Thursday, April 16, 2020

Trump To Pump Up Death Toll

Trump's new guidelines for states are aimed at reopening parts of US, lifting coronavirus restrictions
President Donald Trump is set to issue new guidelines to states on Thursday aimed at easing social distancing restrictions and reopening parts of the country as the U.S. grapples with the economic fallout of the coronavirus pandemic.  

Just when you thought Birthers couldn’t be any worse, they went and became Deathers. - Adam Parkhomenko




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

‘Barber…I Was A Barber,’ Says Man Struggling To Recall Life Before Pandemic. - The Onion






Imagine What China Thinks of Trump
President Trump has lambasted the WHO for accepting Beijing's assurances about the coronavirus outbreak, but he repeated them, as well.
Here are 15 times Trump hailed China for its push to prevent a pandemic  — an effort that ultimately failed




Reported US coronavirus deaths: 
Feb. 15: 0 deaths 
Mar. 15: 65 deaths 
Apr. 15: 30,844 deaths - Ryan Struyk, CNN 





Republican Shenanigans

Even cocaine is like, "Dude, you're freaking me out right now." #PressBriefing - Miles Kahn 





Puppet Sends Ventilators To Putin
The Russian government said it would "certainly accept" President Trump's offer to donate ventilators to treat coronavirus patients in the country.
Trump said Wednesday that the U.S. would be willing to send ventilators to Russia, noting that "they're having a hard time in Moscow. We're going to help them."


Defunding WHO in the middle of a pandemic is like pulling the plug on firefighters in the aftermath of 9/11. - Christiane Amanpour, CNN




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I will not endorse Joe Biden until he commits to coming round here and telling me that I'm right about everything. He has to earn my vote. And cleaning up our garage wouldn't hurt either. Maybe cooking us a light supper. - Michael Marshall Smith





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Sure Obama is endorsing Biden, but where is his long-form endorsement?? - Stephen Colbert






Navy Having Second Thoughts About Firing Captain Who Was Trying To Protect His Sailors
The Navy is looking into whether it can reinstate Capt. Brett E. Crozier, who was removed from command of the carrier Theodore Roosevelt after he pleaded for more help fighting a novel coronavirus outbreak aboard his ship, Defense Department officials said Wednesday.


Reporting with a face mask is hard. “I’m a reporter,” I said to a woman walking out Whole Foods. She tried to give me money. “Oh I thought you said you need a quarter,” she said. - Christian Hetrick




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If oil goes any lower, Exxon Mobil might have to layoff some members of Congress. - Joseph Fahmy




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At least 28,000 dead.
At least 22 million out of work.
The guys who want you to blame immigrants have decimated America while the immigrants just keep on working. - LOLGOP





Small Businesses Get Screwed By Big Businesses 
Major U.S. restaurant chains are starting to secure government-backed loans that Congress created to protect small businesses during the pandemic, fueling concerns that big corporations will siphon away rapidly dwindling funds.


Can we all agree to temporarily raise the bar for what’s considered an “alcoholic?” - Conan O'Brien





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Time To Deflate Photo
A galaxy behind the star cluster NGC 6752. taken on my birthdate in 2019 by Hubble.

Peace.


Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Coronavirus testing hits dramatic slowdown in U.S.

Coronavirus testing hits dramatic slowdown in U.S.
Despite efforts to expand, the continued glitches in the U.S. testing system are threatening to impede attempts to re-open the economy and return to normal life.


Fauci Says It Could Be Another Several Months of Him Dealing With This Asshole. - Andy Borowitz



The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Covid Forces Putin To Lay Off Ten Thousand Election Meddlers. - Andy Borowitz





Trump: Red State Good. Blue State Bad.
Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo of New York has repeatedly complained that his state has been shortchanged by the $2 trillion economic stabilization package passed last month...Cuomo cited one estimate that said Nebraska would get about $379,000 per case while New York would only get $12,000.







We were the 45th country to impose travel restrictions on China. - Joe Lockhart

Republican Shenanigans




The U.S. had a program that put scientists all over the world to identify viruses early so we could get a head start on vaccines and treatments.
The program was working in the exact lab in Wuhan that identified coronavirus in January.
Trump shut the program down last September. - Sen. Chris Murphy





Republican Collateral Damage
Indianapolis radio host Tony Katz asked Indiana Republican Congressman Trey Hollingsworth to respond to critics who might say reopening the economy will “get people killed,” and Hollingsworth responded that the loss of life would be the “lesser of two evils” compared to the economic harm of keeping businesses shuttered.



