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Thursday, August 13, 2020

The United States Postal Service is removing mail sorting machines

The United States Postal Service is removing mail sorting machines
The United States Postal Service is removing mail sorting machines from facilities around the country without any official explanation or reason given, Motherboard has learned through interviews with postal workers and union officials. In many cases, these are the same machines that would be tasked with sorting ballots, calling into question promises made by Postmaster General Louis DeJoy that the USPS has “ample capacity” to handle the predicted surge in mail-in ballots.

Here's an interesting side note, Michael Cohen's new book reveals the sexual perversions of Trump.

Trump & his Postmaster General flunky remind you that the USPS just can't handle the extra workload of 150 million mail-in ballots.

But 2 Billion Christmas cards, one month later, shouldn't be a problem. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

So proud to be able to vote for two fundamentally decent human beings. - Jeff Tiedrich

What happens at Sturgis should stay at Sturgis

Hey NCAA Just Cancel The Damn Season And Save Lives!
The college football season is crumbling — leaving another void in the American cultural landscape that MAGA world is blaming on the Trump-hating left.
President Donald Trump latched on to the issue in recent days as two major college conferences postponed their football seasons. He tweeted about it on Monday — “Play College Football!”

Republican Shenanigans

When colluding with Russia is not enough, and you have to collude with Kanye, you have already lost. - PoeticJustice tweet

Democrat Crushes Republican In South Carolina. South Carolina!
A South Carolina Democrat has flipped a state house seat in a special election, stirring excitement in the party as they approach the general election in November.
Spencer Wetmore handily defeated Republican candidate Josh Stokes by 20 points in Tuesday's election.

Mike Pence Unmasked As Ghostwriter of Trump’s Love Letters To Kim Jong Un. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

Trump Accuses Kamala Harris of Maliciously Speaking in Complete Sentences. - Andy Borowitz

I Think Dan Quayle Was Faster On His Feet Than Mike Pence
Vice President Pence said Wednesday he “can’t wait” to debate Sen. Kamala Harris (D-Calif.), named this week as former Vice President Joe Biden's running mate.
“I think she is a skilled debater, but I can't wait to get to Salt Lake City and be on the stage with her,” Pence said.

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Business/Tech News

Senate Flees Town In The Middle Of A Pandemic. How Cruel.
Senate breaks for August recess with no coronavirus deal in sight ... Under the agreement announced on the floor, the Senate is functionally gone until 3 p.m. on Tuesday, Sept. 8, which is the day after Labor Day. ... The Senate

If I can be charged with indecency for not wearing pants in public, not wearing a mask in public should carry the same charge. - Irishrygirl tweet

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This is how I felt after my Internet was down today.

(Sorry for the late edition)

Wednesday, August 12, 2020

Biden picks Sen. Kamala Harris as running mate

Biden picks Sen. Kamala Harris as running mate
Former Vice President Joe Biden announced his long-awaited pick for a running mate, selecting the senator from California as his choice for vice president.

Kamala Harris faces strong challenge in overcoming natural warmth and charm of Michael Pence, experts say. - DPRK News tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

New Zealand found four cases in Auckland and their prime minister is basically like, “we’re shutting this sh-t down again!”

Meanwhile the United States is eating paste, licking door knobs, and sticking crayons up its nose. - Imani Gandy tweet

Having US Mail Problems? Blame Trump.
A shakeup of the U.S. Postal Service is leading to mail delays, union officials said on Tuesday, heightening concerns that an ally of President Donald Trump is destabilizing the service as millions of Americans consider whether to cast their ballots by mail in the Nov. 3 presidential election.

I love the smell of Republican meltdowns in the morning. - Jeff Tiedrich

Vice President Mike Pence is scheduled to debate Sen. Kamala Harris on Oct. 7. at the University of Utah.

Kamala is gonna make him cry..

Republican Shenanigans

Pence Terrified To Be Alone On Debate Stage With Woman. - Andy Borowitz

I Yearn For A President Who Welcomes His Intelligence Briefings
President Donald Trump’s interest in taking intelligence briefings has been declining steadily since his first months in office and has dropped to near zero in recent weeks, according to a HuffPost review of all of his daily schedules.

