Tuesday, August 18, 2020

Fox's Chris Wallace lauds Michelle Obama convention speech: 'Really flayed, sliced and diced Donald Trump'

Fox's Chris Wallace lauds Michelle Obama convention speech: 'Really flayed, sliced and diced Donald Trump'
Veteran Fox News anchor Chris Wallace praised former first lady Michelle Obama's virtual speech at the Democratic National Convention late Monday, with the "Fox News Sunday" host stating that she "really flayed, sliced and diced" President Trump.


Michelle Obama’s speech is so good, I can’t wait to hear it again with a Slovenian accent next week at the RNC. - The Hoarse Whisperer




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Michelle brings us hope, Melania brings us a dope. - Irishrygirl tweet





My My My, Manafort Is Knee Deep In Russians
Manafort worked with Russian intel officer who may have been involved in DNC hack, Senate panel says
It’s the furthest U.S. officials have gone in describing Konstantin Kilimnik, a longtime Manafort associate, as an agent of the Russian government.


If Obama's campaign had worked directly with Russian intelligence and the Republicans found out about it 100 years from now, they'd exhume his grave and put his remains on trial. - Tea Pain





BREAKING- The Robert E. Lee statue will be making a speech at the RNC. - Tony Posnanski tweet




Republican Shenanigans

"He pardoned Susan B. Anthony? Man, I was so wrong about that guy!" - how Donald Trump actually thinks women across America will react to the news - Max Weiss tweet





Trump's Probably Going To Get This Guy Arrested
A former senior official in the Trump administration endorsed former Vice President Joe Biden for president on Monday.
Miles Taylor, who served as the Department of Homeland Security's chief of staff, in a video endorsement of Biden said that working under the current administration was "terrifying."
"What we saw week in and week out, for me, after two and a half years in that administration, was terrifying. We would go in to try to talk to him about a pressing national security issue — cyberattack, terrorism threat. He wasn't interested in those things. To him, they weren't priorities," Taylor says in the video, which was produced by the group Republican Voters Against Trump.





hey, remember when our president wore a mask for about 15 minutes and our entire press corps fell all over themselves in a mad dash to declare him serious and engaged? those were fun times. - Jeff Tiedrich


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Rock The Voter News

Trump Blasts Michelle Obama For Undercounting How Many Deaths He Caused. - Andy Borowitz




Trump's Capos Are Illegal Claims GAO
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) on Monday dismissed a congressional watchdog's finding that the agency's top two officials were ineligible to serve in their positions.
Chad Mizelle, the senior official performing the duties of DHS general counsel, called the Government Accountability Office's (GAO) report "baseless and baffling." The GAO, which is under the purview of Congress, ruled last week that acting DHS Secretary Chad Wolf and his top deputy, Ken Cuccinelli, are illegally serving in their posts because their appointments were invalid under the order of succession. 


Susan B. Anthony Begs Trump Not To Pardon Her: “I Don’t Want To Be On Wikipedia Page With Roger Stone” - Andy Borowitz





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Business/Tech News

it's over 100 degrees in california. 110 in some parts. we're in a pandemic. & farm workers are out in the fields wearing masks & sweatshirts to feed america on minimum wage. if you eat today, contemplate that. - Claire tweet


Louis DeJoy's attorney probably told him "they are going to lock your dumbass up if Trump doesn't win."
Under fire from Congressional Democrats, Postmaster General Louis DeJoy announced today he will suspend several cost-cutting initiatives in an effort "to avoid even the appearance of any impact on election mail... until after the election is concluded."






The President may hate the post office, but he’s still going to have to send them a change of address card in January. - Sen. Amy Klobuchar



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Monday, August 17, 2020

Jared Kushner defends administration’s response to the coronavirus pandemic


Jared Kushner defends administration’s response to the coronavirus pandemic
Kushner led a coronavirus response task force aimed at maintaining supply chains and devising a national testing plan.


Someone please give me a puppy right now. - Rex Huppke






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New Claim That Enemies of U.S. Developed Trump in Lab. - Andy Borowitz





He Has Lots of  'Splaining To Do!
Postmaster General Louis DeJoy has been summoned to Capitol Hill what House Oversight Committee chair Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D-NY) is describing as an “urgent” hearing next Monday, Aug. 24. The hearing comes amid a widespread outcry over a variety of moves made by his administration which have slowed down the U.S. mail — moves which have drawn more scrutiny ahead of an election expected to have many ballots cast by mail.






Bill Barr Injures Back While Trying to Lift Mailbox Into Truck. - Andy Borowitz






Republican Shenanigans

If Kamala is such a ho, why can I only find nude pictures of Melania all over the internet? - DKnight10000 tweet









Nancy Will Be In The House
Speaker Nancy Pelosi and House Democratic leaders will summon the House back in session this coming week to confront President Donald Trump’s attempts to undermine the U.S. Postal Service, she announced Sunday night.















