Federal agents are erecting a 'non-scalable' fence around the White House in apparent anticipation of Election Day unrest

Federal agents are erecting a 'non-scalable' fence around the White House in apparent anticipation of Election Day unrest

Federal agents are planning to erect a fence around the White House on Monday, on the eve of Election Day, according to NBC News reporter Geoff Bennett and CNN.

A federal law-enforcement source told Bennett that "crews will build a 'non-scalable' fence" on Monday "to secure the [White House] complex, Ellipse, and Lafayette Square," Bennett tweeted late Sunday.

Time to play America's favorite game, What The Fvck Is This Lunatic Going To Do Today? - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• ‘Like local terrorism’: Trump caravan roars into Marin City, angering residents
• Kyle Rittenhouse Is Extradited To Face Homicide Charges In Wisconsin
• Mary Trump Lashes ‘Vile’ President For Encouraging MAGA Truck Violence
• RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel Says Trump ‘Would Not Endorse’ Hurting People After President RT’s Supporters Ambushing Biden Bus on the Highway
• Kayleigh McEnany Claims 'Democrat Cities' Will 'Send The Left Out to Attack You' if Biden Loses
• NOT AGAIN! Trump Rally In PA Ends in Chaos With Attendees Left In Cold For Almost 2 Hours Waiting For Buses
• Again?! Trump Campaign Strands Rallygoers in the Cold for a Third Time, This Time in Georgia
• Fauci Unloads on US Covid Response in Candid New Interview: ‘You Could Not Possibly Be Positioned More Poorly’

"Why are Democrats so anxious?" pundits ask as Mad Max caravans patrol and boards go up on every shop window. - Schooley tweet

FBI Investigating Texas Trumpanzee Convoy 

The FBI said on Sunday it was investigating an incident in which a convoy of vehicles flying flags in support of President Donald Trump's re-election bid surrounded a tour bus carrying campaign staff for Democratic challenger Joe Biden on a Texas highway.

Friday's incident - captured on video that was retweeted by Trump on Saturday with the message, "I LOVE TEXAS!" - prompted the Biden campaign to cancel at least two of its Texas events as Democrats accused the president of encouraging supporters to engage in acts of intimidation.

Trump Running Out of Time To Infect All His Supporters. - Andy Borowitz

Can you even begin to imagine what would happen if these caravans were made up of Black people? The thought experiment is the very definition of systemic racism and White privilege. - Dan Rather

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump and family go it alone on campaign trail, for better or worse
• Federal court hears last-minute Republican bid to toss ballots in Texas
• Trump threatens Senate GOP — now and in the future
• Pence absent from Covid-19 planning calls for more than a month
• Video altered to make it look like Biden made state error
• Trump’s $200 drug cards for seniors remain in limbo
• Cindy McCain reveals 'final straw' with Trump
• Trump hints that he’ll fire Fauci after Election Day
• Fox & Friends Outraged By Lady Gaga Campaigning For Joe Biden: 'She Also Hates Fracking!'
• ‘You shallow little hypocrite’: The View’s Ana Navarro shreds Marco Rubio for mocking Biden-Texas bus assault

Trump Urges Americans to Wait in Parking Lot for Vaccine And Buses Will Pick Them Up. - Andy Borowitz

Lawyers, Start Your Engines
President Donald Trump said Sunday that he's sending in his lawyers as soon as the election ends Tuesday, his latest attack on the legitimacy of this week's unprecedented vote count.

Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Month of November. - Andy Borowitz

 

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One more day and then it's finally here! Taco Tuesday! - Stephen Colbert

Rock The Voter News

• PA Attorney General Fires Back at Trump: He Can 'Say Whatever The Hell He Wants... We Will Count These Ballots'
• Democrat Sen. Warner issues warning of potential election interference by foreign agents.
• An astounding 93 million Americans have already voted
• Nate Silver: 'Without Pennsylvania, Biden Becomes an Underdog' In the 2020 Election
• Mystery Person Puts $1.3 Million on Biden to Win Election in Largest Ever Political Bet

Florida Woman Snaps & Damages Trump Signs. I Hear Ya, Girl.

 A Florida woman who was caught damaging signs promoting President Donald Trump said she was an anarchist who just “snapped” when she saw them, according to the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office.

