Friday, January 10, 2020

Pelosi makes decision on impeachment articles

Pelosi makes decision on impeachment articles
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced she will send the articles of impeachment against President Trump next week, ending a heated standoff with Senate Republicans.


Next week is going to be a nasty fight in the Senate. I hope the GOP shoots themselves in the foot.

The lesson to the American people should be simple: DON’T ELECT A F--KING MORON. - Andy Borowitz



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ARE THESE THE DARK AGES OR WHAT??We're living in a time when kneeling during the national anthem can get you kicked out of the Olympics, but golfing during a drone strike can get you public blowjobs from an entire political party. - Bette Midler


Putin Taunts Trump
A Russian naval ship "aggressively approached" a U.S. Navy destroyer in the North Arabian Sea on Thursday, in a dangerous near-collision, authorities said Friday.
The Russian craft eventually turned aside and avoided the USS Farragut, according to the U.S. Navy.






"That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons that history has to teach." -  Aldous Huxley




Republican Shenanigans

Trump says the imminent threat was against US embassies.
Pence says the imminent threat was against US troops.
Pompeo says they didn't know where or when the imminent attacks would happen.
It shouldn't be this hard for professional liars to get their lies straight. - Wil Donnelly





Did the Metropolitan Correctional Center Do Anything Right in the Jeffrey Epstein Incarceration?
The surveillance video taken from outside Jeffrey Epstein's jail cell on the day of his first apparent suicide attempt has been permanently deleted, federal prosecutors said Thursday.
Epstein, the disgraced financier who was facing federal sex-trafficking charges, was found semiconscious in his cell at the Metropolitan Correctional Center, or MCC, in New York around 1:27 a.m. on July 23.


Democrats were proud when Obama was loved and respected by our allies around the globe.
Republicans are ecstatic when Trump is despised and mocked by the entire world.
Says a lot, don’t it? - Tea Pain tweet




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Cleared More Times Than a Table at Chipotle
A Justice Department review of business dealings tied to Hillary Clinton -- championed by President Donald Trump and his allies -- has wound down with officials not finding enough evidence to recommend the formal opening of a criminal investigation, according to current and former US officials.


That one time Hillary stumbled on a curb and our media fell all over itself in mad dash to publish her obituary, but now we have a frail old president deteriorating before our very eyes and the silence from these craven f--kers is deafening. - Jeff Tiedrich




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Trump is the only person who could have epitaph while he’s living and it would be the only true statement he ever puts out:
“Here lies Donald Trump” - Howard tweet


Mayor of New York Drops The Goods on Trump
The de Blasio administration has referred findings from a review of the Trump Organization's property tax filings to the Manhattan district attorney's office, Mayor Bill de Blasio said Friday morning.




The Meghan and Harry story is great because it’s like a reverse Aladdin where the prince marries a commoner who rescues him from his castle. - OhNoSheTwint




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It's Save the Eagles Day. It's been our national symbol since 1782

Best wishes for a peaceful weekend.


Thursday, January 9, 2020

Pelosi says she'll send articles of impeachment to Senate when she's damn good and ready

Pelosi says she'll send articles of impeachment to Senate 'soon'
Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) on Thursday said she would probably be sending the articles of impeachment to the Senate soon despite winning no concessions from Republicans on allowing witnesses to testify during a trial on the House's charges against President Trump.


We sure dodged a bullet with Hillary's emails, eh? - Middle Age Riot




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The White House reminds you to never believe any branch of military or law enforcement intelligence.
Unless it's about something that allows a reality show performer to assassinate people. - John Fugelsang





Iran Invites Canadian Investigators
Iran's civil aviation authority says it has invited Canadian investigators from the Transportation Safety Board to join a growing team probing the plane crash outside Tehran that killed 138 people believed bound for Canada.


My kids at 6:30 this morning discussing the Iran attacks with great insights that included “it’s really bad that Trump has alienated all of our allies isn’t it?” - Mimi Rocah tweet




Republican Shenanigans

McConnell & Republican Senators don’t want a fair Trial. They know if they allow Witnesses & Documents, Donald Trump will be the first President in American History to be Convicted & Removed from Office. - Rob Reiner





jesus h, why do we even have a 25th amendment if we're not going to use it. - Jeff Tiedrich



I 💗 NEW YORK
The New York City Bar Association has taken the extraordinary step of asking Congress to investigate Attorney General Bill Barr for being too politically biased to faithfully execute his duties as America’s top law enforcement official.