My God, Is Sarah Huckabee Sanders Taking  Male Hormones?


Trumps name hasn’t been on this many checks since he had Cohen paying off Prostitutes.
But that was an entirely different kind of Stimulus. - Mike Farb




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I do find it hilarious that Bernie got sick of the Berners too... - Jason Elias




Elizabeth Warren's endorsement is particularly moving considering that today is the 7th anniversary of the Boston Marathon bombing. - Hillary Warned Us tweet




If history is any guide, Trump’s name on a check means that the check will bounce. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

Aetna Honors All The Brave Insurance Debt Collectors Continuing To Work In This Difficult Time. - The Onion




Interesting. Island Bound Rich People Are Getting Tested for Coronavirus Antibodies.
Things are different in Fisher Island, the exclusive enclave off Miami Beach that is one of the wealthiest places in America. No uninvited outsiders are allowed in. Entrance is permitted only by boat.
And everyone who lives or works there can now get tested to see if they have developed protective antibodies to the coronavirus.





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Time To Deflate Photo
This is a Motmot. They live in a nearby Guanacaste tree. I couldn't snap a picture of it so I found this photo on one of the Internets.

Peace.


Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Obama endorses Biden

Obama endorses Biden for president in video message
Former President Barack Obama offered his formal endorsement of Joe Biden on Tuesday, injecting himself squarely in the presidential race ...


Obama’s Barrage of Complete Sentences Seen as Brutal Attack on Trump. - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Mike Pompeo Warns Iran Stockpiling Tubes To Build Ventilator. - The Onion




Another Sailor Dies of Coronavirus
Coronavirus updates: A second sailor from the aircraft carrier Theodore Roosevelt has been moved to intensive care with shortness of breath, the Navy said Tuesday, a day after a sailor from the coronavirus-stricken ship died from COVID-19 complications.


Remember, Trump made these Sailors beg for help. 
Come November, you f**king remember that. - Stonekettle





Republican Shenanigans

Expecting Alan Dershowitz to show up at today’s COVID briefing with a new theory about the 10th Amendment. - Jonathan Reiner





Attorney General William Barr Hasn't Quite Destroyed The FBI -- But He's Trying!
“Travesty” is not a nice word. It usually is applied to gross perversions of justice, and that apparently is the context Attorney General William Barr desired when he dropped it into an interview answer the other day in the breezy courtyard of the Department of Justice (DOJ).
His composed, understated delivery almost disguised the weighty magnitude of that disturbing word and the loaded adjective that preceded it. “I think what happened to him,” he said, referring to the president and the FBI’s counterintelligence investigation into his campaign, “was one of the greatest travesties in American history.” 



National Archives Report Someone Tried to Scrawl “Total Authority” with Sharpie on U.S. Constitution. - Andy Borowitz




Just a reminder that if Democrats hadn’t won the House in 2018, all of this would have been buried by Republicans...
ALL OF IT
Your vote mattered then —and your continued participation matters too! - JCrongeyer

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New York City Hospitals ARE IN NEED. Trump Lied Again.
Hospitals across New York City are still scrambling for life-saving equipment and protective gear, even as the crushing impact of the deadly coronavirus hints at easing up.
Health care executives say they're not taking anything for granted despite Gov. Andrew Cuomo and Mayor Bill de Blasio saying the burden on hospitals has started to dissipate in recent days. Some are banking on getting more ventilators, while others have been employing do-it-yourself adjustments to beef up their stockpiles. Nurses continue to bemoan a shortage of protective gear like gowns, masks and other face shields. And doctors in one of the largest hospital systems in New York were recently given guidance on how to ration ventilators, should it be necessary.






Trump Says He Has Been Treated Very Unfairly by People Who Wrote Constitution. - Andy Borowitz


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Business/Tech News

Fauci Says He Has Scientific Proof That Staring At Eclipse Fries The Brain. - Andy Borowitz





FORD Partners With Air Bag Supplier To Make Medical Gowns. Do They Inflate?
U.S. auto giant Ford on Monday announced that it is partnering with air bag supplier Joyson Safety Systems to produce 1.3 million medical gowns for the country's medical professionals on the front lines of the COVID-19 pandemic by July 4.


Why is everyone suddenly baking bread? I must protest.  I think it’s taking valuable resources from cookies. - Bette Midler







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Time To Deflate Photo

Boynton Canyon, Arizona. Wow, what a beautiful photograph.

Peace.