All Hat No Cattle

Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Trump frantically attacks media for making coronavirus ‘look as bad as possible’ in panicky tweet

Trump frantically attacks media for making coronavirus ‘look as bad as possible’ in panicky tweet
President Donald Trump on Wednesday frantically attacked the media for its reporting on the spread of coronavirus in the United States even as officials at the Centers for Disease Control are warning Americans that the outbreak could be bad.

Trump Plans To Destroy Coronavirus With Incredibly Mean Tweet. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Scientific Assessment of Coronavirus Issued By Man Who Stared At Eclipse Without Sunglasses. - Andy Borowitz

Purge Splurge
President Donald Trump is tightening his grip on the intelligence community as part of a post-acquittal purge of career officials and political appointees deemed insufficiently loyal, and the abrupt firing of his last intel chief is only the tip of the iceberg, current and former intelligence officials say.

Mobs were beating people to death in the streets of the capital during Trump’s very successful trip to India. - Chris Hayes, MSNBC

Republican Shenanigans

"I don't think the president knows what he's talking about -- once again," Pelosi on Trump saying Coronavirus is under control.

The Great Republican Purge Splurge Widens
A group led by Ginni Thomas, the wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, is driving a White House effort to purge government officials seen as "disloyal" to President Donald Trump and replace them with vocal supporters who regularly appear on Fox News

Ever notice how the Americans who really hate foreigners also tend to hate huge amounts of other Americans? - John Fugelsang

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Jesus disdained wealth

commanded us to care for the poor, sick, and those in prison;

opposed executing sinners

never condemned abortion

chased capitalists from the Temple

always took the side of the marginalized & was obviously paid to be a crisis actor by George Soros.

- John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

Nation Demands Explanation of What the F--k Tom Steyer Is Doing There. - Andy Borowitz

Biden Leads In South Carolina By 18 Points
Former Vice President Joe Biden has an 18-point lead over his Democratic presidential primary opponents in South Carolina, according to a poll released Wednesday.
Biden has 35 percent support in the Clemson University poll released just days ahead of Saturday’s South Carolina primary.

Sad to see Buttigieg’s momentum fading before I ever really learned how to spell his name. - Conan O'Brien

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Business/Tech News

Trump is going to put Jared in charge of beating the coronavirus, isn’t he? - The Hoarse Whisperer

How To Spread The Coronavirus Quickly
A flight attendant for Korean Air who worked several flights out of Los Angeles International Airport has been diagnosed with coronavirus.
The 24-year-old was diagnosed Tuesday in southern Seoul, according to the Korea Joongang Daily newspaper.
The flight attendant had worked flights between LAX and Seoul–Incheon International Airport on Feb. 19 and 20, according to South Korean media outlets.

What is she wearing? A diaper? That or her dress designer really hates her.

“What did Christ deny? Everything that is today called Christian. - Nietzsche

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Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Deep apologies for skipping today's edition

My "daughter" got arrested for macheting watermelons. Let me start at the beginning.

Her son JJ was heading into town on his motorcycle with his fiancee. A car in front of him was driving crazy, stopping, speeding up, weaving, etc. Finally the car stopped and JJ pulled up next to him and said "are you crazy?" The driver got out of his car swinging a machete. JJ got off his motorcycle and said to drop the machete and fight like a man and put his fists up. This is midday, mind you. The driver hit JJ 4 times on the top of his helmet with the machete, once on the bicep and once on his baby finger. No cut on the bicep but when he hit his finger the machete shattered into pieces because he hit the metal motorcycle handlebar, too.

In the meantime JJ's trembling fiancee called my daughter who was only moments away. Once she arrived she argued with the driver and chopped up his watermelons with her machete, 10 of them to be exact.Tica mothers are very protective.

This is the prosecutor's office waiting room. The reflection
in the window shows a courtyard behind that has a kiosk that
makes great empanadas.

Well, the police arrive and arrest the driver and my daughter after a long discussion. JJ is well known, he's a professional surfer and instructor, not a troublemaker. Of course the police knew him and my daughter after meeting one of the police women decided to go fishing this weekend. Even though she was "arrested" she wasn't brought to jail -- she just had to show up to court today. My God, nothing like that happens in the US during and after an arrest.

