All Hat No Cattle

Wednesday, November 6, 2019

House to hold public impeachment hearings next week

House to hold public impeachment hearings next week
House Democrats announced Wednesday that they will hold their first public impeachment hearings next week, marking an escalation of their investigation into President Trump's dealings with Ukraine.

Take Nixon, add climate denial, add pedophilia, add child concentration camps, add sexual assault, add rape, add nepotism, add white supremacy, add murder cover-ups, add treason, add genocide, add Twitter, subtract 97 IQ points, and you have Trump today. - Andrea Junker

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

The second Civil War is going to be awesome, with the New Confederate Army inching up Route 95 on their Rascal™ mobility scooters. - Jeff Tiedrich

When Giving Trump The Finger Pays Off
The cyclist who flipped off President Donald Trump's motorcade in 2017, and lost her job because of it, has won her bid for local office in Virginia.
CNN projected that Juli Briskman on Tuesday night won her race to become supervisor for the Algonkian District in Loudoun County, Virginia. The win comes just over two years after a photo of Briskman flipping off the President's motorcade as it made its way back to the White House from Trump's golf course in Sterling, Virginia, went viral in October 2017. Her lawyer said she was forced to resign from her job as a marketing executive at Akima LLC over the photo.

Remember when pundits warned that impeachment would lead to the demise of the Democratic Party?

How’s that looking? - Sean Eldridge

Republican Shenanigans

Speaking Of Creeps. Lindsey Graham Refuses To Read Transcripts
Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham, who two weeks ago said additional evidence of a quid pro quo in President Trump’s dealings with Ukraine would be “very disturbing,” told reporters Tuesday that he’s not interested in seeing it.

The Mueller Report is like the Bible:

Republicans have never read it, but still pretend to know what it says. - Middle Age Riot

______________________

http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________________

Governing by tantrum has resulted in Donald Trump holding his breath until Kentucky turned blue. - Middle Age Riot

Rock The Voter News

Cohen: 3 yrs in prison Manafort: 4 yrs in prison

Stone: on trial

Flynn: awaiting sentencing

Rudy's partners: arrested

Rudy: stark barking bonkers

Individual-1: facing impeachment

Hillary: enjoying a nice walk in the woods, probably

me: laughing at all you "lock her up" morons - Jeff Tiedrich

Hey New Yorkers, Stock Up On Rotten Tomatoes and Eggs!
President Trump will be the first president to kick off New York City’s Veterans Day Parade, the White House announced Wednesday.
Trump will address the 100th Annual Opening Ceremony of the parade on Monday and then will lay a wreath at the Eternal Light Memorial at Madison Square Park.

"Now you listen here, mister. We're Christian voters, and we don't take kindly to politicians who want to give free stuff to the poor." - John Fugelsang

____________________

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________

Business/Tech News

Martin Luther King Jr. Still Being Judged By The Color Of His Skin
Voters in Kansas City on Tuesday decided overwhelmingly to remove Martin Luther King Jr.’s name from one of the city’s historic boulevards.
The decisive vote comes less than a year after the City Council had voted to change the street's name to honor the civil rights leader.
The Associated Press reports unofficial results from Election Day found the proposal to remove King’s name garnered nearly 70 percent of the vote, compared to just more than 30 percent of voters wanting to keep his name on the boulevard.

Republicans Demand Whistleblower Reveal Their Identity In A Wide Open Field Where There’s A Clear Shot - The Onion

____________________

Hi guys, please kick in a buck or to for the

FALL FUNDRAISER

Tuesday, November 5, 2019

Oh, the famous "memory refresh"

Diplomat says he told Ukraine that aid was conditioned on announcing investigation in new testimony
US Ambassador to the European Union Gordon Sondland amended his previous closed-door testimony with House impeachment investigators to say that he told a top Ukrainian political aide that the release of US security aid was conditioned on Ukraine publicly announcing an investigation that would help President Donald Trump politically.

It's all fun and games until Gordon Sondland realizes that going to prison isn't worth it and rats out your greasy little Ukraine shakedown scheme and do you hear that hammering sound? it's another nail in the impeachment coffin bro. - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

‘Read the transcript’ is going to end up being this administration’s ‘mission accomplished’ - Roland Scahill

Homeland Security Went to an Elementary School Wanting Info on Student
Two special agents with Homeland Security Investigations visited an elementary school in Palm Beach County this summer and attempted to obtain information on a student without a subpoena, WPTV NewsChannel 5 has learned.
The School District of Palm Beach County says it did not provide the agents with the information.

If Trump wants to guarantee he gets cheered at a sporting event he should go to a hockey game in Moscow. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

A court just ordered Trump to turn over 8 years of tax returns citing a ruling against Clinton in ‘97 that says President’s can’t claim immunity... How bout that... Because they went after a good President for a dumb reason we get to go after a dumb President for a good reason. - Cyrus McQueen

The Republican National Committee Hired People to Harass House Democrats
The Republican National Committee (RNC) funded an effort to tie up House Democrats’ office phone lines as the impeachment fight with the Trump administration intensifies, The New York Times reported Monday.
The RNC paid for about 11,000 calls to almost three dozen House Democrats to influence public opinion on the impeachment inquiry and clog the representatives’ phone lines, affecting access to the lawmakers

Roger Stone goes on trial today, and Hillary Clinton doesn’t. - TDP tweet

______________________

http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________________

Rock The Voter News

Trump retweeted a post saying Elizabeth Warren should be impeached if elected due to her Medicare for All plan.What the f-ck is wrong with this man? - The Woman in the Moon tweet

Democratic Party Drama
Senate Democrats are nearly united in their opposition to Rep. Joe Kennedy III (D-Mass.), the scion of their party’s most fabled family, in his bid to unseat Sen. Ed Markey (D).
Kennedy, a 39-year-old graduate of Harvard Law School, is putting his political career on the line by taking on a Democratic incumbent who has been a fixture in Congress since 1976. His campaign also marks the best hope of putting a Kennedy back in the Senate or White House in the foreseeable future.

