All Hat No Cattle

Friday, February 28, 2020

HHS whistleblower claims US workers received coronavirus evacuees without proper precautions

HHS whistleblower claims US workers received coronavirus evacuees without proper precautions
A whistleblower at the Department of Health and Human Services is seeking federal protection after complaining that more than a dozen workers who received the first Americans evacuated from Wuhan, China, lacked proper training or protective gear for coronavirus infection control.

CDC Director Says Coronavirus Effort Could Be Helped By Quarantining Pence. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Ideally, you want the President of the United States, the Mayor of Crazytown and the village idiot to be three different people. - Jeff Tiedrich

No Coronavirus Screening At JFK Airport. Feel Safe Now?
With the coronavirus outbreak affecting at least 40 countries, many travelers are concerned about what’s being done to contain the virus.
At JFK Airport, jetlagged passengers typically in a rush to clear immigration are now appalled by a lack of screening, especially compared to procedures in the countries they just left.

Your pandemic crisis team:

— a demented game show host

— the VP who caused an HIV epidemic in his home state

— a day-drunk economic advisor

— the already-overburdened chief of staff because why not

— an actual doctor, but he's not allowed to talk to the media

we're all gonna die. - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Holds Emergency Cabinet Meeting to Find Way To Blame This All on Obama. - Andy Borowitz

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things: Dumbass People
38% of Americans wouldn't buy Corona beer "under any circumstances" because of the coronavirus, according to a recent survey.
Just to be abundantly clear: There is no link between the virus and the beer.

The perfect word to describe people who dismiss a killer virus as a hoax is deplorable

She was right about everything. - Roland Scahill

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Donald Trump is battling the coronavirus with people who think science is a fraud, the Earth is flat, and Jesus chased dinosaurs off the edge of the world to make room for Christians. #TrumpVirus - Middle Age Riot

Rock The Voter News

Bloomberg Says If Stock Market Falls Far Enough He Will Quit Race And Just Buy Entire Country. - Andy Borowitz

My My My. The Scent Of Coronavirus Fisticuffs Is In The Air.
Rep. John Garamendi (D-CA) threatened Donald Trump Jr. on MSNBC, Friday, after Trump Jr. insinuated Democrats want people to get sick from the coronavirus...“He shouldn’t be near me when he says that,” Garamendi replied. “There would be a serious altercation.”
“That’s just totally outrageous. I can assure you there’s not a Democrat or Republican in Congress that wants anybody to be sick,” he continued, concluding, “Don Jr. better not get any place close to me. It would not be a healthy situation.”

You couldn't really call Donald Trump a Republican president until he wrecked the economy. - Middle Age Riot

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Business/Tech News

Trump Considering Firing Dow Jones Industrial Average. - Andy Borowitz

Coronavirus & The Stock Market Dive
The rapid rise in coronavirus raised fears of a pandemic on Friday, with six countries reporting their first cases, the World Health Organization warning it could spread worldwide and Switzerland cancelling the giant Geneva car show.
World share markets crashed again, winding up their worst week since the 2008 global financial crisis and bringing the global wipeout to $6 trillion.

You guys know that DHHS head Alex Azar, appointed by Trump to make sure we're all safe in a pandemic, is not a doctor or a scientist or a public health expert, but... a pharmaceutical lobbyist? Right? - Randi Mayem Singer

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I'd Rather You Laugh Than Cry

Thursday, February 27, 2020

Pence named Coronavirus Czar

White House announces coronavirus 'coordinator' to lead response under Pence
Ambassador Debbie Birx, who will report to Pence, serves as the U.S. government's leader for combating HIV/AIDS globally, according to the White House.

Wow, Pence is the Coronavirus Czar. Does he include Gay Conversion Therapy?

So the guy who said Mexico would pay for the wall and Putin didn't meddle and Kim was giving up his nukes and Bone Saw Arabia didn't kill a journalist and trade wars are easy to win just assured us that the coronavirus is no big deal. I feel so f--king much better now, don't you - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Trump narrowly chooses Pence over the Sham-Wow guy to handle #coronavirususa. - John Fugelsang

Q: What would you do if President Trump loses the election but refuses to concede?

