Thursday, April 30, 2020

Congratulations, you successfully made it to the end of April

US intelligence says it's investigating COVID-19's origins
U.S. intelligence agencies in a rare public statement Thursday said they agreed with "the widespread scientific consensus" that the COVID-19 virus was "not man made or genetically modified" but also that they are investigating whether it emerged from a laboratory in Wuhan, China.


2016: 30,000 emails.

2020: 60,000 dead. - Middle Age Riot


America getting ready to reopen


The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Since the U.S. death toll surpassed 60,000 yesterday, Trump has tweeted about: 
-Michael Flynn 
-CNN-MSNBC 
-Brian Williams 
-Don Lemon 
-Joe Scarborough 
-Sweden 
-Roger Stone 
-His poll numbers 
-Jim Comey 
-Hillary Clinton’s campaign 
-Rep. Jim Ryun’s birthday- Philip Rucker, Washington Post





After One Tweet to Trump This Man Got $69 Million From New York For Ventilators
The Silicon Valley engineer, who had no background in medical supplies but was recommended by the White House, never delivered the ventilators.


Electing Donald Trump to drain the swamp is the political equivalent of drinking bleach to kill the coronavirus. - Middle Age Riot





Republican Shenanigans

Class Warfare is when top 1% uses the media to instruct you that a slight tax increase on the top 1% is Class Warfare. - John Fugelsang


Another Rat Flees The Sinking Ship
Joe Grogan, the top domestic policy adviser to President Donald Trump, who has played a key role in health policy and the coronavirus response, is set to leave the White House next month, he confirmed to POLITICO.






Jared Kushner spinning the current death count as a win is so on brand. It’s like Jared calling his father a law-abiding citizen, or himself fully human. - Rick Wilson




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I have a fun idea: why don’t we have Trumps personal doctor/ carny inject Trump with the coronavirus and then we can test out all his ideas on him and his family? There will be light everywhere. The best lights. Inside and out. - Chelsea Handler


Rock The Voter News




Once again, Trump said he inherited "broken" Covid-19 tests from Barack Obama.
Covid-19 DID NOT EXIST when Obama was President. - Mikel Jollett

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Business/Tech News

I wonder when Trump loses in 2020, if he'll end up a commentator on FOX news. - Erin Rogers





Texas Universities Will Reopen In The Fall, With Football
Texas Tech and Texas A&M universities are planning to reopen their campuses in the fall, the schools announced this week as states begin to loosen restrictions related to the coronavirus. 




40 years from now, when Millennials complain about how bad they had it:
"Okay, Plaguer." - George Takei




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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Hubble Marks 30 Years in Space With Tapestry of  a Blazing Starbirth. A bit of beauty is much needed at this time.


Peace.


Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Kushner predicts much of the country will be 'back to normal' in June

Kushner predicts much of the country will be 'back to normal' in June
White House senior adviser Jared Kushner on Wednesday expressed optimism that much of the country could be "back to normal" by June as several states prepare to lift restrictions meant to slow the spread of the coronavirus.


Kushner Announces Doctors HATE Him After He Discovered One Weird Trick To CURE Coronavirus. - The Onion





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Remember when the United States Surgeon General told the American people that wearing masks wouldn’t help? - Adam Parkhomenko 







My My My. I'm So Glad Roger Stone Found Jesus Days Before The Mueller Documents Were Released
Investigators from former special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation told a judge that Trump political adviser Roger Stone orchestrated hundreds of fake Facebook accounts and bloggers to run a political influence scheme on social media in 2016, according to court documents from the Mueller investigation unsealed on Tuesday.





Think of what it would mean if we had a real president, not just somebody who plays one on TV. - Hillary Clinton




Republican Shenanigans

Pence’s failure to wear a mask sets a horrible example and underlines a largely unspoken problem: the idea that REAL MEN DON’T WEAR FACEMASKS. Going barefaced isn’t macho; it’s stupid. - Stephen King






The Florida Death Watch Breaks Record
Florida’s Department of Health on Tuesday confirmed 708 additional cases of COVID-19, bringing the state’s total of confirmed cases to 32,846. There were 83 new deaths announced — the highest reported on a single day — bringing the statewide death toll to 1,171.


Mike Pence is all the evil,twice the hypocrisy,with half of the comedy value - John Fugelsang






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Really, if were that easy to commit voter fraud with mail-in ballots, this supreme court would've already mandated it. - Jimmie von Tungeln





Rock The Voter News

NY has received hundreds of donated masks from all around the country, from red states and blue states.
They were sent because Americans are unified and generous and kind.
Our politicians should aspire to be at least half as good as the American people. - Gov. Andrew Cuomo




Mitch McConnell Wants Workers Unprotected
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is pushing for liability protections for businesses and hospitals in the next round of coronavirus relief legislation, raising objections from congressional Democratic leaders as lawmakers begin shaping a fourth bill to address the crisis.


CNN to Show Phone Number of Poison-Control Hotline Whenever Trump Speaks. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

Jared Kushner called the White House’s covid response “a great success story,” second only to Ivanka Trump’s shoe company. - Andy Borowitz





Some Good Coronavirus News!
Anthony Fauci, a key member of the White House coronavirus task force, said results from a clinical trial of a potential COVID-19 treatment showed “quite good news.”
Data from an international study of remdesivir showed patients treated with the drug recovered 31 percent faster than patients given a placebo, Fauci told reporters at the White House on Wednesday, alongside President Trump and Vice President Pence.





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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Visovac monastery in Croatia. The perfect place to lockdown, with a canoe of course.

Peace.


Tuesday, April 28, 2020

Sick day

Dear Viewers,

I don't think I have the virus, but I am not well -- maybe something I ate? I have no idea.  I hope to return as soon as possible.

Stay safe,
Lisa


Mike Pence is an evangelical idiot that continues to destroy common sense.

Pence tours clinic without a mask despite policy





Take care everyone.

Peace.