Kamala Harris should do a press conference every day at the same time as Trump's and just rip him apart. - Jennifer Rubin

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I’ve known Senator Kamala Harris for a long time. She is more than prepared for the job. She’s spent her career defending our Constitution and fighting for folks who need a fair shake. This is a good day for our country. Now let’s go win this thing. - Barack Obama Tweet

Rock The Voter News

It's a small thing but it's not a small thing. I'd just like a President and Vice President who can laugh. - Stuart Stevens Tweet

All Right All Right All Right
Oscar-winning actor Matthew McConaughey will be interviewing Dr. Anthony Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases and member of the nation's Coronavirus Task Force, on Instagram Live later this week.

Thank god it's Kamala! I was worried Biden was going to pick someone else who would have made me absolutely still vote for him no matter what. - Stephen Colbert Tweet

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One of the reasons I love Twitter

Harris’s Approval Rating Soars After Trump Reminds Nation How “Nasty” She Was to Kavanaugh. - Andy Borowitz

Business/Tech News

Trump has already called Kamala Harris “nasty” which is apparently his go-to insult for women. Not all women, of course. He’d never say that about his close lady friend who’s in jail for child sex-trafficking. - Bette Midler

Trump Says If Biden's Elected We Will Have To Speak Chinese.
Question: Mandarin or Cantonese?
"China will own the United States if this election is lost by Donald Trump," Trump, referring to himself in the third person, told conservative radio host Hugh Hewitt. "If I don't win the election, China will own the United States. You're going to have to learn to speak Chinese, you want to know the truth."

I felt like Oprah in this video when Biden chose Kamala

Am I the only one feeling genuinely hopeful for the first time in 4 years? - Bryan Behar tweet

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Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Russia coronavirus vaccine approved, Vladimir Putin says

Russia coronavirus vaccine approved, Vladimir Putin says
Russian President Vladimir Putin announced the approval of a coronavirus vaccine for use on Tuesday, claiming it as a "world first," amid continued concern and unanswered questions over its safety and effectiveness.

It won't be long before Trump tells us he's already taken Russia's vaccine. - DKnight10000 tweet

BREAKING: Joe Biden Chooses Kamala Harris As His Running Mate

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Trump Says Spanish Flu of 1918 May Have Caused War of 1812. - Andy Borowitz

Secret Service Shoots Man Outside White House. No, It Wasn't Trump
The sister of a former Dayton man shot by a Secret Service agent outside the White House on Monday said the family is still trying to understand what happened.
Myron Berryman, 51, was shot about 6 p.m., disrupting President Donald Trump’s news conference as a Secret Service agent ushered the president out of the briefing room.

Trump Praises Woodrow Wilson For Opposing Online Learning During Spanish Flu Pandemic. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Thanks, but I'll wait for the covid vaccine that Joe Biden says is safe. - Jeff Tiedrich

Karening From Behind Bars
In new court filing, Ghislaine Maxwell complains about "uniquely onerous" conditions behind bars, and argues that she is being treated worse than other inmates as a result of Jeffrey Epstein’s death by suicide in jail.

Trump Signs New Executive Order Granting Himself Unemployment Check in January. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

"George Washington would have had a hard time beating me before the plague came in, before the China plague.” — President Trump today

Trump Wants To Infect College Football Players, Too!
President Donald Trump railed against reports that college football’s Power 5 conferences will cancel their season, defending several top athletes who are advocating for the season to continue.

Republicans: "I wonder what we could do to keep the Democrats from winning the Black voter bloc?"

Black Voters: "Deal with COVID, do some police reform, and denounce white supremacy as a political ideology."
Republicans: "Got it! We'll put Kanye West on the ballot." - Corey Richardson tweet

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If u tariff me I gonna tariff u. - Sarah Cooper

Business/Tech News

People are calling for the presidential debates to be canceled, but if that happens, how will I decide who to vote for? - Conan O'Brien

NOW Republicans Require Masks At Their Convention?
Attendees at the Republican National Convention will be required to wear masks and badges that allow them to be tracked through Bluetooth technology, NPR reported Tuesday.
The badges will allow for full contact tracing if anyone is later diagnosed with the coronavirus, Jeffrey Runge, a health consultant for the convention, told the outlet.

I'd pay good money to watch Trump try to pronounce coccyx. - Jeff Tiedrich

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