When you can’t tell if it’s seasonal depression or Trump related depression that’s called treasonal depression. - OhNoSheTwint

____________________

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________

Business/Tech News

"As long as it continues to abdicate responsibility for content on its platform, Facebook is a very real threat to civic society." - The Guardian

Great, Another Hack We Have to Worry About
Siri, Alexa, and Google Assistant are vulnerable to attacks that use lasers to inject inaudible—and sometimes invisible—commands into the devices and surreptitiously cause them to unlock doors, visit websites, and locate, unlock, and start vehicles, researchers report in a research paper published on Monday. Dubbed Light Commands, the attack works against Facebook Portal and a variety of phones.

Paying for a boxing gym seems crazy to me--if you want to learn how to fight, just grab the last free pizza bagel sample at Costco.- Conan O'Brien

____________________

Hi guys, plase kick in a buck or to for the

FALL FUNDRAISER

Monday, November 4, 2019

The Ongoing Saga of Trump's Obstruction of Justice.

4 White House officials slated for depositions in impeachment inquiry not expected to show up
Four White House officials slated for closed-door depositions Monday are not expected to show up on Capitol Hill despite the threat of subpoena from the committees leading the growing impeachment inquiry into President Donald Trump related to Ukraine...House Democrats have a packed schedule this week as depositions continue behind closed doors.

a recap:

Trump is a genius but you can't see his grades

Trump is healthy but you can't see his medical report

Trump is rich but you can't see his tax returns

Trump is innocent but you can't see the unedited transcript

Trump is honest but you can't question the White House lawyers. - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Raking leaves is as effective at combating the climate crisis as your phone’s spellcheck is at fixing your tweets. Gavin Newsom is doing his job. Maybe you should try it. - Sen. Kamala Harris

Trump Asked UK Intelligence to Discredit US Intelligence. Whaaaat?
‘It’s like nothing we have come across before’: UK intelligence officials shaken by Trump administration’s requests for help with counter-impeachment inquiry.
As impeachment inquiries heat up, president’s people are busy pursuing a counter offensive aimed at discrediting Mueller’s findings that Russia interfered in 2016 election

Trump gets note from podiatrist exempting him from impeachment. - Andy Borowitz

Trump Says Quid Pro Quo Is Okey Dokey!
While President Trump continues to insist he did not demand a quid pro quo from the president of Ukraine — military and political support in exchange for an investigation of former Vice President Joe Biden and his son — on Sunday he appeared to be trying out a subtly different defense: If there was a quid pro quo, there was nothing wrong with it.

Still, impeaching Donald Trump should be strictly Plan B.

Plan A should be federal agents dragging him kicking and screaming out of the White House in handcuffs before a two-hour perp walk down Pennsylvania Avenue in the rain. - Middle Age Riot

Republican Shenanigans

Whistleblower Offers To Answer Republicans’ Questions In Exchange For Them Answering How They Can Sleep At Night - Andy Borowitz

A Scary Result of Trump's Hatred of Latino Immigrants
A Milwaukee man was left with second-degree burns over the weekend after someone threw battery acid in his face and accused him of being in the country illegally.
Mahud Villalaz, 42, said a man doused him with the chemical during an argument on Friday over how he parked his vehicle. A surveillance camera captured the scary encounter on video...

Kavanaugh is going to need a lot of beers before ruling on Trump’s taxes. - Roland Scahill

______________________

http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________________

Bernie Sanders is like if a regular old senator got bit by a radioactive hippie. - Conan O'Brien

Rock The Voter News

Is anyone surprised that all it takes is a $100 saw to breach Trump’s wall? This whole exercise was a stunt and a sham from the beginning. The only thing the wall has succeeded in doing is tarnishing the image of our nation in the eyes of the world. - Joe Biden

People, Start Your Engines. Race to Read the Transcripts!
Declaring American voters should “see for themselves” the evidence in the impeachment inquiry into President Donald Trump, House Democrats on Monday released hundreds of pages of transcripts from closed-door depositions of Marie Yovanovitch, former U.S. ambassador to Ukraine and Michael McKinley, former senior adviser to Secretary of State Mike Pompeo.

Next week Trump will go to ‘Sesame Street Live’ and be mercilessly booed by preschoolers. - Roland Scahill

____________________

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________

Business/Tech News

What are the odds Trump shuts down the government in order to prevent the IRS from turning over his tax returns to New York? - Stonekettle

Facebook Defends Inhaling Ad Money From Liars
A controversial policy allowing politicians to run false ads on Facebook will extend to the United Kingdom as the country prepares to vote in a historic December election, Facebook confirmed to CNN Business.
The policy is being championed by Facebook executive Nick Clegg, the former deputy prime minister of the United Kingdom who himself once complained about "lies" spread during the 2016 Brexit referendum.

Dear “American Christian”:

Christ is not American.Christ didn’t say “Love America.”Christ said “Love your neighbor.”The Christ-view of neighbor is global and comprehensive.Christ-Love is without walls and beyond borders.