Monday, February 1, 2021

Spurred By The Capitol Riot, Thousands Of Republicans Drop Out Of GOP

Lyle Darrah was on a conference call at work in rural Weld County, north of Denver, when the riot at the U.S. Capitol started on Jan. 6. When his boss mentioned what was happening, he turned on news coverage — and immediately felt his last allegiance to the Republican Party slipping away.
"I was completely shocked and ashamed. That's not how I think of the Republicans — who we were, and who we are," he said. "It's something I felt I could no longer be in support of."



Trump to Defend Self After Receiving Law Degree from Trump University. - Andy Borowitz

 



The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

People in Russia are rioting to get rid if a dictator.  People in US rioting to put one in. - Marie Ward

 


Aussies Lockdown 2 Million After 1 Reported Virus Case
About 2 million Australians begun their first full day of a strict coronavirus lockdown on Monday following the discovery of one case in the community in Perth, capital of Western Australia state, but no new cases have since been found.


Pretty rich that all the people who beat the sh*t out of cops at the Capitol threatening to call the cops whenever a reporter goes to their house. - Tim Hannon

 



Republican Shenanigans

Desperate Trump Offers To Pay Lawyers. - Andy Borowitz

 



Jared Kushner Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize By Alleged Pedophile
Former White House senior adviser Jared Kushner and his deputy, Avi Berkowitz, were nominated on Sunday for the Nobel Peace Prize. The nomination letter came from Trump’s first impeachment trial attorney, and frequent Fox News guest, Alan Dershowitz, who was eligible to do so in his capacity as a professor emeritus of Harvard Law School.


Slum lord Jared Kushner is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize by Alan Dershowitz who is still busy denying allegations that he raped a teen provided by his client Jeffery Epstein. When will these scum settle to the bottom of the American pond again? - Frank Schaefer 

 



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They wanted to lock up Hillary Clinton over emails but want us to move on from an insurrection, let this hypocrisy sink in. - David Weissmann 


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Happy Black History Month -- or if you're Tucker Carlson, Happy "White People Are The Real Victims" Month. - John Fugelsang


Black Lives Matter Also Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize!





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Business/Tech News

Ironically, the Sheriff of Nottingham app is letting people trade whatever they want. - Conan O'Brien

 



Dear God. Rochester Police Pepper Spray a 9 Year Old Girl. 




Feeling nostalgic for Hanukkah, when my family gathered around the eight magical lasers. - Andy Borowitz

 


 


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Friday, January 29, 2021

The Jewish Are Coming! The Jewish Are Coming With Space Lasers!

House Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene has faced criticism and ridicule for posting a wide-ranging conspiracy theory tinged with anti-Semitic tropes, leading to the #JewishSpaceLasers hashtag trending on Twitter.


Politics is just entertainment now. The cheaper and dumber, the more it sells. - Robert P. Dean



 


The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

The Secret Jewish Space Laser is guarded by Hanukkah Solo and his sidekick Jewbacca. - OhNoSheTwitnt 

 



Rep. Cori Bush Moving Her Office Away From The Crazy Lady


What would the GOP accomplish by disavowing one peddler of conspiracy theories & the big lie - Marjorie Taylor Greene - while continuing to embrace the far more influential one - Trump himself? - Jim Sciutto, CNN

 



Republican Shenanigans

So Sarah Palin was just a test run for Marjorie Taylor Greene. - Jeremy Newberger

 


 

Marjorie Taylor Greene Claims Video of Her Is Actually George Soros in Disguise. - Andy Borowitz

Old School Republicans Are Fighting Back






How many Marjorie Taylor Greene's are we dealing with we think? Thousands? Hundreds of thousands? I just want to know how big an Age of Stupidity we are entering. - Jeremy Newberger


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Kevin McCarthy Stuck with Check for Lunch at Mar-a-Lago. - Andy Borowitz


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Texas Snowflake Demands Apology From AOC





AOC will soon discover that the problem with owning Ted Cruz is that no one wants to buy him. - Andy Borowitz

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I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple boats. - Kevin Farzad


Business/Tech News





The dude who incited the GameStop run-up is a financial advisor who has now made himself over $30 million dollars.

Gotta give the guy credit. Made himself a fortune largely on the backs of other people’s money.

Sounds almost Wall Streety. - The Hoarse Whisperer 


SEC Looking At Trading Volatility 






My objective this Black History Month is to procure a space laser for my people. - Jelani Cobb


 


 




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Thursday, January 28, 2021

Matt Gaetz to rally Trump faithful to boost MAGA backlash in Liz Cheney's backyard

Republican Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida will rally the Trump faithful in Wyoming on Thursday, hoping to bring a MAGA backlash to GOP Rep. Liz Cheney's backyard after she voted to impeach the former President for his role in inciting the riot at the Capitol.


Why hasn’t Biden had a public tirade about toilet flushing yet? Is he even a real president? - Preet Bharara

 


The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Republicans: "It's time to move on."

Also Republicans: "Here's Nancy Pelosi's office, wink, wink." - Middle Age Riot

 



Meanwhile, China Flexes Its Muscle
China ratcheted up its rhetoric toward Taiwan as it increases its military activities near the self-governing island.


I like to think Ted Cruz is growing that beard because he can’t bear to look himself in the face. - Sarah Cooper

 



Republican Shenanigans

President Biden announced a dramatic new change to America's Covid plan:  there is one. - Stephen Colbert

 



McCarthy Visits Trump at Mar-a-Lago


I love the stock market because when it goes up we get nothing but when it goes down we all lose our jobs. Except during a pandemic when it goes up and we still lose our jobs. - yeoldedad tweet

 


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Biden Authorizes U.S. Military To Shoot Down Any Harmful Greenhouse Gases That Enter Nation’s Airspace. - The Onion

 



Speaker Pelosi Calls Out Cowardly Republicans 
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi tore into House Republican leadership for elevating QAnon Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, in light of recently-revealed posts endorsing assassinations and trashing victims and survivors of mass shootings.


We have to make it harder to become a police officer and easier to be a black man. - Randi Mayem Singer


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Dear Historians Of The Future:

America’s about to transition from Trump getting credit for economic trends that began under Obama

to

Biden getting blamed for economic trends that began under Trump. - John Fugelsang

Business/Tech News




Tell me the difference between congress members owning stock then having the power to regulate the stock market and sports referees betting on games then having the power to dictate how that game turns out? Interesting that only one is illegal. - Justin Jackson tweet


Biden Puts Saudi Arabia and UAE At Arm's Length





Dolly Parton wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” on the same day and I’ve been “getting ready to vacuum” for the past two weeks. - Abby Heugel







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The moon photographed over 28 days at the same place and at the same time.

Peace.