Joe Biden: "I have no worry about him being escorted out of the White House"

Obama Tells TV Stations To Stop Airing False Ad
Former President Barack Obama called on South Carolina TV stations to stop airing an attack ad that uses his voice to criticize his former Vice President Joe Biden on Wednesday, accusing Republicans of trying to suppress black voter turnout ahead of the state’s Democratic primary on Saturday.

Trump got pissed off at the coronavirus and fired it. So don’t worry. It’s gone. it has learned what happens when you make Mr. MAGA mad. - Stephen King

Republican Shenanigans

Wow! The latest Fox News poll has Trump leading in 83 states. - Michael DeVore

After November These Will Be In Every Dollar Tree Across The Nation
President Donald Trump’s outreach to African American voters is coming to a storefront near you.
As part of an ongoing effort to increase Trump’s share of the black vote this fall, the president’s reelection campaign unveiled plans on Wednesday to open a series of “community centers” in empty retail spaces across the U.S. where paid staffers and volunteers will spend the next several months courting black voters with literature, celebrity meet-and-greets and “woke”-branded attire.

Putin is seriously the worst president since Cheney. - John Fugelsang

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob

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Rock The Voter News

Pence Launches Coronavirus Effort By Urging Every American To Get Rapture Kit. - Andy Borowitz

Bernie Bullies With a Bullhorn
Cops called on Bernie backers after bullhorn protests at officials’ homes.The late-night tactics at private residences come as Sanders' opponents are increasingly calling out his supporters' behavior.

Email from a Bernie Bro

Dear Lisa

Your recent post: "Florida Dem Mocks Bernie Over Castro Praise
A Democratic Florida lawmaker is likening Sen. Bernie Sanders’s (I-Vt.)
comments about former Cuban leader Fidel Castro to President Trump’s widely
criticized response to the Charlottesville, Va. protests.
“Saying a murderous dictator wasn’t so bad because of a literacy program is
like saying ‘there were very fine people, on both sides,’” state Sen.
Annette Taddeo tweeted Monday.",...was so ironic I felt I had to write.
I've just finished a book, "The Havana Mob", detailing America's foul
behaviour in Cuba over a hundred year period. Supporting murderous
dictators, U.S. government-backed corporate theft, Mafia casinos and
brothels, the exploitation and prostitution of the poorest Cubans, murder
of opposition members: there really was no crime too heinous for the U.S.
to take part in or sanction 'til Fidel threw you out.
So an when an establishment democrat rubbishes Bernie for pointing out that
the social services are better in a third world country that the U.S. has
kept that way for a century, you think it appropriate to publish it, along
with the rest of your anti-Bernie posts. you're wrong about Bernie, Lisa
and your mis/disinformation about him is doing your birth country a
disservice. Or, like Drumpf, are you trying to tear the place to pieces?

Time will tell.

Wal

Hi Wal from Australia. I hope Australia heals soon from all the bush fires.

I grew up in Ft. Lauderdale, FL. around kids whose parents fled Batista's corrupt regime which made all those dirty deals with dirty Americans. I hid under my desk at school with dog tags hanging around my neck doing drills in case a Russian nuke was hurled at us from Castro's Cuba 120 miles away.

What good is Castro's healthcare/literacy to those unknown thousands who were murdered or tortured? Rep. Taddeo was right and Bernie may lose Florida if he continues on the pro-Castro path.

I haven't read "Havana Mob" but I lived it in South Florida and read the Miami Herald's coverage of Cuba and the Mafia for six decades.

Wal, you know how I choose a candidate? By their accomplishments and voting record. It is that easy for me. Bernie has no accomplishments and his voting record is pro-gun and pro-Russia. And he's not a Democrat. So he was always a no vote from me and most Democrats. But, if he wins the primary I will support the Democrat's choice unlike Bernie Bros in 2016.

Bernie is All Talk No Walk. Just as Bush was All Hat No Cattle. People pretending to be something they are not.

