All Hat No Cattle

Wednesday, December 9, 2020

Trump's false crusade rolls on despite devastating Supreme Court rebuke

Trump's false crusade rolls on despite devastating Supreme Court rebuke

The only questions now are how many more times President Donald Trump wants to lose the election to President-elect Joe Biden and whether his Republican acolytes on Capitol Hill will wake up and recognize reality.

Trump Proposes Overruling Supreme Court by Creating Supremer Court. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

The Trumped GOP is the deadliest enemy American democracy has ever faced. STOP them. - Frank Schaefer

Pardoned Lt. General Hurls Veiled Threat At Obama. Paging Secret Service!

Disgraced Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn on Wednesday asserted that former President Barack Obama should be afraid of him.

During an interview on Fox Business, host Maria Bartiromo asked Flynn why Obama had warned President Donald Trump about him before the 2017 inauguration...“And he should have been afraid of me and he still should be afraid,” he added. “Obama talking about me is outrageous. I will not give him any more time on your show.”

Worst farewell tour. Ever. - Dan Rather

Republican Shenanigans

CNN: Melania Trump "just wants to go home."

If Slovenia doesn't have an extradition treaty with us, then that ought to work out fine. - JRehling

Giuliani Escapes From Hospital To Attend White House Christmas Parties. - Andy Borowitz

Pompeo Looking For Reason To Nuke China

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo on Wednesday raised the risk of China stealing academic research and intellectual property in remarks at a university in Georgia that come weeks before two Senate runoff elections in the state.

The setting of the speech at Georgia Tech in Atlanta had raised eyebrows given its proximity to the Senate races, which will determine which party holds the majority in the upper chamber.

Trump Attempts to Fire Amy Coney Barrett. - Andy Borowitz

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There is one good thing about 2020: it’s been confirmed that Joe Biden won the presidency nine times. - Sen. Amy Klobuchar

Rock The Voter News

The "pro life" people are killing us. - Bill Maxwell

The House Did Their Work. Do Yours, Senate.
The House passed the National Defense Authorization Act with a veto-proof margin on Tuesday, dealing a blow to President Trump's threat to veto the legislation. The House passed the annual defense package, which lays out the annual budget and expenditures for the Pentagon, with a 335-78 vote, with one member abstaining — easily over the two-thirds majority that would be necessary to override a presidential veto. The bill now heads to the Senate.

Dear Jesus: this year I'd like to try following your teachings without having one of your followers call me a Socialist. - John Fugelsang

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Business/Tech News

Trump just tweeted that "The bookies had him winning at 97% on election night."

Sounds like the 'Jimmy Bag O Doughnuts' legal argument is forthcoming. - Renee Libby

Goombahs Kick Off GoFundMe Page To Save Their Don's Childhood Home

A real estate firm representing President Trump’s childhood home in Queens has launched a crowdfunding campaign asking Trump supporters to purchase the property in the president’s honor.

Paramount Realty USA kicked off a GoFundMe page Tuesday, writing in the fundraiser’s description, “Love Trump? Thank President Trump by contributing to this campaign to buy his childhood home in his honor!”

No matter how old you are, it’s still fun to bonk someone on the head with an empty wrapping paper tube ... am I right? - 98Simply tweet

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Lenticular clouds over Torres del Paine, Chilean Patagonia. My knees would buckle upon seeing this sight. Photo by Michael Fung

Peace.

Tuesday, December 8, 2020

Defiant Whistleblower Vows to Carry on After Florida Police Raided Home, Pulled Guns on Kids: ‘Will Not Stop Me … Ever’

Defiant Whistleblower Vows to Carry on After Florida Police Raided Home, Pulled Guns on Kids: ‘Will Not Stop Me … Ever’

Rebekah Jones, the Covid whistleblower and Florida researcher whose home was raided at gunpoint, told CNN’s Chris Cuomo that Gov. Ron Desantis is trying to intimidate her, but she won’t back down.

Jones appeared on Monday night’s edition of Cuomo Primetime hours after she posted harrowing footage of state police raiding her home with guns drawn — while her children were present.

In the last 22 years, Republicans have ruined Florida, starting with Jeb Bush in 1998.

I refuse to sign my organ donor card until I get some kind of guarantee that no part of my body will ever be used to keep Ron DeSantis alive. - Middle Age Riot

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Texas is the Donald Trump of states. - Middle Age Riot

Texas Is Messing With Voters

The state of Texas, aiming to help President Donald Trump upend the results of the U.S. election, said on Tuesday it has sued Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin at the Supreme Court, calling changes those states made to election procedures amid the coronavirus pandemic unlawful.

