Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Trump Doubles Down on Demon Sperm Doc. Yes, You Read That Correctly.

Trump Doubles Down on Demon Sperm Doc
The President of the United States doubled down on his support of a doctors “summit” peddling the debunked COVID-19 drug hydroxychloroquine—just as social media companies crack down on the viral coronavirus disinformation that came out of the event.


Call me a wild-eyed conspiracy theorist but it appears the administration is trying to unload its giant warehouse stockpile of Hydroxychloroquine & unsold Don Jr books. - Scott Linnen tweet



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Trump To Withdraw 12,000 Troops From Germany And Move Them To Portland. - Andy Borowitz





Federal Officers Retreat From Portland
After weeks of violent encounters between protesters and federal officers in Portland, federal agents will begin withdrawing from the city Thursday while state police will remain downtown, the governor of Oregon announced.


The American people are paying Washington politicians $3,346 dollars per week to tell them they don’t deserve $600 dollars per week during a pandemic. - dilan tweet




Republican Shenanigans

Trump 2016: Things are bad, vote for me so I can fix them
Trump 2020: Things are even worse, vote for me or else things will get much much worse. - Sarah Cooper





Louie Gohmert Catches Covid-19, Blames Mask. I Can't Even.
Texas Republican Rep. Louie Gohmert has tested positive for the coronavirus and is blaming wearing a mask for his diagnosis, despite guidance from the CDC that wearing a mask helps prevent the spread of Covid-19.




And if Covid-19 had been wearing a mask, it might not have caught Louie Gohmert. - John Fugelsang






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Louis Gohmert and the president's top national security advisor have Covid-19. We shouldn't be talking about opening schools. We should be talking about closing the Republican Party.- LOLGOP


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Trump Fumes Over New Poll Showing Coronavirus More Popular Than Him.  - Andy Borowitz


After 500 Years, Black Americans Are Arming Themselves
When coronavirus lockdowns spread nationwide in March, millions of Americans flocked to their local grocery stores and wholesale markets to stock up for what would become months stuck at home. Black Americans did the same, but some had one addendum to their shopping list: a firearm.
Since the beginning of the pandemic, there has been growing interest among African Americans in arming themselves, as evidenced by increased membership in Black gun owner organizations.






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Business/Tech News

Company Lacks Manpower To Complete Newest Round Of Layoffs - The Onion





Grifters Grift
U.S. President Donald Trump on Wednesday defended his push to use a coronavirus relief package to fund a new FBI headquarters near his Washington hotel despite opposition from fellow Republicans, citing his background as a real estate developer.


Meghan Markle is very clearly an accomplished knight who rescued a helpless prince from a tower and any stories that don’t frame it like that are wrong. - Jessica Ellis tweet






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Kruger National Park, South Africa. Thank you Mother Nature.

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Tuesday, July 28, 2020

AG Barr Calls Black Lives Matter Protests in Portland ‘an Assault’ on U.S. Government

AG Barr Calls Black Lives Matter Protests in Portland ‘an Assault’ on U.S. Government
In his first appearance ever before the House Judiciary Committee on Tuesday, Attorney General William Barr declined to say that political concerns weren't animating the Trump


Bill Barr Tests Negative for Integrity. - Andy Borowitz




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Living in the US right now is like being in an Aesop fable with incredibly stupid animals. - Andy Borowitz





Portland Protesters Suing Trump Administration
A group of Portland, Oregon, protesters is suing the Trump administration, alleging that the actions of federal agents in the city violated their constitutional rights, went beyond legal authority and were directed by someone not formally confirmed in their role.
The nonprofit Protect Democracy filed the federal lawsuit in Washington, D.C., on behalf of individual protesters and the groups Don't Shoot Portland and Wall of Moms.


‘We Are Upholding The Rule Of Law,’ Bill Barr Tells Congress While Federal Agents Drag Jerry Nadler Into Unmarked Van - The Onion




Do they still play Hail to the Chief when Trump walks into the room or have they changed it to Sad Trombone. - Jeff Tiedrich



Republican Shenanigans

Dr. Fauci Reports That Alcohol May Help People Survive Coronavirus Briefings. - Andy Borowitz





Even The Drug Makers Don't Like Trump
A White House meeting with top pharmaceutical executives that President Donald Trump promised for Tuesday is off, five industry sources familiar with discussions told POLITICO. Three said the drug-pricing discussion was canceled because the major drug lobbies, reeling from Friday’s cluster of executive orders on the topic, refused to send any members.