The next president needs to have the expertise and world wide connections to mop up after Trump and the GOP. We do not need another "D.C. outsider experiment" who yells a lot and has angry followers.

Yeah, Wal, I'm tearing apart the country like Drumpf by pointing out Bernie's inadequacies. Seriously Wal? After Bernie says he wants to burn down the Democratic Party for the past 20+years and wants my vote?

You Bernie Bros are all alike, you go for the jugular but you trip on your dick.

Sincerely,
Lisa

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Business/Tech News

Bush Offers Trump Mission Accomplished Banner To Mark Victory Over Coronavirus. - Andy Borowitz

Phone Battery Fire On Flight To Bahamas
A battery charger combusted on a United Airlines flight, alarming passengers and resulting in an emergency landing on Wednesday.
United flight 1456 was en route from Newark, N.J., to Nassau, Bahamas, before the plane diverted to Daytona Beach Airport after one passenger's phone battery charger caught aflame during the flight,

Several people asked where the heck are the 16 circles in this graphic I posted the other day.
Hint#1. Look at the vertical bars in between the rectangles
Hint#2. Look at the red dot and the circle will appear shortly

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Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Trump frantically attacks media for making coronavirus ‘look as bad as possible’ in panicky tweet

Trump frantically attacks media for making coronavirus ‘look as bad as possible’ in panicky tweet
President Donald Trump on Wednesday frantically attacked the media for its reporting on the spread of coronavirus in the United States even as officials at the Centers for Disease Control are warning Americans that the outbreak could be bad.

Trump Plans To Destroy Coronavirus With Incredibly Mean Tweet. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Scientific Assessment of Coronavirus Issued By Man Who Stared At Eclipse Without Sunglasses. - Andy Borowitz

Purge Splurge
President Donald Trump is tightening his grip on the intelligence community as part of a post-acquittal purge of career officials and political appointees deemed insufficiently loyal, and the abrupt firing of his last intel chief is only the tip of the iceberg, current and former intelligence officials say.

Mobs were beating people to death in the streets of the capital during Trump’s very successful trip to India. - Chris Hayes, MSNBC

Republican Shenanigans

"I don't think the president knows what he's talking about -- once again," Pelosi on Trump saying Coronavirus is under control.

The Great Republican Purge Splurge Widens
A group led by Ginni Thomas, the wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, is driving a White House effort to purge government officials seen as "disloyal" to President Donald Trump and replace them with vocal supporters who regularly appear on Fox News

Ever notice how the Americans who really hate foreigners also tend to hate huge amounts of other Americans? - John Fugelsang

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Jesus disdained wealth

commanded us to care for the poor, sick, and those in prison;

opposed executing sinners

never condemned abortion

chased capitalists from the Temple

always took the side of the marginalized & was obviously paid to be a crisis actor by George Soros.

- John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

Nation Demands Explanation of What the F--k Tom Steyer Is Doing There. - Andy Borowitz

Biden Leads In South Carolina By 18 Points
Former Vice President Joe Biden has an 18-point lead over his Democratic presidential primary opponents in South Carolina, according to a poll released Wednesday.
Biden has 35 percent support in the Clemson University poll released just days ahead of Saturday’s South Carolina primary.

Sad to see Buttigieg’s momentum fading before I ever really learned how to spell his name. - Conan O'Brien

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Business/Tech News

Trump is going to put Jared in charge of beating the coronavirus, isn’t he? - The Hoarse Whisperer

How To Spread The Coronavirus Quickly
A flight attendant for Korean Air who worked several flights out of Los Angeles International Airport has been diagnosed with coronavirus.
The 24-year-old was diagnosed Tuesday in southern Seoul, according to the Korea Joongang Daily newspaper.
The flight attendant had worked flights between LAX and Seoul–Incheon International Airport on Feb. 19 and 20, according to South Korean media outlets.

What is she wearing? A diaper? That or her dress designer really hates her.

“What did Christ deny? Everything that is today called Christian. - Nietzsche

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