
We need to fix this bullsh*t. - Woman In The Moon tweet

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Since Reagan starting in 1982, the three wealthiest families (Waltons, Mars Candy, and Koch brothers) have seen their net worth grow by 6,000%. The median while household income of Americans has decreased by 3%. - Howard Dean

I Imagine That The Vaccine Makers Are Warp Speed Glad Trump Is Gone

Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla says in an interview set to run Friday that former President Trump told him before last year's election that a coronavirus vaccine could help his chances.

Biden began his presidency with an ambitious goal of delivering 100 million Coronavirus vaccine shots in his first 100 days.

We have already reached 150 million as of today — Biden’s 76th day in office.

Competent leadership saves lives. - Kaivon Shroff

Guilty, as charged.

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The rarely seen Black Bear Tree.

Peace.

Monday, April 5, 2021

How the wealthy cut the line during Florida's frenzied vaccine rollout

How the wealthy cut the line during Florida's frenzied vaccine rollout

This past week, President Biden said 90% of U.S. adults will be eligible for the COVID vaccine by April 19 and will be able to get their shots within five miles of their home. That will be welcome news to many in Florida.

Ron DeSantis is cooking the book here on COVID in Florida?
We've known that for over a year, haven't we? - Melissa tweet

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Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré, who led the security review of the U.S. Capitol, on CNN: "We made recommendations that everyone coming into the Capitol give background checks, the entire congressional staff, all of them need to give background checks is what we recommended."

Meanwhile, Putin Plans To Seize The Arctic
Russia is amassing unprecedented military might in the Arctic and testing its newest weapons in a region freshly ice-free due to the climate emergency, in a bid to secure its northern coast and open up a key shipping route from Asia to Europe.

“And I said to my people, slow the testing down.” - Donald J Trump, April, 2020

Republican Shenanigans

Gaetz Fears If He Is Arrested He Will Miss Prom. - Andy Borowitz

Mike Huckabee Is An Arkansas Ass
Former Arkansas governor and Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee came under criticism Saturday for a tweet attacking Major League Baseball and several corporations that many found bigoted and insensitive.

Report: Many States Still Relying On Outdated Methods To Disenfranchise Voters . - The Onion

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Not sure how Brian Kemp gets to claim he’s a victim of cancel culture while he’s trying to cancel his citizens’ right to vote. - Andy Borowitz

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Oh come on, Republicans.
At least Jill had clothes on. - Woman in the Moon tweet

Everything's Bigger In Texas, Especially A Dumbass Governor
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) on Monday said he wouldn't throw out the first pitch at the Texas Rangers’ home opening game due to MLB's decision to move the All-Star Game out of Georgia in response to a recently passed voting law.

Whoopi on GA voter law: "You signed this into law behind closed doors and you did it in front of a plantation. If that's not a middle finger to people, I don't know what is."

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Trump Says He Will Not Read Hunter Biden’s Memoir, Calling It “A Book” - Andy Borowitz

Tampa Bay Area Residents Better Not Drink or Bathe In This Filth.

Last week, the Florida Department of Environmental Protection approved the pumping of wastewater into the Tampa Bay ecosystem from a reservoir at Piney Point – a former phosphate plant in Manatee County. A leak in the liner of the reservoir has caused a partial breach in one of the containment walls and officials hope that pumping more than 30 million gallons of wastewater out of the reservoir will relieve pressure on the walls and reduce the chance of an uncontrolled major breach.

More than 300 hundred homes and multiple businesses in the area around Piney Point have been evacuated.

Earthquakes remind me of who’s really in charge of things—and it ain’t us. - Lakota tweet

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Odd News

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A cool elevation map of the U.S.A. The first time I saw the Rockies, in the morning, in Texas, I got a $100 speeding ticket as I was lost in the purple mountain majesty.

Peace.

Friday, April 2, 2021

CNN's Dana Bash 'Can't Repeat' on TV All the Nasty Things GOP Members of Congress Are Privately Texting Her About Matt Gaetz

CNN's Dana Bash 'Can't Repeat' on TV All the Nasty Things GOP Members of Congress Are Privately Texting Her About Matt Gaetz

...Gaetz is the Republican member of Congress—and close ally of former President Donald Trump—who finds himself at the center of an investigation that reportedly includes allegations of sex trafficking, among other sordid details like paying for sex and drug use are, as yet, unverified.

Meanwhile, the Capitol is on lockdown.

We're all having a great time roasting stupid f*cking sleazeball Matt Gaetz but let's remember that there's nothing funny about what he did to his victims. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Waiting to see which one of these scummy creepers breaks first and negotiates a plea deal to convict everyone else.

Man, I hope it's not Matt Gaetz. - Stonekettle

Meanwhile, Trump Is Holding Back Info About The January 6 Capitol Attack
White House Counsel, in letter to Dem investigators, makes clear the Biden WH doesn't have custody of requested communications/documents from Trump WH staff related to the Jan. 6 Capitol attack:

Kinda makes you wonder what they have on Ron Johnson, Lindsey Graham and Rand Paul. - Amy Siskind

Republican Shenanigans

Look it’s not like Matt Gaetz paid $130,000 to any of the women to shut them up. - George Conway

Wouldn't It Be Loverly If Roger Stone Gets His Just Due?
Two alleged Oath Keepers that were part of Roger Stone’s security detail have been added to a conspiracy indictment against the paramilitary group for the deadly attacks at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6.

Study: People Picturing Matt Gaetz Having Sex May Never Have Sex Again. - Andy Borowitz

Raetz Fleeing Gaetz
A senior staffer in embattled GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz’s office resigned on Friday following reports the Florida Republican is under investigation for an alleged inappropriate relationship with a minor and a possible violation of sex trafficking laws, according to a GOP source.

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Matt Gaetz is everything the Republicans were looking for in Hunter Biden.

Hunter Biden Said He Doesn't Know If That Laptop Belonged To Him
Hunter Biden, the son of President Biden, in a new interview says that he doesn’t know if a laptop found in Delaware that was the center of an election-year controversy was really his...“There could be a laptop out there that was stolen from me. It could be that I was hacked. It could be that it was the — that it was Russian intelligence,”

Critics of the security measures still in place at the Capitol need to take several seats. - George Takei

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If Donald Trump had come out early in favor of masks, his supporters would've proclaimed that wearing them was your patriotic duty, there would've been fewer deaths, and we wouldn't be entering the fourth wave of COVID-19.

It really isn't more complicated than that. - Middle Age Riot

CDC Says Vaccinated People Can Safely Travel, But Wear The Damn Mask!

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) said in new guidance on Friday that fully vaccinated people can safely travel.

The agency further said fully vaccinated people do not need to get tested before or after domestic travel unless the destination requires it. People should still wear a mask while they travel, the agency said, and people should get tested three to five days after international travel, given the increased risk of virus variants internationally.

Good Friday
is when
pro-death penalty Christians
mark the execution of
anti-death penalty Jesus;
and it's all irony-free.
- John Fugelsang