Wednesday, May 6, 2020

How Kushner's Volunteer Force Led a Fumbling Hunt for Medical Supplies

How Kushner's Volunteer Force Led a Fumbling Hunt for Medical Supplies
This spring, as the United States faced a critical shortage of masks, gloves and other protective equipment to battle the coronavirus pandemic, a South Carolina physician reached out to the Federal Emergency Management Agency with an offer of help.



FYI:  Jared's father, Charles Kushner is an American real estate developer and a convicted felon. He founded Kushner Companies in 1985. In 2005, he was convicted of illegal campaign contributions, tax evasion, and witness tampering.



God Apologizes For Forgetting To Mention Jared Kushner in Book of Revelations. - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

He will be remembered for his corruption. He will be remembered for his criminality. He will be remembered for his cruelty, his incompetence, his failure to address COVID-19 early on, his failure to enact a national strategy, & his reckless reopening causing many more deaths. - Steven Beschloss





Things Are Not Going To Get Better By Lollygagging Around
Infection rate rising outside New York as states open up.
Take the New York metropolitan area’s progress against COVID-19 out of the equation and the numbers show the rest of the U.S. is moving in the wrong direction.






Gimme a real Christlike atheist over a Godless fake Christian any day. - John Fugelsang


Republican Shenanigans




Conservative Militia Group Prepares For Societal Collapse By Training As Hairstylists, Nail Technicians. - The Onion


Coronavirus Task Force Back On The Table
Trump: Task force will remain 'indefinitely'. President Trump said on Wednesday the White House coronavirus task force would continue its work, a day after he said it would wind down its operations.





#BoneSpursTrump is still insisting that graduating #WestPoint cadets return to school so he can address their Class of 2020. He probably sees this as a rare opportunity for his name to be used in the same sentence as the word “class.” - Bette Midler

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Trump Launches “Celebrity Coronavirus Briefing” with Gary Busey and Dennis Rodman. - Andy Borowitz




Science versus Republicans
Republicans are nearly three times more likely than Democrats to say they won’t get inoculated if a coronavirus vaccine becomes available, according to a new poll. 




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The Republican Party has gone from Abraham Lincoln to Donald Trump. No wonder they don’t believe in evolution. - Middle Age Riot




Paint It Black. No, Not A Rolling Stones' Song.
President Donald Trump has reportedly been holding meetings about the southern border wall amid the coronavirus pandemic, and is set on painting it black.
According to the Washington Post, which obtained “government contracting estimates,” the president “has not let go of the idea” of painting the border wall black, despite a predicted $500 million cost to the paint job, “insisting that the dark color will enhance its forbidding appearance and leave the steel too hot to touch during summer months.”







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When there are no words to describe the peak of Mt. Everest, only this picture.

Peace.


Tuesday, May 5, 2020

Happy Cinco de Mayo Everybody!

A mutant coronavirus has emerged, even more contagious than the original, study says
Scientists have identified a new strain of the coronavirus that has become dominant worldwide and appears to be more contagious than the versions that spread in the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic, according to a new study led by scientists at Los Alamos National Laboratory.


“Trump has definitely left us in the dust, threat-wise,” one murder hornet said. - Andy Borowitz




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President Trump Attacks...President Trump Lashes Out...President Trump Berates...President Trump Accosts...

Just sucks that women are too emotional to lead. - OhNoSheTwitnt




US & Russia Skip EU Covid-19 Fundraiser
An EU-led fundraising extravaganza for Covid-19 vaccines, treatments and diagnostics fell just short of the European Commission's €7.5 billion goal on Monday — even after organizers decided to count money already spent or allocated...Russia and the United States, onetime superpower rivals in science as well as politics, pointedly did not participate, highlighting the real risk that some wealthy countries could look to control vaccines or treatments to benefit their own citizens first.


The president could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and kill 70,000 Americans, and his supporters would still have his back. - George Takei




Republican Shenanigans

Guess what? It doesn't matter one bit if COVID 19 came from a Chinese lab or an animal right now.
It's all a distraction to change the conversation away from trump's incompetence.#TrumpLiesAmericansDie - fen tweet


Trump Won't Let Dr. Fauci Testify Before The US House of Representatives
President Trump on Tuesday said Anthony Fauci will be allowed to testify before the Senate next week, but that he would prevent the government's top infectious diseases expert from appearing before the House because he believes it's full of "Trump haters."