When liberty comes with hands dabbled in blood it is hard to shake hands with her. - Oscar Wilde


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Innocent people are going to die thanks to a guilty man. - Roland Scahill


Saving Australia
Thousands of activists are set to march across nine cities in Australia on Friday, singling out Prime Minister Scott Morrison for climate inaction amid a worsening fire crisis that has ravaged large swathes of the country.





I’m sorry, Australia.You don’t deserve this. 
Your PM maybe, but not you. - TheTweetOfGod


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Artist Formerly Known As Prince
There’s a great deal of curiosity and intrigue about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s announcement today they are “stepping back” from their senior roles in the royal families, especially from Americans with one big question: wait, you can do that?



“You want Brexit? I’ll give you a f--king Brexit.” — Meghan Thee Markle - Saeed Jones tweet




Harry and Meghan Willing To Replace Trump and Melania Effective Immediately. - Andy Borowitz






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A woman tests her life span by closing in on crashing waves in Iceland.

Peace.


Wednesday, January 8, 2020

Trump: Iran Is ‘Standing Down,’ but I’m Gonna ‘Punish’ It Some More

Trump: Iran Is ‘Standing Down,’ but I’m Gonna ‘Punish’ It Some More
President Donald Trump said Americans should be “extremely grateful” that Iran “appears to be standing down” a day after Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps launched a missile attack ...


"Slurring," "Adderall" and #TrumpSpeech are trending. Sounds like it went really well. - Joan Walsh




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Okay fine, here's how you can blame Obama, magats: We're on the brink of WWIII because Obama made fun of a thin-skinned reality TV host faux billionaire in front of everyone at a fancy dinner. - Randi Mayem Singer


Iran Keeping Black Boxes From Downed Ukrainian Jet
Iranian investigators have found one of the plane's two so-called black boxes, but the head of the country's civil aviation authority has refused to hand it over to Boeing, the local Mehr news ...





Does anyone think we’d be having this conversation if Iran had bought one of trump’s garbage hotels - Jake Maccoby




Republican Shenanigans

Suspending Trump's Twitter account and cancelling Fox News would fix 90% of what's wrong with our country overnight. - Patrick S. Tomlinson


HOW TO WIN PRIMARIES 101: Eliminate the Competition!
Republicans decided Tuesday to place only President Donald Trump's name on Wisconsin's presidential primary ballot this spring, making it a challenge for any long-shot GOP candidates to run against him in the state...The GOP has canceled primaries in a number of states, including South Carolina, Nevada, Arizona and Kansas, to help the president.



His Tan Makeup Team Hates Him Too


Now that Jared Kushner has brought peace to the Middle East, what will he do next? - Poetic Justice tweet


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“I’m the last thing standing between you and the apocalypse.”- Hillary Clinton 10/11/2016


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Reminder that as this crisis escalates, we have no Director of National Intelligence, no Dep Dir, no Homeland Security Secretary, no Dep Sec, no head of CBP or ICE, no State Dept Under Sec of Arms Control, no Asst Sec for Europe, and no Navy Sec. - Garrett M. Graff





Bernie Said No To Super Pacs And Yes to Dark Money
Bernie Sanders says he doesn’t want a super PAC. Instead, he has Our Revolution, a nonprofit political organization he founded that functions much the same as one.
Like a super PAC, which is shorthand for super political action committee, Our Revolution can raise unlimited sums from wealthy patrons that dwarf the limits faced by candidates and conventional PACs. Unlike a super PAC, however, the group doesn’t have to disclose its donors — a stream of revenue commonly referred to as “dark money.”


Okay, GOP, if you want to follow the rules of the Clinton Impeachment trial, hire an overzealous independent prosecutor to investigate Trump's real estate deals and sexual liaisons and bring it all before a grand jury.
By the time he's done, Clinton will look like a choir boy. - Leslie tweet


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Republicans start unnecessary war without a plan for success, explode deficit, eventually destroy economy and exacerbate economic injustice with larcenous deregulation. Rinse. Repeat. - Bradley Whitford




Costa Rica Is Pissed At Trump & Should Be!
Costa Rican authorities held a Tuesday evening press conference as a response to the Level 2 travel advisory from the U.S. State Department.
The advisory warns visitors to Costa Rica should “exercise increased caution” due to crime, a label the Central American government “categorically rejected.”


Attention: Will the owners of a blue planet with plate tectonics please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating. - TheTweetOfGod






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The Elephant Rock in Heimaey, Iceland. I imagine it's a white elephant rock in winter.

Peace.