I mean we all know the government is run by reptiles disguised as humans. - DKnight10000




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John Lewis lies in State while Bill Barr lies to the House. There couldn't be a greater contrast. - Brian Drury tweet


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I'm proud to live in a country  
that shares borders with two other countries  
that have high enough standards to not let us in. - John Fugelsang


Surprise. Surprise. Trump Campaign Is Laundering Money.
An ethics watchdog group has accused President Donald Trump's reelection campaign of obscuring nearly $170 million worth of campaign spending through so-called "pass-through" vendors linked to campaign leadership instead of disclosing the true recipients of the funds.







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Trump Accuses Fauci of Using Fifty Years of Experience as Doctor to Win People’s Trust. - Andy Borowitz






Don Jr. Receives Hand Slap From Twitter
Twitter has banned the US president's eldest son from tweeting for 12 hours.
The punishment followed a post by Donald Trump Jr containing a video discussing the benefits of Hydroxychloroquine.
Some, including President Trump, have suggested the drug works as a preventative measure against coronavirus, despite medical studies that indicate the contrary.




Idea: we hire Jeff Goldblum to calmly talk this virus into chilling out. - Conan O'Brien





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I literally slid down a mountain hanging to branches, bushes, whatever to get to this waterfall, yet my shoes and slacks remain white. Pacific Guanacaste, Costa Rica, 2003.

Peace.


Monday, July 27, 2020

Portland protests again culminate in use of tear gas by federal agents

Portland protests again culminate in use of tear gas by federal agents
A large protest in Portland, Oregon, on Sunday night started peacefully but intensified early Monday, leading to the use of tear gas by federal agents, following a recent pattern. Demonstrators have been raising their voices against police brutality and for racial justice.


President Email Lady wouldn't be teargassing your mom, just saying. - Jeff Tiedrich




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It's almost like the Trump administration wants us to go full French Revolution on their asses. - DKnight10000 tweet





Sen. Tom Cotton, Republican of course, Goes Full Blown Bigot
Controversial Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.) called slavery the nation’s “necessary evil” in a new interview published Sunday.
The senator told the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette that slavery was the evil ”upon which the union was built.”
He made the stunning comment while discussing how slavery should be taught in schools.


Of course Tom Cotton is something of an expert in slavery, having been owned for the past three-plus years by his master, Donald Trump. - Andy Borowitz





Rand Paul Thanks Tom Cotton for Replacing Him as Most Hated Person in Senate. - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

The reason Melania is redesigning the Rose Garden is that Jacqueline Kennedy originally reimagined what it is today.

Melania desperately wants to be Jackie, but, instead, comes off as Marie Antoinette. - Nick Jack Pappas






I Wonder Which GOP Senator Sally Yates Will Crucify First?
Former Deputy Attorney General Sally Yates will testify next week as part of a Republican probe into the Russia investigation.
Yates will appear before the Senate Judiciary Committee on August 5, Committee Chairman Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) said during an interview with Fox News Radio on Monday...A spokesperson for Graham confirmed that Yates will testify as part of a public hearing. Yates didn't immediately respond to a request for comment about the hearing, which comes as Senate Republicans ramp up their Obama-era investigations.




Marie Antoinette would TOTALLY nod her head to Melania trump's tone-deaf aloofness if she still had a head. - Brooklyn Dad Defiant tweet 





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Departing for North Carolina, President Trump says he will not be visiting Rep John Lewis who is laying in state at the US Capitol. - Jonathan Lemire, AP



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How many Americans have to die of COVID before it equals one but her emails? - OhNoSheTwitnt


Who Knew That Playing Sports Transmits a Virus?
Multiple outlets are reporting that Major League Baseball will hold an emergency meeting on Monday to discuss the remainder of the already-truncated 2020 season, after more than a dozen members of just one team tested positive for COVID-19.
The Miami Marlins postponed their July 27 home opener (against the Baltimore Orioles) after 14 players and coaches from the team tested positive for the coronavirus, sources tell ESPN. The Marlins had just wrapped a weekend series in Philadelphia against the Phillies, after playing exhibition games in Atlanta.






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Millionaires & Billionaires are bitching about unemployed Americans making $31,200. - Woman In The Moon tweet



Business/Tech News

Nation’s CEOs Sign Pledge To Continue F-cking Over Americans - The Onion





Google Allows Employees To Google From Home Till June 2021
Alphabet Inc's Google said on Monday it would allow employees, who do not need to be in the office, to work from home until the end of June 2021.
Google had said in May it would begin reopening more offices globally as early as June this year, but most Google employees would likely work from home until the end of this year.


Our father, who art in heaven-- what the hell, man? - Conan O'Brien






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Mykonos Island, Greece. I couldn't take my eyes off that sunset. What's wrong with that couple?

Peace.