I feel like we're dangerously close to the federal response to the pandemic becoming "thoughts and prayers". - Aaron E Carroll

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BREAKING: Trump Requires All Federal Employees To Wear Masks That Prevent Them From Blowing A Whistle. - Andy Borowitz





No soup either!

No Voting By Mail For You!
Two-thirds of Americans support voting by mail as an alternative to voting in person on Election Day during the coronavirus pandemic, according to a new poll from USA TODAY and Suffolk University.
But while Democrats and independent voters overwhelmingly back vote-by-mail, the majority of Republican voters oppose it.





Real Presidents don’t compare themselves to Lincoln. 
They leave that to us.



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Report: Amazon Using Heat-Sensing Alien Hunters To Track Workers Attempting To Unionize. - The Onion




CNN Sent Cease-and-Desist Letter To Trump Campaign
Warner Media, the parent company of CNN, sent a cease-and-desist letter to the Trump campaign, demanding that it take down a new ad it began airing on Sunday, that the media company’s lawyers say is a “false, misleading, and deceptive” use of CNN footage.


You know how the White House knows that it’s safe to hold a press conference?
They test the reporters
What do they do before Pres. Trump meets business leaders?
They take temperatures & administer coronavirus tests
Why isn't there a plan to do the same thing for the country? - Sen. Chuck Schumer




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If I lived on the Faroe Islands in the North Atlantic. I would mow the rooftops but would not canoe there!

Peace.


Monday, May 4, 2020

See historian's reaction when Trump compares himself to Lincoln

See historian's reaction when Trump compares himself to Lincoln
President Trump said he believes the media treats him worse than President Abraham Lincoln at a Fox News town hall.


One rule of American politics: don't compare yourself to Abraham Lincoln. - Dan Rather



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Pubs in Ireland are closed until at least August 10. 

Pubs. In Ireland. 

But by all means let’s open Cracker Barrel right now. - Marc Murphy





Pompeo Says China Created Covid-19
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said on Sunday that there is “enormous evidence” to indicate Covid-19 originated in China’s Wuhan Institute of Virology.
“We have said from the beginning that this was a virus that originated in Wuhan, China,” Pompeo said in the interview on ABC’s This Week. 






Republican Shenanigans

Trump just said the Spanish Flu ended World War I in 1917. I've said it before: if brains were black powder, Donald Trump couldn't blow his nose. - Stephen King





Lawyer: Michael Cohen release delayed without explanation.
Cohen had been told he was to be released from a federal prison camp to home confinement on Friday, but that did not occur. A source says release is expected to go forward later this month.






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My first thought after seeing some recent footage of UFOs in our airspace was, “Guys, could you come back at a better time?” - Conan O'Brien


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I’d just like to point out the lack of guns at the women’s march because we aren’t a bunch of scared little bitches.- AshleyFrankly tweet

China versus Trump
An internal Chinese report warns that Beijing faces a rising wave of hostility in the wake of the coronavirus outbreak that could tip relations with the United States into confrontation, people familiar with the paper told Reuters.




New Claim That Enemies of  U.S. Developed Trump in Lab. - Andy Borowitz


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Just zoomed w two Canadian friends who own a hard-hit small business. They applied online for the Cdn emergency small business loan program. Application process took under 10 minutes; approval less than 2 minutes. Money arrived in their account two days later. - David Frum


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Being required to wear a face mask into Walmart so you can buy a six-pack of Mountain Dew is not oppression. - Mohamad Safa


God Ran Out Of Locusts, I Guess
As if 2020 wasn't already bad enough, the US now has another problem to deal with: a terrifying monster insect nicknamed the "murder hornet."
Officially called the Asian giant hornet, or Vespa mandarinia, the huge insects have been spotted in the US for the first time in recent months, appearing in Washington state, the state's Department of Agriculture says.





Blue Angels Draw Huge Crowds In Country Where Huge Crowds Are Dumbest Idea Ever. - Andy Borowitz


Summer is coming



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Two baby seals because we deserve some cuteness in our lives.

Peace.