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Thursday, October 31, 2019

Happy Impeachment Inquiry Day!

Impeachment inquiry vote's strong support from Democrats spells trouble for Trump
With momentum on impeachment quickly shifting, as Thursday’s tally shows, it’s not impossible that Trump would reach the danger zone of Nixon’s numbers.

The last time Washington DC was this happy was when Obama was in office. Congrats Madam Speaker and Congrats #Nats

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

“Everywhere I go, people tell me that if I am impeached, they’re going to watch it,” Trump said. “The ratings are going to be through the roof.” - Andy Borowitz

I Wonder If The Hero Dog Will React As The Eagle Did
President Trump on Thursday indicated that the dog injured in the raid that led to the death of ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi will visit the White House next week.
Trump quote-tweeted a photoshopped image he'd shared earlier in the day that originated on the conservative Daily Wire website that depicted the dog being given the Medal of Honor.

I know most of America is with me in hoping Conan growls at Trump and starts chasing him down the hallways of the White House. - Liddle savage tweet

World Series champs should get statehood. - Hillary Clinton

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Says He Has Been Treated Very “Infairly” By Spellcheck - Andy Borowitz

Pompeo Dons Tin Foil Hat
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo suggested on Fox News a conspiracy theory that Hunter Biden could be the reason the Obama administration did not give Ukraine lethal defensive military equipment as the country fought Russian-backed separatists.
Pompeo did not specify any reason why....

I’m of the opinion that masses of people booing the president on one of the stupidly few occasions he’s ever been forced to interact with them is in fact an extremely valuable moment for our global standing & anyone who cares about America’s reputation should thank that crowd. - Rebecca Traister

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Rock The Voter News

Who's going to be the first person in the Trump saga to plead insanity as a defense? - Roland Scahill

Evangelicals Whining About Impeachment
Evangelical leaders this week told President Donald Trump that they feel as though they are getting impeached alongside him, as they view House Democrats’ impeachment inquiry as an attack on their interests.
McClatchy reports that Johnnie Moore, a member of the United States Commission on International Religious Freedom, told the president during a White House meeting that “they’re trying to impeach us.”

Donald Trump could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and freelance Drunk Driving Poster Boy and professional moron Matt Gaetz would harass the living f*ck out of the detectives trying to do their jobs. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Business/Tech News

Instead of visiting the White House for McDonalds, the Nationals should really just go over to Chef Jose Andres’ house. - Nate Mook

Our Native Americans Warned This Would Happen
A pipeline that carries tar sands oil from Canada through seven states has leaked an unknown amount of crude oil over more than quarter-mile swath in northeastern North Dakota, state environmental regulators said Wednesday.
State Environmental Quality Chief Dave Glatt told The Associated Press that regulators were notified late Tuesday night of the leak near Edinburg, in Walsh County. Glatt said pipeline owner TC Energy shut down the pipeline after the leak was detected. The cause of the spill is under investigation.

Count your blessings:
Imagine for a minute that 2018 had gone differently...
And McCarthy was now Speaker of the House... - JCrongeyer

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Wednesday, October 30, 2019

White House Ukraine Expert Sought to Correct Transcript of Trump Call

White House Ukraine Expert Sought to Correct Transcript of Trump Call
Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, the top Ukraine expert on the National Security Council, told House impeachment investigators Tuesday that the White House transcript of a July call between President Donald Trump and Ukraine’s president omitted crucial words and phrases, and that his attempts to include them failed, according to three people familiar with the testimony.

Once this is all over the people who defended Trump will have to enter the whiteness protection program. - OhNoSheTwint

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

When I was bleeding out on that dusty field in Iraq, I didn’t care where the American troops that rescued me were born—I only cared that they had American flags on their shoulders. - Sen. Tammy Duckworth

Flynn Flip Flops
U.S. prosecutors on Tuesday accused President Donald Trump's former national security adviser Michael Flynn of making "an extraordinary reversal" to try to undo his sworn admission that he lied to former Special Counsel Robert Mueller's investigators about his contacts with Russia.

This deserves a repeat

Vindman Says Ukraine Transcript Left Out Lengthy Sections Of Trump Bragging About Time He Was In Pizza Hut Commercial - The Onion

Republican Shenanigans

Donald Trump is all the proof you need that no one cries harder than the bully who finally gets his comeuppance - Jeff Tiedrich

Wow. Epstein Was Murdered. No Surprise.
Forensic pathologist and Fox News contributor Dr. Michael Baden claimed Jeffrey Epstein’s death was a “homicide” rather than a suicide by hanging.
In an interview with Fox & Friends, Baden said he was asked by Epstein’s family to study the disgraced financier’s autopsy, and he said there were “unusual” findings that he found “more indicative of homicidal strangulation.”