If you're the kind of person who takes their sick child to the doctor instead of the village idiot, fire Donald Trump instead of Dr. Fauci. - Middle Age Riot

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Business/Tech News

• Oil prices tumble as lockdowns stoke recession fears
• Florida businessman pleads guilty in fraud case involving Giuliani associates
• Vladimir Marugov murder: Russian 'Sausage King' killed in sauna with a crossbow
• Costa Rica has reopened for tourists from all countries and U.S. states

1-star Yelp review of the United States:

"This used to be my favorite place, but a few years ago it came under new management, and it's been going downhill ever since." - Middle Age Riot

Madame Tussauds' Museum Display In Berlin, Germany. 

Danke schoen, Germany

Who Knew That Wall Street Loves Dunkin' Donuts?

Inspire Brands, which runs a portfolio of around 11,000 restaurants around the world, including Arby's, Sonic and Buffalo Wild Wings, said late Friday that it will pay $106.50 per share for Dunkin' Brands, which owns both the coffee and donut chain as well as Baskin Robbins ice cream stores.

1 day. Let’s win this thing. - Joe Biden

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So, how's the weather where you are?

Me: I'm left of the C in Costa Rica

Rain is forecast for the next 5 days and the ground is already oversaturated. Think I should be scared? Or nah?

Thoughts & Prayers Gladly Accepted!

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Odd News

• Praising the Slothlete winner of 2020!
• U.S. Supreme Court lets inmate confined to filthy prison cells sue guards 
• Lawn robot in Germany messages owner for help, foils thief
• 'Top Gear' host breaks Guinness record in speedy ice cream van
• Julius Caesar assassination coin auctioned for record $3.5 million
• Slovakian company takes flying car for a test flight

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Giant groundsels, prehistoric plants found on top of Mt. Kilimanjaro. Rumor has it that it was a favorite food of the brontosaurus.

Peace.

Trump changes election night plans, cancels party at Trump International: report

Trump changes election night plans, cancels party at Trump International: report

President Trump has reportedly called off plans to host an election night event at Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C., a person familiar with the plans told The New York Times. 

The source told the Times that Trump will instead likely remain at the White House on Nov. 3. 

CNN reporting Trump has canceled plans to appear at his hotel on Election Night. Will stay at the White House instead.

He knows he’s toast. - The Hoarse Whisperer

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• U.S. Hits New Coronavirus Record With More Than 88500 New Cases
• Many counties that hosted Trump rallies had a significant increase in Covid-19 cases
• Merkel lashes out at populists who say coronavirus is harmless
• 'Safer than your local grocery store': How the Pentagon kept the virus at bay as the White House struggled
• Officer sues Breonna Taylor's boyfriend over emotional distress
• 10 years until Armageddon: The nuclear threat grows

A bunch of gun-toting Confederate wannabes are threatening to start a second Civil War to keep a draft-dodging Yankee in power because that's how racism works. - Middle Age Riot

Trump's Florida Rally Residue

At least a dozen people who were overcome by heat during Donald Trump’s rally in Tampa, Florida Thursday, were taken to a local hospital, authorities reported.

Although 17 people needed medical attention, some were treated at the scene, fire department officials told NBC News. One person who was transported to an area hospital had fainted and another suffered a seizure. Details of other conditions were not immediately determined.

Insiders are saying Don Jr. is going to run in 2024. Someone needs to offer his coke dealer a million dollars to wear a wire. - Edan Clay

Republican Shenanigans

• ‘Bad things are going to happen to him’: Trump threatens unmasked ‘Anonymous’ whistleblower at Florida rally
• Eric Trump to campaign for his father in Bladen County on Friday
• David Perdue: Georgia senator pulls out of final debate after 'brutal' takedown by Democrat goes viral
• What it reveals when senators repeatedly mispronounce the names of Kamala Harris and Sundar Pichai
• This 1988 analysis of Trump’s handwriting is terrifying
• Kavanaugh corrects controversial opinion after Vermont fact-checks false claim about mail-in voting
• UPS says it found the lost cache of documents that Tucker Carlson claimed would damage Joe Biden's campaign

Tucker Carlson Says List of Trump’s Accomplishments Got Lost In Mail. - Andy Borowitz

Jesus Would Slap The Gun Out Of This Woman's Hand

Idaho’s Lieutenant Governor was featured driving around with a gun and a Bible in her car in a video where state lawmakers question the existence of the coronavirus and reject lockdown measures...

