Thursday, January 21, 2021

Biden inheriting nonexistent coronavirus vaccine distribution plan and must start 'from scratch,' sources say

Newly sworn in President Joe Biden and his advisers are inheriting no coronavirus vaccine distribution plan to speak of from the Trump administration, sources tell CNN, posing a significant challenge for the new White House.


So, Hunter Biden isn't in charge of handling the administration's pandemic response? What about one of their in-laws? No? Weird. - Corey Richardson

 



The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Fauci a Little Weirded Out by People Suddenly Listening to Him. - Andy Borowitz

 



I've been asleep for the last 6 hours, so I'm not sure if I missed it:

Has Biden fired a cabinet secretary via Twitter yet? - Stonekettle



Karl Rove Reminds Us That's He's A Racist Republican
Karl Rove is the latest Fox News personality to be "offended" after President Joe Biden decried white supremacy in his inauguration speech on Wednesday.
"Whether it's COVID, the economy or racism, why are they talking everything down?" Fox News host Bill Hemmer wondered during a segment with Rove on Thursday.





I’d say Fox News has made clear that their priority is protecting white supremacy and white supremacists. Democrats should feel no need to take them seriously. - Adam Parkhomenko


Facebook And Twitter Need To Ban The Orange Liar Permanently 






Mike And Karen Pence Leave White House Aboard Tandem Bike. - The Onion


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Horrified Biden Family Discovers Rotting, Months-Old Corpse Of Jeff Sessions In White House Executive Residence. - The Onion

 



Yay! We're Fighting Against Cyberattacks Again!
The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) on Thursday rolled out a new public awareness campaign to push back against the plague of ransomware cyberattacks that have increasingly targeted governments and the nation’s education systems.





Biden Restores Obama-Era Spelling Rules. - Andy Borowitz


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Business/Tech News

Exactly four years ago... people tend to remember only Spicer’s obvious lie that Trump had the biggest inaugural crowd size. But it was also the day the Trump admin began attacking members of the press from the WH briefing room. - Jim Acosta, CNN

 


Rolling Stones Rolling Out Chocolate Candy Bars!


There will be prosecution for members of Congress who aided and abetted Capitol Hill rioters. - Speaker Pelosi

 


 


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Today is gonna be a good, good, day!




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Sunrise this morning at the White House. We are going to be alright, people, we are going to be alright.

Peace and love. 

Wednesday, January 20, 2021

I feel like I can breathe again.

President Joe Biden called for unity in his inaugural address on Wednesday, saying, “This is America’s day. This is democracy’s day… At this hour, my friends, democracy has prevailed.”
“America’s been tested anew, and America has risen to the challenge,” Biden said.


President-elect Joe Biden, tears in his eyes, says his only regret is that his son Major Beau Biden is not here "because we should be introducing him as president."





My abiding hope—my abiding prayer—is that we emerge from this ordeal with a new wisdom.

To cherish simple moments. 
To imagine new possibilities. 

And to open our hearts just a little more to one another. - Kamala Harris



 

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I haven’t slept. Since November of 2016. - Randy Rainbow

 


Californians Cheering Causes Earthquake


Watching Trump leave this morning, I did have one regret: I really wanted to see him dragged out by the Secret Service. - George Takei

 



The world is watching, as it has been these past four years. 

This time we can be proud of what's being seen. - The Lincoln Project

 




Geez Louise. Kellyanne Conway Verbally Abused Us & Now Her Daughter?



I'll bet the "f*ck your feelings" crowd is having a f*ck-ton of feelings right now. - Jeff Tiedrich


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With Trump out of office, Diamond and Silk, reduced to Zirconia and Polyester! - modern man tweet


I Am So Damn Sick Of Conspiracy Theorists. They Definitely Should Not Serve In Congress.
Newly surfaced Facebook messages from 2018 show U.S. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene agreeing with comments spreading the conspiracy that the Parkland school shooting where 17 students and faculty members at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High were killed was a “false flag planned shooting.”






It’s a new day in America. - President Joe Biden



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America Is Back, Baby!



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Something is different in the air today. 
I can feel it all the way down here. 


It feels good.




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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
A sponge diver at Tarpon Springs, Florida in the 1940s. And then synthetic sponges put divers out of business soon after.

Peace.

Tuesday, January 19, 2021

Hours, not days

CNN reports new details of President Donald Trump’s forgoing of the traditional handoff of the “nuclear football” — he’s taking the highly classified briefcase with him to Mar-a-Lago instead.
“The most important briefcase in the world, carried by the military and never far from the President of the United States,” said CNN’s Barbara Starr, adding, “The case holds the highly classified equipment and authorities needed for our president to order the military to launch a nuclear weapon.”


Can we just refer to 45 as “Florida Man” in headlines from now on? - George Takei




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Pretty much the only thing I got wrong about the Trump presidency is that I really thought he would have blurted the n-word into a live microphone by now. - Jeff Tiedrich

 


 

Republicans Have Turned My Beloved Florida Into A Banana Republic
Rebekah Jones, Florida's former COVID-19 data scientist, turned herself in to police after a warrant was issued for her arrest for illegal use of the state's computer system, CBS Miami reports. The Florida Department of Law Enforcement announced the arrest of Jones, 31, on Monday morning. The agency said she is charged with one count of offenses against users of computers, computer systems, computer networks and electronic devices.


Have you noticed how many people who stormed the Capitol have now been arrested because their exes ratted them out? I'm just saying, if these fools had only watched #FirstWivesClub. - Bette Midler

 



Republican Shenanigans

Crazy how the confederacy mounted a more successful insurrection than the proud boys and they didn’t even have the Internet. Or telephones. Or electricity. Or cheese. Wait did they have cheese? I’m not a historian. - Sarah Cooper

 



Oooooh, So This Was Barr's Death Knell






I don’t understand why more republicans aren’t outraged that Trump almost got Mike Pence assassinated. - Bryce Tache

 



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I live in two countries called the United States. - John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News




Jill Biden should host Michelle Obama, Laura Bush, Hillary Clinton, and Rosalynn Carter for a fabulous "First Ladies Who Have Manners" luncheon at the White House.

And Vogue should put it on the cover. And send a copy to Melania. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

 



What If The Insurrection Was A Distraction To Plant One Of Putin's Suitcase Nukes At The Capitol? FYI: I Just Watched DESIGNATED SURVIVOR On Netflix.
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said on Monday that she wants to see if President Trump “was talking to” Russian President Vladimir Putin on “the day that insurgents invaded our Capitol.”





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After this moment when they were both upset by watching John Jr. saluting his father’s casket at JFK funeral, 1963, ex-Presidents Truman and Eisenhower ended their 11-year-old feud, which began when Truman criticized Ike in 1952 campaign. - Michael Beschloss tweet



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Coronavirus Optimistic New Mutation Will Be Widely Available To Public By Early Spring. - The Onion

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The mob was fed lies. They were provoked by the president and other powerful people. - Mitch McConnell on the Senate Floor Today

 


Rep. Lauren Boebert Is An Insurrectionist
“We saw Congressman Boebert taking a group of people for a tour sometime after the 3rd and before the 6th,” Cohen remarked on CNN. His memory was triggered by Rep. John Yarmuth, who witnessed the alleged tours with Cohen.






The next time I do laundry, Joe Biden will be my president. - Cheri Jacobus

 




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Here's an origami samurai made from a single square sheet of rice paper by Juho Könkkölä. I made a little origami birdie once.

Peace.