So we went to the courthouse today and the arrest was thrown out the window after a couple of hours of meetings and paperwork. She did pay 5000 colones for macheting the 10 watermelons (around $8)

So, I wanted to be with my daughter when she went to court today.

The day turned out to be quite productive. Shopping was on top of our list after the arrest was thrown out. I FINALLY was able to purchase an air conditioner while I was in the big city to avoid delivery charges. So I will also avoid melting into a puddle! Next project is to get it installed! Yee Haw. Thank you everyone!

I will return tomorrow with a fresh edition.

Thank you for stopping by and for your patience.

Pura vida.

Monday, February 24, 2020

White House to request emergency coronavirus funds

White House to request emergency coronavirus funds
The White House is preparing to ask Congress for emergency funding to fight the coronavirus, a spokesman said Monday, but declined to say how much would be requested.
"We need some funding here to make sure that we protect all Americans,” White House spokesman Hogan Gidley said on Fox News.

A lot of people who did not predict what is currently happening seem oddly confident that they know what will happen next. - Jacob Brogan

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

aliens: *landing on earth* take us to your leader

america: alright but ... sorry

aliens: *wincing* jesus christ are there any others we can talk to?

uk: here's ours? also sorry

aliens: okay look that's clearly the same guy as before. - nash tweet

Florida Dem Mocks Bernie Over Castro Praise
A Democratic Florida lawmaker is likening Sen. Bernie Sanders’s (I-Vt.) comments about former Cuban leader Fidel Castro to President Trump’s widely criticized response to the Charlottesville, Va. protests.
“Saying a murderous dictator wasn’t so bad because of a literacy program is like saying ‘there were very fine people, on both sides,’” state Sen. Annette Taddeo tweeted Monday.

Republicans Defend Trump's Decision To Give Putin Office Space At White House. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Fears Next Election Will Be Decided By Americans. - Andy Borowitz

Oh No, What Will Trump Eat In Vegetarian India?
Donald Trump has embarked on his first presidential visit to India, the world’s largest democracy – and home to the world’s largest population of vegetarians. Since Mr Trump is a noted beef-eater, in particular a lover of steak and burgers, gastronomically speaking, the visit will prove one of his most challenging.

Democrats: "Our candidate has to be perfect. A blameless, faultless, sinless, spotless paragon of absolute virtue. A divine being among mere mortals. An angel. A saint."

Republicans: "We literally don't care if our candidate steals the election." - Middle Age Riot

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Bill Clinton & Obama are described by Sanders people as neoliberal goons, but both were elected w/majorities in Congress, both immediately tried to get full health care & both were rewarded by aggressively losing Congress 2 years later, giving us Newt in '94 & TeaParty in '10. - Joshua Cypress

Rock The Voter News

If Joe Biden does well in South Carolina and he gets a "comeback" buzz around him, we're suddenly going to have a bunch of Republicans remembering how concerned they are about Hunter Biden. - Pe' tweet

This Is Scary, Folks
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor ripped the Trump administration for abuse of the “emergency” designation in bringing cases to the Court, and the Court’s decisions on those cases, in a blunt dissent on a recent case.
That dissent went viral on social media on Saturday for its implication of a lack of impartiality from the conservative Justices when considering Trump admin cases.

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Since Russia will not be allowed to compete in the 2020 Summer Olympics, Donald Trump has invited them to take part in the 2020 Presidential Election. - Middle Age Riot

Business/Tech News

The MSNBC leadership killed Ronan Farrow's story on Harvey Weinstein and tried to bury it. Those men are STILL there and I can't comprehend it. - Wajahat Ali

It's like the Dow Jones has finally realized Donald Trump is president. - Middle Age Riot

Coronavirus Fears Slam Stock Market
World markets got slammed on Monday, with investors unnerved by rising coronavirus concerns. An unexpected surge in confirmed infections within Italy and South Korea — which now has the largest cluster of cases outside of China — raised the possibility that the mystery virus could be mutating into a pandemic.

If you think journalism doesn't matter, take a gander at Harvey Weinstein today. - Blake News tweet

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