Thursday, April 23, 2020

Poll shows Trump voters worry less about coronavirus — and take fewer precautions — than Clinton voters

New Yahoo News/YouGov poll shows Trump voters worry less about coronavirus — and take fewer precautions — than Clinton voters
Voters who cast their ballots for Donald Trump in 2016 are more likely than voters who cast their ballots for Hillary Clinton to say that they have “cheated” on social distancing during the coronavirus pandemic — and much less likely to say they will continue to obey their state’s lockdown order as long as it’s in effect.

Fauci Asks Trump If He Would Volunteer For Clinical Trial Of Miracle Drug Called Chloroform. - Andy Borowitz




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Your morning reminder that President Trump is in court right now trying to end health insurance for 20 million Americans, right in the middle of a pandemic that has killed 50,000 Americans. - Sen. Chris Murphy







Mitch McConnell Following Trump's Lead: Bankruptcy
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said Wednesday he would rather let state governments declare bankruptcy during the coronavirus pandemic than receive more federal funding. He suggested Republicans should oppose additional aid for state and local governments in future coronavirus relief bills.





God bless Andrew Cuomo! He just f-ckin READ Mitch McConnell... turned the turtle right over on his shell... “If there was ever a time to stop your obsessive political bias and anger, it’s now... We’re not red and blue, we’re red white and blue” - Cyrus McQueen





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Cocaine Saddened That Hydroxychloroquine Is Trump’s Favorite Drug Now. - Andy Borowitz





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Kentucky Lawyer Threatens Kentucky Governor
A Kentucky lawyer was arrested for alleged online threats against the state’s governor, who has come under fire over his coronavirus lockdown.
James Gregory Troutman, 53, was charged with terroristic threatening, a misdemeanor, by the Kentucky State Police for his comments about Gov. Andy Beshear, according to NBC affiliate WAVE in Louisville.






Trump Demands Pence Prove Loyalty By Drinking Chalice of Hydroxychloroquine. - Andy Borowitz




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He should go golfing again. We’d all be better off. - Cog tweet


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Texas’s Lieutenant Governor Says Dying Not as Bad as Living in State Where He Is Lieutenant Governor. - Andy Borowitz


Prisons: Coronavirus Petri Dishes
The vast majority of inmates that were tested for COVID-19 at a prison in Westville, Ind., have been diagnosed with the virus, officials revealed this week...The group said about 92 percent of the 137 inmates tested for the virus at the Westville Correctional Facility have received positive results.





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Louvre. Closed. 
Vatican. Closed.  
Taj Mahal. Closed.  
Parliament. Closed 
Congress. Closed  
Atlanta Tattoo Parlor. Come on in. - Bryan Behar





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If you don't believe Kushner, the Trump Administration, and other co-conspirators are profiteering, hoarding, and racketeering supplies during the pandemic, then you don't know the mob. - Hunter Cullen






Who Is Going To Make The Baseballs?
In late March, Major League Baseball hosted “Opening Day at Home,” a virtual celebration during what was supposed to be the beginning of the 2020 season.
Nearly a month later, as the coronavirus continues to ravage the United States, MLB hasn’t announced when the baseball season will begin. And the lack of “America’s pastime” has had ramifications in Costa Rica.
Rawlings Costa Rica, which produces the baseballs used in Major League Baseball games, has laid off 190 workers.





Our planet cannot afford four more years of Donald Trump. - Joe Biden





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Easter Island heads have bodies after all, 1955. Archaeologists believe the deforestation of the island quickened the sand cover of the mammoth statues. Tree huggers they were not.

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Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Where are the tests?


Fact Check: Trump claims coronavirus tests are widely available. They are not
President Donald Trump said there are plenty of coronavirus tests available, but many governors said they're running short even as states begin to lift their stay-at-home orders.
"This is probably the number one problem in America, and has been from the beginning of this crisis, the lack of testing," Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan, a Republican and the chairman of the National Governors Association, said on CNN Sunday.


Some time in the next week the US will pass an arbitrary but still meaningful number: 58,000 dead, the number of servicemen lost in the Vietnam War over the course of a decade. But this time, in 5-6 weeks. The administration doesn’t grasp the historic meaning of it all. - Joshua Zeitz




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Ayatollah Mystified That He Is the Only Dictator Trump Dislikes. - Andy Borowitz




How the hell did he manage to make a pandemic partisan? - Katie Hill 


70% of Americans Consider Grocery Shopping Risky
Seven in 10 American adults in a new poll said they view grocery shopping as a risk to their health and well-being amid restrictions implemented to stop the spread of the novel coronavirus.