Remember when elections used to happen and then they'd be over and the loser would congratulate the winner and then everyone would get on with their lives? evidently that's too much to ask of what's become the party of stupid f*cking violent sore-loser terrorist assholes. - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

Pretty weird how no one in the White House wears a mask and everyone in the White House is getting covid. If only there were some obvious conclusion we could draw from this. - Jeff Tiedrich

Are They Going To Name It Javankaville?

After four years in Washington, Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner could be heading south to the Sunshine State, with the couple reportedly buying a $30 million property in an area dubbed "Billionaire's Bunker."

President Trump's 39-year-old daughter, a White House senior adviser, and her husband, also a top adviser, are poised to close soon on a plot of land on Florida's Indian Creek Island.

Rudy Giuliani’s covid diagnosis proves that the virus can travel from bat to human back to bat. - Sarah Cooper

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Pence Terrified That Kamala Harris Will Request One-on-One Transition Meeting. - Andy Borowitz

VACCINE SCOREBOARD:

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Margaret Keenan, a grandmother of four, made history Tuesday after getting a potentially lifesaving birthday present.

With one shot — or "jab" as Britons might say — Keenan, who turns 91 next week, officially launched the United Kingdom's nationwide coronavirus immunization campaign — the largest such effort in its history.

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Business/Tech News

As excited as I am about the new Lady Gaga Oreos, they'll never replace my Pat Benatar Hydrox. - Stephen Colbert

American Airlines Will Sell You An At-Home Virus Test Kit For The Low, Low Price Of $128!

American Airlines will sell at-home coronavirus tests to passengers in a move the carrier hopes will boost domestic travel and allow flyers to avoid quarantines.

The airline is the first to offer at-home tests, which will cost customers $128. Customers who are traveling to a city, state or territory with COVID-19 travel restrictions will have access to them starting Wednesday.

“Grandpa, what was 2020 like?” “Oh, honey, that was a time in America where half the country thought it was patriotic to kill other Americans” - Edel Rodriguez

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It's been a long, hard road from Dubya to Russian Agent Orange.

It is hard to believe this website will be 20 years old in 7 days.

A rare sighting of the leaf bat.

Peace and love everyone.

Monday, December 7, 2020

Giuliani is diagnosed with COVID-19

Giuliani's diagnosis leads Ariz. Legislature to shut down

Arizona's state House and Senate will close for a week "out of an abundance of caution" following Rudy Giuliani's COVID-19 diagnosis.

Giuliani Quarantining At Walter Reed Total Landscaping. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

MyPillow Guy Joins with Trump to Promote MyPardon. - Andy Borowitz

Today marks 79 years since the attack on Pearl Harbor.

This day, December 7, 79 years ago, is seared in my memory. Darkness. Fear. And a determination as a nation to come together to do whatever was needed to survive. - Dan Rather

What Good Is The Hatch Act, If There Is No Punishment?

The Office of Special Counsel issued a report on Monday finding that White House trade adviser Peter Navarro repeatedly violated the Hatch Act — which restricts government employees from engaging in partisan political activities — by using his official authority for campaign purposes.

Navarro is one of more than a dozen Trump administration officials the OSC has found to have violated the act.

There have been more American deaths from COVID this day, and every day in December, than the deaths in the Pearl Harbor attack. WEAR YOUR GODDAM MASK! - Stephen King

Republican Shenanigans

Barr Begs Trump Not to Let One Isolated Incident of Honesty Wipe Out Two Years of Lying. - Andy Borowitz

Soon, We Won't Have To See Or Hear From Ivanka

Ivanka Trump is sharing a photo of President Trump that shows him smiling alongside the past commanders in chief depicted on Mount Rushmore.

Trump's 39-year-old daughter, a White House senior adviser, tweeted the photo on Monday.

Trump Obtains Podiatrist's Note Claiming He Won Election. - Andy Borowitz

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If you're offended by 'Happy Holidays' then it's time you looked at the difference btw 'Christian' and 'Christian Supremacist. - John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

Trump To Pardon Any Children He May Have Had With Porn Stars. - Andy Borowitz

Trump Plans To Take Away Biden's Inauguration Limelight? Probably.

President Trump is reportedly considering an elaborate departure from the White House to counterprogram President-elect Joe Biden’s inauguration in January, according to Axios, which cited sources familiar with the talks of the Trump event.

The reported discussions follow reports that the president plans to announce a 2024 presidential bid during the Biden inauguration.

Trump will soon appeal to SCOTUS who will refuse to hear the case for the ultimate slap-down. - Larry K tweet

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Could he receive the Never-Gave-Us-A-Moment’s-Peace Prize? - Conan O'Brien

Business/Tech News

Don’t know who needs to hear this, but a lot of people were sent to prison for far less than what David Perdue and Kelly Loeffler have done and are credibly accused of. - Andrea Junker