Is there any reason why Robert Trump's cause of death during a pandemic is being treated like a state secret? - Eric Boehlert





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Obama Hurt By Trump’s Reuse of Birther Strategy: “I Thought It Was a Special Thing Between Him and Me” - Andy Borowitz




Rock The Voter News

Harris Tells Trump She Cannot Send Him Birth Certificate Without Postal Service. - Andy Borowitz





This Virus Is Gonna Be Around For A Long, Long Time
More than one-in-five Texans who are tested for coronavirus are positive, the worst statewide rate in the country. But the number of people getting tests has plummeted in the last two weeks, which could understate how widespread the virus really is as schools reopen and hospitalizations and deaths remain near record highs.






How is it that we have every possible path to information and yet we are the dumbest people alive? - Elizabeth Hackett





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Another 1,029 Americans died yesterday from coronavirus. Some perspective: In mid-March, the U.S. & South Korea each had approximately 90 deaths. The U.S. now has 169,754 deaths. South Korea, with a population of 52 million, has 305. - Wolf Blitzer tweet




Business/Tech News

Don't worry, I'm sure those mailboxes being removed in Oregon are just being cleaned and painted before being dumped in the ocean. - Stephen Colbert





42%? Who Are These People?
Forty-two percent of Americans questioned in a new Gallup survey approve of President Trump’s job as commander in chief, a slight improvement over a 38 percent reading during the month of June.
At the same time, an overwhelming percentage of Americans disapprove of Trump’s handling of race relations and the novel coronavirus, two issues at the center of the political debate less than three months until the November presidential election.




Perhaps the most chilling aspect of the last four years is knowing that 40% of this country can’t recognize evil when it is staring them in the face. - David Heller






Face masks should have a reflective surface, so people who aren’t wearing them can see what assholes they are. - Conan O'Brien







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Friday, August 14, 2020

Michael Cohen Claims Trump Wanted Him Dead, Witnessed ‘Golden Showers at a Sex Club in Vegas’ in Jawdropping Book Excerpt

Michael Cohen Claims Trump Wanted Him Dead, Witnessed ‘Golden Showers at a Sex Club in Vegas’ in Jawdropping Book Excerpt
Michael Cohen, the former attorney for President Donald Trump, has been battling with Trump’s current legal team to be allowed to release a tell-all book...The legal maneuvering finally resolved to the point that Cohen is moving forward with the book, titled Disloyal, A Memoir: The True Story of the Former Personal Attorney to President Donald J. Trump, releasing the foreword on his website today.



Now that is NASTY!


Checks twitter during conference call. 
See's #GoldenShowersTrump is trending. 
Backs away slowly. - Rick Wilson tweet






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Your reminder that seniors and veterans all across America depend on the Post Office to get the medicines they need to survive. - Robert Reich




Trump Is Dying To Start a War OR Push The Nuke Button
Taiwan is in discussions with the United States on acquiring underwater sea mines to deter amphibious landings as well as cruise missiles for coastal defense, Taiwan's de facto ambassador to United States said on Wednesday.





Republican Shenanigans

VP Mike Pence: "Sen. Kamala Harris said she would change the dietary guidelines of this country to reduce the amount of red meat that Americans can eat."

Crowd boos.

VP: "Well I've got some red meat for you: We're not going to let Joe Biden & Kamala Harris cut America's meat!"






South Dakota Governor Building Fence Around Governor's Mansion
South Dakota is planning to build a $400,000 fence around the governor's residence following recommendations by security officials in response to unspecified threats against Gov. Kristi Noem (R), her office confirmed to The Hill on Thursday.





Ignore the false attack on Harris’s eligibility. It won’t go anywhere. 

Focus on the real attack on mail-in voting. Election interference is happening before our eyes. - Jim Sciutto, CNN


And the postal workers union is all over it...


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Rock The Voter News

Fauci Thrilled That Kushner Is Spending Time With Kanye And Not On Coronavirus Response. - Andy Borowitz






The Re-Birthing Of A Birther
President Trump on Thursday drew swift backlash after he declined to disavow a baseless and racist conspiracy theory that Sen. Kamala Harris (D-Calif.) would not be eligible to serve as vice president.





Your daily reminder that it's illegal for the president to attack his political opponent during a government funded press conference. - The Lincoln Project




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Business/Tech News

Congress Moving Toward Safer Vote-By-Paper-Airplane Option. - The Onion


Vietnam To Buy Russian Vaccine
Vietnam has registered to buy a Russian COVID-19 vaccine, state television reported on Friday, as it fights a new outbreak after going several months with no local cases.
Russia said on Wednesday it would roll out the world's first COVID-19 vaccine within two weeks, rejecting the concerns of experts who said it should not have been approved before completing large-scale trials.




Of course Black lives matter. Do we think our little white a**es are the only ones that matter? No! - Dolly Parton




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White Pass Scenic Railway: Skagway, Alaska. My favorite part of a train ride was eating a wonderful meal in the dining car while watching the scenery go by.

Peace.