Jesus never asked a leper for a copay. - John Fugelsang

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Rock The Voter News

• How a fake persona laid the groundwork for a Hunter Biden conspiracy deluge 
• Early voting in Texas exceeds total ballots cast in 2016
• Democrats have a chance to flip the Texas House and reclaim their seat at the table
• Barack Obama, Joe Biden plan Halloween drive-in events in Detroit and Flint

The way Republicans are obsessing over Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wearing $14,000 worth of clothing in Vanity Fair you'd think she'd spent $140 million of taxpayer money to play golf at resorts she owned. - Middle Age Riot

Hundreds of Election Related Lawsuits Going Forward

In Alabama, a Black man with Parkinson's disease and asthma asked a court to allow curbside voting but was turned down by the U.S. Supreme Court. In Florida, 700,000 felons trying to regain their right to vote were hampered by five judges appointed by President Donald Trump. In Arkansas, three judges appointed by Republican presidents told elderly residents worried about COVID-19 exposure they could sign ballot initiatives through a window. 

When Jared Kushner finally shows up for prison, it will be the first time in his life he’s gotten somewhere all on his own. - John Fugelsang

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Just to be on the safe side, maybe we should cut off Jim Comey’s WiFi and take away his phone until Wednesday. - The Hoarse Whisperer

Business/Tech News

• Dow closes more than 150 points lower as Wall Street posts its worst one-week sell-off since March
• Disney World tourist arrested for hiding loaded firearm
• Arizona Coyotes renounce rights to draft pick Mitchell Miller, after report reveals he admitted to bullying a Black teen with disabilities
• McRib returns to McDonald's nationwide for the first time since 2012

The last 7 months have made me realize that house arrest is a pretty good deal for crimin’ - Edel Rodriguez 

Walmart Has Removed Guns & Ammo From Half of Its Stores. Why Only Half?

Walmart has removed all guns and ammunition from the roughly half of its 4,700 U.S. stores that sell firearms, The Wall Street Journal reported Thursday. "We have seen some isolated civil unrest and as we have done on several occasions over the last few years, we have moved our firearms and ammunition off the sales floor as a precaution for the safety of our associates and customers," spokesman Kory Lundberg said in a statement. The company has not decided how long the items will stay off the shelves, he added, but customers can still buy guns and ammo upon request at participating locations.

Seeing the vote turnout, in Georgia in particular, I just wish John Lewis was still around to witness this. - Dan Rather

 

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Have a great weekend and stay safe!

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Odd News

• Actress Lori Loughlin has reported to federal prison for her role in college admissions cheating scandal
• Scientists discover Mars-sized rogue planet aimlessly zooming through the Milky Way
• Florida man finds $1 million lottery ticket while cleaning his house
• Five-story building 'walks' to new home in China
• Rare full moon on Halloween will be seen across the US for the first time in 76 years

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Happy Halloween Everyone!

Peace.

Trump supporter ‘carried out on a stretcher’ as heat takes its toll on Tampa rally crowd: ‘Multiple people have passed out’

Trump supporter ‘carried out on a stretcher’ as heat takes its toll on Tampa rally crowd: ‘Multiple people have passed out’

Medical personnel provided assistance to supporters of President Donald Trump during his Thursday rally in Tampa, Florida.

Reporters at the scene say that several people suffered heat related ailments.

“It’s hot hot hot at Trump’s large rally. 87 [degrees] and 71% humidity. 

Trump Tells Stranded Omaha Supporters That Buses Are Rounding the Turn. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• Militia leader Stewart Rhodes says that his group will be at polling locations and is ready to kill Democrats
• Macron deploys 7K soldiers to protect against attacks
• Jim Acosta Posts Video of Maskless Trump Fans Jeering Him, Chanting 'CNN Sucks!' as He Adjusts Covid Mask
• 'First You Could Get Corona, Now You Can Get Hypothermia?' Late Night Hosts Wonder if Trump Rallies Are Really Worth Dying Over
• Taiwan goes 200 days without domestic COVID-19 case

W not coming out against Trump is a healthy reminder that W was, in so many ways, worse than Trump. - John Fugelsang

Wisconsin GOP Hacked, Lost Millions
The Wisconsin Republican Party said Thursday that it was the victim of hack that cost it—and President Donald Trump’s reelection campaign—millions of dollars, complicating the final days of the 2020 presidential race.

In fairness, no one could have predicted how incompetent Donald Trump would have been.