JUST IN: Trump sends Emergency Medical Team to North Korea. Doctors Phil, Oz, Drew, Dre, Pepper and Dr. Scarf onboard, as well as ‘Acting Ambassador’ Dennis Rodman. - Hoodlum tweet


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So who is up for road trip to Ga. on Friday for tats, haircuts and some sweet, sweet bowling? - Ben White

Trump Misses The Adoration!
President Donald Trump is eager to hit the road.
As his own health officials continue to warn against nonessential travel, Trump has privately urged aides over the past week to start adding official events back to his schedule, including photo ops and site visits that would allow him to ditch Washington for a few hours. The day trips would be similar to those Vice President Mike Pence has made visiting businesses during the viral pandemic, according to three people familiar with the planning.




I'll never forget London during the blitz when Winston Churchill said "you know what, 2 weeks is long enough, just keep your lights on at night. German bombs are fake news anyway, we won." - Jesse Case




I just spent 40 minutes opening and closing my blinds to the tune of Camptown Races. - Conan O'Brien


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Trump Suggests Killing Coronavirus By Smothering It With a MyPillow. - Andy Borowitz

Yikes! Just What Small Business Owners Don't Need.
A data breach in the Small Business Association‘s online application portal may have compromised personal information for nearly 8,000 businesses seeking emergency loans last month, the agency said today.






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What Will Facebook Sell Online? Faces?
Facebook Inc.’s $5.7 billion investment in a unit of India’s Reliance Industries Ltd. creates an e-commerce leviathan to take on Amazon.com Inc. and Walmart Inc. in one of the world’s most competitive internet arenas.


This #EarthDay give the planet what it really wants: you gone. - TweetOfGod





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US Coast Guard recruits tie mattresses to themselves as makeshift life-preservers in 1917. It would provide some protection against shark bites, too!


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Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Senate Intel report confirms Russia aimed to help Trump in 2016

Senate Intel report confirms Russia aimed to help Trump in 2016
The Senate Intelligence Committee on Tuesday reaffirmed its support for the U.S. intelligence community’s conclusion that the Russian government interfered in the 2016 presidential election with the goal of putting Donald Trump in the Oval Office.


The bipartisan Senate Intelligence Committee agreed that Russia interfered in the 2016 presidential election and did so to help Trump.
Meanwhile, McConnell has at least 10 election security-related bills that he's stalled.
It's not just Moscow interfering. It's Mitch, too. - Nick Jack Pappas




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If North Korea needs a fat, useless, narcissistic sociopath to step in and ruin their country, America will gladly send Trump over. No need to return him, it’s our gift to you! Ps he loves parades as well. - irishrygirl





Hydroxychloroquine Research Not Going Well
A malaria drug widely touted by President Donald Trump for treating the new coronavirus showed no benefit in a large analysis of its use in U.S. veterans hospitals. There were more deaths among those given hydroxychloroquine versus standard care, researchers reported.


Trump Recommends Kim Jong Un Try Hydroxychloroquine. - Andy Borowitz




Nation Close To Getting Video Conferencing Software To Work. - The Onion


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The longer we pretend that he isn’t mentally ill, the more devastation we’re going to experience. - Evan McMullin 




We never had a "booming economy" if 80% of the population can not afford to miss 2 paychecks. Marcos Yo


Attorney General Plans To Strong Arm Governors To Kill Their Citizens
Attorney General William Barr will consider legal action to force governors to ease social distancing requirements for their states.
President Donald Trump’s attorney general told talk radio host Hugh Hewitt that extraordinary measures to fight the spread of coronavirus were justified, but Barr argued that at some point they infringed on constitutional rights, reported Bloomberg.





I'm starting to miss things I hated. - Conan O'Brien


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Countless lives and millions of jobs could be saved if the president had it in him to walk away from the outrage machine and Just Get Us More Tests. - Pete Buttigieg





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Fully Recovered Chris Cuomo Gradually Realizing Family Never Going To Let Him Out Of Basement. - The Onion





Lordy, Texas Lt. Gov.Wants Us To Die For The Economy!
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick (R) called for the reopening of his state and the country late Monday, saying there are "more important things than living.”
Patrick said on Fox News’s “Tucker Carlson Tonight” that he was “vindicated” after being criticized for saying in March that he thought “lots of grandparents” across the country would risk their survival to keep the country afloat economically.


Foreigners Puzzled Why Trump Thinks Anyone Wants To Immigrate To U.S. At This Point. - Andy Borowitz


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BP Celebrates 10th Anniversary Of Deepwater Horizon By Dyeing Gulf Of Mexico Black. - The Onion


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When a society highlights the loss of an economy more than the loss of human life, it doesn’t need a virus, it is already sick. - irishrygirl


Yep, They Want To Kill Us AND Remain Blameless!
President Donald Trump wants to see Americans sent back to work as quickly as possible — but he apparently also doesn’t want those workers to sue their employers if they happen to get sick from COVID-19 while doing so.





Cuomo Says Florida Beachgoers Travelling to New York Must First Be Tested for I.Q. - Andy Borowitz




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Kauai, Hawaii aka Jurassic Park.

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