Thursday, December 19, 2019

Pelosi threatens to delay Senate impeachment

Pelosi threatens to delay Senate impeachment
Some legal scholars have suggested she could consider refusing to transmit articles of impeachment to the Senate.

The senators who never gave Merrick Garland a vote and who’ve been cranking through the confirmation of unqualified judges can’t find enough smelling salts and fainting couches when Pelosi plays a little hardball on an impeachment trial. - Rep. Jim Himes




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

What did America do to deserve Trump? It’s like we built the country on top of an Indian burial ground or something. - TDP tweet





Only Half of Active Military Don't Like Trump?
A new surprising poll from The Military Times surveying active-duty service members shows that about 50% of respondents have an unfavorable view of President Donald Trump.


Watching Fox News for more than 10 seconds makes perfectly clear how we’ve arrived here. - Clint Smith




Republican Shenanigans

The party that held a dozen Benghazi hearings and took over 50 show-votes to "kill" Obamacare complains about wastin' time. - Tea Pain






Another Republican Leaving the House
Republican Rep. Mark Meadows, one of President Donald Trump's most visible allies on Capitol Hill, is not seeking reelection in 2020, he announced in a statement Thursday. ... The North Carolina Republican was first elected to Congress in 2012







Mitch McConnell, the feller that promised to block every piece of Obama's agenda even before he was inaugurated, is now cryin' big horse tears because Dems opposed Trump from day one. - Tea Pain





______________________



 Click here to meet C.W.
http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________________




Rock The Voter News

Trump Said Women Complain About Weak Dishwashers
With President Trump's impeachment, Wednesday was a historic day—and, fittingly, Trump made a comment that belongs in a different century. At his rally in Michigan that coincided with his impeachment on Capitol Hill, Trump started rambling about weak dishwashers. The president said that dishwashers don’t work as well as they once did, blaming regulations, and added that he’d found this out by talking to women.





Donald Trump could shoot someone in the middle of 5th Avenue and he would still be only the third president impeached in American history. - Randi Mayem Singer


____________________


 Click here to visit Wattensaw Press

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________


He finally got more votes than us



Business/Tech News

If Kellyanne and George Conway had a reality show it would be called Schmuck Dynasty. - OhNoSheTwint





Has Trump Taken Credit for This Yet?
Ford announced its plans Tuesday to create 3,000 jobs and invest $1.45 billion in two southeast Michigan facilities.
The U.S. car company said it would provide $750 million and 2,700 jobs within the next three years at a facility in Wayne, Mich., and $700 million and 300 jobs at a site in Dearborn, Mich., according to a release. 


Someone in their late 20’s has now seen two rigged electoral college presidential elections, an illegal war, the longest war, a financial collapse to rival the Depression, and now two impeachments. -shocks tweet





____________________





_____________________



Another actor ruined by drugs and alcohol.

Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

I hope he's nearsighted.

Peace.


Wednesday, December 18, 2019

'THIS IS AN ASSAULT ON AMERICA': Trump Seethes as Impeachment Vote Nears

'THIS IS AN ASSAULT ON AMERICA': Trump Seethes as Impeachment Vote Nears
President Donald Trump slammed the impeachment attempt against him as “an assault on America, and an assault on the Republican Party,” in a Twitter post, Wednesday.
“SUCH ATROCIOUS LIES BY THE RADICAL LEFT, DO NOTHING DEMOCRATS,” posted Trump in all-caps. “THIS IS AN ASSAULT ON AMERICA, AND AN ASSAULT ON THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!!!!”

Far as I can tell, Democrats are talking about facts while Republicans are talking about impeaching Obama, calling FDR in for questions and comparing Trump to Christ.

Nation’s Criminals Demand That Their Trials Have No Witnesses Either. - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Remember - impeaching a president for bribing & shaking down an ally and obstructing the investigation IS NOT PARTISAN.

It's constitutional.

It's defending him that's partisan. - John Fugelsang


Round and Round He Goes, Where Rudy Stops, Nobody Knows
A Ukrainian oligarch under indictment for bribery in the U.S., whose success in the natural resources and raw materials sectors was apparently “built on remarkable sweetheart deals brokered by associates of Russian leader Vladimir Putin,” deposited $1 million into an account belonging to the wife of indicted Rudy Giuliani associate Lev Parnas through Swiss attorney Ralph Isenegger, prosecutors with the Southern District of New York (SDNY) alleged Tuesday.







Republican Shenanigans

Giuliani Still Pushing Ukraine Claims Is Like If Bill Clinton Was 'Dating on the Town' Mid-Impeachment. - Jake Tapper



Another One Sorta Bites The Dust
Rick Gates, the former deputy chairman of President Donald Trump's 2016 campaign, was sentenced Tuesday to three years probation and 45 days in jail, to be served on weekends. He was also sentenced to pay a $20,000 fine.