Unless, y'know, they'd followed his entire business career. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

• Melania's ex friend Stephanie Winston Wolkoff blasts First Lady for taking jabs at her in speech
• Tense Skirmish Between MSNBC's Ruhle and Peter Navarro Boils Over After She Asks About Trump's Mysterious $400M Debtor
• 'Put Him in Jail': Giuliani Goes Off the Deep End in New Interview, Accuses Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey of 'Covering Up Child Pornography'
• Florida judge involved in vote-counting donated to Trump multiple times: report
• Georgia Sen. Kelly Loeffler Claims She's 'Not Familiar' with Infamous Trump 'Grab 'em By the P*ssy' Access Hollywood Tape
• Jerry Falwell Jr. sues Liberty University over reputation damage
• Tucker Carlson Says His Documents on Hunter Biden Were Lost in the Mail
• Jonah Goldberg Tells Fox News’ Bret Baier He Isn’t Buying Tony Bobulinski Story: It ‘Strains Credulity’
• Kavanaugh corrects opinion in voting case following Vermont official's objection
• Top Interior official retaliated against whistleblower, watchdog says
• MSNBC's Chuck Todd Asks if Joe Biden is Taking Covid 'Too Seriously'

Trump has not ended the pandemic, but he might deserve credit for ending the Republican Party. - Andy Borowitz

Ted Cruz Goes To Court To Get The Deadline He Missed, Dismissed.

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) argued in federal court this week that donors should be allowed to repay $10,000 he loaned to his 2018 Senate campaign despite exceeding a cap set by the Federal Election Commission (FEC).

Jared Kushner Asks Dad to Bribe His Way Into Electoral College. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

• Pelosi presses Mnuchin for White House response on coronavirus aid
• Biden proposes task force to reunite migrant families on day one of presidency in new ad
• Former NAACP President Ben Jealous Says ‘Right Wing Targets Black Men' For Voter Suppression
• 'Would You Please Stop Bothering Me?' Joe Biden's Brother Rejects Fox News Questions on Family Dealings Outside His House
• Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez unveiled as Vanity Fair's latest cover star

Joe's gonna have to send a Special Forces explosives team into the White House to sweep for booby traps. - Fred Harding tweet

Ha Ha. Pompeo & Wife & Son Caught With Hands In Cookie Jar.

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo’s wife and son reportedly sent personal requests to department officials, according to hundreds of pages of emails recently obtained by NBC News. 

The emails come as both Congress and the Office of Special Counsel are currently overseeing investigations into allegations of personal misuse of government resources by the secretary and his wife.

Trump Campaign Reminds Supporters To Make Voting Intimidation Plan. - The Onion

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So you’re worried of white people become the minority? Why? Are minorities treated differently? - Mohamad Safa tweet

Business/Tech News

• FBI warns ransomware assault threatens US healthcare system
• Maryland, North Carolina and Virginia partnering on offshore wind energy development
• United offering pre-flight COVID-19 testing for London-bound passengers
• ‘This Is Not How We Do Things in the Southern District’: NYT Directly Ties Prosecution of Turkish State-Owned Bank to SDNY U.S. Attorney’s Firing

Amy Coney Barrett Vows To Someday Read Constitution.  - Andy Borowitz

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas' Wife Is As Creepy As You Would Expect

 The wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is using her Facebook page to amplify unsubstantiated claims of corruption by Joe Biden.

Ginni Thomas, a longtime conservative activist, asked her more than 10,000 followers Monday to consider sharing a link focused on alleged corruption by the Democratic nominee for president and his son, Hunter, as well as claims that social media companies are censoring reports about the Bidens.

Other spouses of justices also have their own professional identities, but Thomas is the only one whose work involves partisan politics that sometimes butts up against her husband’s job.

If you want to feel completely powerless, scream "go away" at a drone while you're in your underwear. - Conan O'Brien

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Odd News

• Study of ancient dog DNA traces canine diversity to the Ice Age
• Hubble telescope gives closer look at rare asteroid worth $10,000,000,000,000,000,000
• Asteroid samples tucked into capsule for return to Earth
• Diamond lost in library drop box retrieved after weeklong quarantine
• Kazakhstan tourism spots embrace Borat's 'very nice' catchphrase
• Florida woman in labor makes husband stop at elections office to cast her vote

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The Adenium socotranum tree grows on the island of Socotra in the Indian Ocean. It looks like a tree Dr. Seuss drew.

Peace.