I predict that a few more people will get epsteined before this whole Trump fiasco is finally finished. - The USA Singers tweet

-83% of the benefits went to the top 1% of the US pop.

-Majority of US households will see a tax increase in 2027.

-70% of ppl earning $54,700 to $93,200 get a tax increase

-Taxes for the top 1% do not go up.

-It's rigged, #MAGA

-Same scam as W.

- John Fugelsang

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Rock The Voter News

I'm clearing the rest with lawyers and will be releasing it soon to show that the NRCC was shopping around the Katie Hill images and that they got them directly from right-wing radio host Joe Messina. - Alex Thomas, Playboy

Have They Tried Raking Around the Reagan Library?
A fast-growing wildfire ignited Wednesday in Simi Valley, racing within 30 yards of the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library and prompting a new round of evacuations as high winds fanned fires and fears up and down the parched state.

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Business/Tech News

Report Finds More Americans Putting Off Children Until Companies Are Ready. - The Onion

Rex Tillerson Update
Former Exxon Mobil Corp Chief Executive Officer Rex Tillerson answered questions on Wednesday about the oil major’s methods of measuring potential costs of climate change, as he testified in a closely watched civil lawsuit accusing the company of hiding the costs from investors.

On his new album Kanye West says “Christ” so often he sounds like my Dad trying to fix our toilet. - Conan O'Brien

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Tuesday, October 29, 2019

Shouting match erupts in Vindman deposition as Democrats accuse Republicans of trying to out whistleblower

Shouting match erupts in Vindman deposition as Democrats accuse Republicans of trying to out whistleblower
Democrats and Republicans got into a shouting match behind closed doors on Tuesday while interviewing a witness in the impeachment investigation, with Democrats accusing Republicans of trying to out the anonymous whistleblower who sparked the impeachment inquiry, according to five sources from both parties.

“He received a Purple Heart. You’re receiving subpoenas.” — Kamala Harris claps back at Trump for his unpatriotic attack on Lt. Col. Vindman

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

You know, for a bunch of people who never actually served themselves but just love them some military, Republicans sure do spend one hell of a lot of time smearing Purple Heart veterans. - Stonekettle

Lest We Not Forget: George W. Bush's Legacy Is Invading Iraq and Destabilizing the Region
Gunmen opened fire on protesters in the Shiite holy city of Karbala on Tuesday, killing 18 people and wounding hundreds, The Associated Press reported, citing Iraqi security officials.
The attack by masked shooters came during a fifth consecutive day of demonstrations protesting corruption, a lack of jobs and other matters, according to the AP. The news outlet reported that 240 people have been killed since the protests began earlier this month.

‘Again, Again, Again!’ Exclaims Clapping, Grinning Trump After Sixth Time Watching Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi Death Video - The Onion

Yes, refusing to testify in front of congress is always a great way to declare no wrongdoing. It’s like these Assholes have never read a history book, just like their baboon president. - Chelsea Handler

Republican Shenanigans

Rudy Giuliani butt dialed an NBCNews reporter while he was talking to someone about needing money and Biden. You know you're f-cked when your own ass is trying to send you to jail. - Bette Midler

All The President's Consiglieres
In an interview earlier this month with Yahoo News, Giuliani responded with an unequivocal “Yes, sir” when asked if he is representing Trump pro bono, including covering expenses. Jay Sekulow, Trump’s other main personal attorney, says his work for Trump is paid, but declined to say by whom or how much.
Until now, Trump’s legal arrangements have been in a gray area of regulation, but critics are trying to change that and the OGE is currently considering establishing new rules for how members of the executive branch can pay for their personal legal needs.

Donald Trump: "Human scum! Horseface! Fat pig! Bimbo! Slob! Disgusting animal!"

Republicans:

Baseball fans: "Boooo."

Republicans: "Disrespectful!" - Middle Age Riot

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“To see those, those monkeys from those African countries—damn them, they’re still uncomfortable wearing shoes!” - Ronald Reagan, speaking to Nixon

Rock The Voter News

If you think the GOP won’t attack a decorated veteran with cries of treachery and betrayal you should google the 2004 presidential election. It was a whole thing! - Chris Hayes

Does Bernie Back This Nonsense?
Bernie-backing plaintiffs in a class-action lawsuit against the Democratic National Committee (DNC) and Debbie Wasserman Schultz were just shut down by the Eleventh Circuit Court of Appeals. Now, the only remaining avenue for direct recourse is an appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court.

Very surprised that all the tough guys who attacked a little girl for speaking out about climate change are crying about the president being booed at a baseball game. - OhNoSheTwint

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