Trump Accuses Clinton of Deliberately Losing Election So He Could Be Impeached. - Andy Borowitz

______________________



 Click here to meet C.W.
http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________________




Rock The Voter News

Nunes Accidentally Reads GOP Talking Points on Impeachment In Original Russian. - Andy Borowitz




____________________


 Click here to visit Wattensaw Press

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________


Business/Tech News

Poll Finds 54% Of Americans Approve Executing Trump But Leaving Him In Office. - The Onion





I Don't Think I'd Buy US Pork After Reading This...
2 federal inspectors warn that U.S. pork will soon be “mystery” meat with feces, sex organs, toenails, bladders & unwanted hair after the Trump admin. rolled back inspection rules for pork. They say they won't even eat meat processed by their own employer.


Don’t forget who to tip & how this holiday! Mail carriers can accept small gifts < $20. Tip hairstylists what you’d regularly pay for a cut. And if you’re the President, tip foreign countries $400 million for dirt on a political rival. - Bette Midler




____________________


_____________________




Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Hummingbird's nest with a leaf roof.

Peace.


Tuesday, December 17, 2019

Giuliani on Yovanovitch: ‘I Forced Her Out Because She’s Corrupt’

Giuliani on Yovanovitch: ‘I Forced Her Out Because She’s Corrupt’
Rudy Giuliani was recently in Ukraine, and tonight he appeared on Fox News to talk with Laura Ingraham about his push to get Marie Yovanovitch ousted as U.S. ambassador to Ukraine.
Giuliani admitted to the New Yorker, “I believed that I needed Yovanovitch out of the way. She was going to make the investigations difficult for everybody.”


Rudy Colludy and Trump sound like New York mobsters.

Giuliani’s admission today that got Ambassador Yovanovitch fired in order to more easily enlist the State Dept in Trump’s crimes is just confirmation of the obvious. 
But his shamelessness is a reminder that the corruption is ongoing. 
It never stopped. - Sen. Chris Murphy




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Imagine if Republicans hated school shootings as much as they hate people who say happy holidays. - OhNoSheTwint





Meanwhile, Putin Is Taunting the U.S. East Coast
A Russian spy ship is conducting “erratic maneuvers” while operating off the southeast coast of the United States, officials told CNN.
According to the officials, the surveillance ship, the Viktor Leonov, has been present along the coast of South Carolina and Florida over the past few days, CNN reported early Tuesday. 


I’m at the car wash and a very old limo driver is having a very loud conversation into his Bluetooth repeating a litany of Fox News talking points. “Did they pay for the wall yet?” At the car wash. In Los Angeles. - Schooley tweet




Republican Shenanigans

TRUMP: I did crimes!

MULVANEY: we all did crimes! 

GIULIANI: we’re doing crimes right now!

MEDIA: will dems be punished for speaking out against crime - Jake Mccoby



Is Trump Hoping Trichinosis Will Make A Comeback?
America's food inspectors are warning that "unsafe" pork is likely making it to consumers under a change in rules for meat inspection.
That change is now set to roll out nationwide to plants that process more than 90 percent of the pork Americans eat.











Guys I'm starting to suspect that the green-card trophy wife who married the president for his money, recoils at his touch, never smiles in his presence, refuses to share his bed and sits in her room, waiting to become a wealthy widow isn't really serious about fighting bullying - Jeff Tiedrich

______________________



 Click here to meet C.W.
http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________________




Rock The Voter News

The entire Giuliani/Trump farce is at that point where someone in the movie says, "Hold on, let's just see where this goes." - Schooley tweet





Somebody Is Going To Get Hurt
Supporters of President Donald Trump sowed chaos at a town hall event held by House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff over the weekend, screaming anti-impeachment screeds, accusations of “treason,” and getting into loud altercations with other attendees. Someone got called a “fucking asshole.”


Whatever happened to WWJD?? Has it been replaced with WWTD? - Susan Shorr




____________________


 Click here to visit Wattensaw Press

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________


STUDY: Millions of taxpayer dollars could be save by impeaching Pence at the same time. - Andy Borowitz

Business/Tech News




Justice Gorsuch going on Fox and Friends is a terrible look for the Supreme Court.  Chief Justice Roberts should step in for the good of the court. - Joe Lockhart


POLL: Trump Beats All Democratic Rivals
President Donald Trump, the first modern president to face impeachment during his first term in the White House, now leads his top Democratic rivals in his bid for a second, a new USA TODAY/Suffolk University Poll finds.
The national survey, taken as the House of Representatives planned an impeachment vote and the Senate a trial, showed Trump defeating former Vice President Joe Biden by 3 percentage points, Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders by 5 points, and Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren by 8 points.






Greta, you need to relax and act like a kid! Go play with your friends in the glare of the scorching hell sun! - Conan O'Brien






____________________








_____________________





Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo

An  owl door near Copenhagen, Denmark. Simply lovely.

Peace.