Friday, February 28, 2020

HHS whistleblower claims US workers received coronavirus evacuees without proper precautions

HHS whistleblower claims US workers received coronavirus evacuees without proper precautions
A whistleblower at the Department of Health and Human Services is seeking federal protection after complaining that more than a dozen workers who received the first Americans evacuated from Wuhan, China, lacked proper training or protective gear for coronavirus infection control.

CDC Director Says Coronavirus Effort Could Be Helped By Quarantining  Pence. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Ideally, you want the President of the United States, the Mayor of Crazytown and the village idiot to be three different people. - Jeff Tiedrich

No Coronavirus Screening At JFK Airport. Feel Safe Now?
With the coronavirus outbreak affecting at least 40 countries, many travelers are concerned about what’s being done to contain the virus.
At JFK Airport, jetlagged passengers typically in a rush to clear immigration are now appalled by a lack of screening, especially compared to procedures in the countries they just left.

Your pandemic crisis team: 
— a demented game show host 
— the VP who caused an HIV epidemic in his home state 
— a day-drunk economic advisor 
— the already-overburdened chief of staff because why not 
— an actual doctor, but he's not allowed to talk to the media 
we're all gonna die. - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Holds Emergency Cabinet Meeting to Find Way To Blame This All on Obama. - Andy Borowitz

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things: Dumbass People
38% of Americans wouldn't buy Corona beer "under any circumstances" because of the coronavirus, according to a recent survey. 
Just to be abundantly clear: There is no link between the virus and the beer.

The perfect word to describe people who dismiss a killer virus as a hoax is deplorable 

She was right about everything. - Roland Scahill


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Donald Trump is battling the coronavirus with people who think science is a fraud, the Earth is flat, and Jesus chased dinosaurs off the edge of the world to make room for Christians. #TrumpVirus - Middle Age Riot

Rock The Voter News

Bloomberg Says If Stock Market Falls Far Enough He Will Quit Race And Just Buy Entire Country. - Andy Borowitz

My My My. The Scent Of Coronavirus Fisticuffs Is In The Air.
Rep. John Garamendi (D-CA) threatened Donald Trump Jr. on MSNBC, Friday, after Trump Jr. insinuated Democrats want people to get sick from the coronavirus...“He shouldn’t be near me when he says that,” Garamendi replied. “There would be a serious altercation.”
“That’s just totally outrageous. I can assure you there’s not a Democrat or Republican in Congress that wants anybody to be sick,” he continued, concluding, “Don Jr. better not get any place close to me. It would not be a healthy situation.”

You couldn't really call Donald Trump a Republican president until he wrecked the economy. - Middle Age Riot


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Business/Tech News

Trump Considering Firing Dow Jones Industrial Average. - Andy Borowitz

Coronavirus & The Stock Market Dive
The rapid rise in coronavirus raised fears of a pandemic on Friday, with six countries reporting their first cases, the World Health Organization warning it could spread worldwide and Switzerland cancelling the giant Geneva car show.
World share markets crashed again, winding up their worst week since the 2008 global financial crisis and bringing the global wipeout to $6 trillion.

You guys know that DHHS head Alex Azar, appointed by Trump to make sure we're all safe in a pandemic, is not a doctor or a scientist or a public health expert, but... a pharmaceutical lobbyist? Right? - Randi Mayem Singer


I'd Rather You Laugh Than Cry

Thank you!


Chinese wallet is speaking the language of all of us.

Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

JJ and his fiancee are clearing their lot to build a home right across the street from me. Am I lucky or what? By the way, JJ is lowering down my chainsaw by rope.


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