Friday, October 11, 2019

Ex-Ukraine ambassador suggests Giuliani associates played role in her ouster

Ex-Ukraine ambassador suggests Giuliani associates played role in her ouster
The former U.S. ambassador to Ukraine abruptly recalled from her post by President Trump earlier this year told Congress that she suspects Rudy Giuliani pushed for her ouster on behalf of two of his associates who were arrested this week for an alleged foreign influence scheme.

Is there anything more joyful than the sound of many whistles blowin'? - Tea Pain




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump announces he will send more troops to Saudi Arabia than will be withdrawn from Syria to protect the Kurds, proving his only real reason for sending troops is their ability of other countries to pad his pockets. - Justin Horowitz



Ukraine President Holds Longest Press Conference Ever.
Volodymyr Zelensky, a popular comedian before he was elected president of Ukraine this spring, promised to bring a fresh kind of politics to the ex-Soviet nation.
And on Thursday, he did what no politician had done before -- a more than 12-hour press conference that Ukraine's National Records Agency declared the longest in world history.






Christian Fundamentalists: If Trump was a Democrat, you’d be screaming that he was the antichrist. - Stephen King


Republican Shenanigans




If you're feeling down, ask yourself what's going to be more enjoyable:Trump and Giuliani publicly turning on each other, orTrump and Lindsey Graham publicly turning on each other.

Because both will happen. -   John Fugelsang


Nothing To See Here, Move Along
Attorney General Bill Barr privately met with Fox Corporation Chairman Rupert Murdoch at Murdoch’s home in New York, according to a new report.
The New York Times reported that Barr met with Murdoch on Wednesday evening:
“The meeting was held at Mr. Murdoch’s home in New York, according to someone familiar with it. It was unclear if anyone else attended or what was discussed. Aides to both Mr. Murdoch and Mr. Barr declined requests for comment on the meeting.”






Trump's hit on Biden as an ass-kisser while a dreamy-eyed Mike Pence swooned stage right also exhausted a massive amount of our national irony supply. - Rick Wilson


All the President's Consiglieres 
The president’s decision to bulk up his legal team with former South Carolina Rep. Trey Gowdy amid a widening impeachment inquiry is drawing criticism from one of his high-profile supporters...“Trey Gowdy doesn’t know s***,”...





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A man asked Liz Warren “What would you say to someone who said ‘I believe a marriage is between one man and one woman.’?

Warren: “I’d tell them to just marry one woman... if they can find one.”






Roody Colludy Is Knee Deep In Ukraine Henchmen
It was at the Trump International Hotel.
That's where Rudy Giuliani, the president's personal lawyer, huddled Wednesday with two foreign contacts who had been central to a campaign urging Ukrainian authorities to open an investigation into President Donald Trump’s Democratic rival Joe Biden.
By dinner time, Giuliani’s Ukrainian lunch partners, Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman, were placed under arrest by FBI agents at Dulles International Airport, as they clutched one-way tickets to Frankfurt, Germany.
What has since spilled from federal authorities and court documents are details of a tangled criminal inquiry highlighting the efforts of Parnas and Fruman to funnel huge caches of foreign money to U.S. political campaigns – a troubling narrative that now intersects with Congress’ fast-moving inquiry into the impeachment of the president.





Trump Furious After Nobel Committee Gives Him Participation Trophy. - Andy Borowitz

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STUDY: Millions Could Be Saved by Impeaching Pence at the Same Time. - Andy Borowitz




Listeria Alert!
Do you store chicken in your freezer? You might want to take a look at the label.
In late September, Tip Top Poultry, Inc. issued a voluntary recall of all "cooked, hot deboned fowl meat" due to possible Listeria contamination. On Tuesday, Tip Top expanded it to include additional products and retailers.


Someone just said to me that Mike Pence looks like an unflavored gummy bear and that couldn't be more perfect. - Roland Scahill




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Actual men's shoes worn by Allied spies during World War II to steer the adversaries in the opposite direction. I wonder if they made women's high heels.

Peace.


Thursday, October 10, 2019

Turkey Contradicts Trump on Custody of Jihadists Jailed in Syria

Turkey Contradicts Trump on Custody of Jihadists Jailed in Syria
Turkey will take custody of Islamic State prisoners only in areas of northern Syria where Turkish troops are trying to create a buffer, Foreign Minister Mevlut Cavusoglu said on Thursday, contradicting a key claim made by President Donald Trump.

 In the end, Trump may be defeated by his greatest weakness. His Achilles’ mouth. - Stephan Colbert




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Kurds Tell Trump They Did Not Help US in WW2 Due To Bone Spurs  - Andy Borowitz



You know the world is f-cked up when you start to wonder if genocide could be prevented if the president of the United States owned a hotel in Kurdistan. - Elle De Sylva



Is The Consigliere Implicated?
Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman, who helped Giuliani pursue an investigation into the Bidens in Ukraine, were arrested late Wednesday on criminal charges of violating campaign finance rules.








Trump said he's 'obliterated' Turkey before, and I believe him. He's a dangerous man at a Thanksgiving buffet. - Stephen Colbert


Republican Shenanigans




Trump is currently at the flush-the-meth-down-the-toilet phase of his Presidency. - Andy Borowitz


Our US Troops Are Trump's Pawns
I just spoke to a distraught US Special Forces soldier who is among the 1000 or so US troops in Syria tonight who is serving alongside the SDF Kurdish forces. It was one of the hardest phone calls I have ever taken
“I am ashamed for the first time in my career.”









I appreciate Lindsey Graham's ardent desire to protect Kurdish democracy, but I wish he felt as strongly about American democracy. - Andy Borowitz

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Of course, in Australia, Trump goes down the drain in the other direction. - Stephen Colbert

Rock The Voter News





Rudy's partners: arrested 
Cohen: 3 yrs in prison  
Manafort: 4 yrs in prison 
Stone: in deep sh-t 
Flynn: awaiting sentencing 
Congressman-1: so f-cked 
Individual-1: facing impeachment

Hillary: enjoying a nice walk in the woods, probably

Me: laughing at all you "lock her up" morons. - Jeff Tiedrich



Most Americans Want Trump Impeached
An increasing number of Americans are in favor of seeing President Donald Trump both impeached and removed from office, with five polls in recent days showing a majority of people supporting the ongoing impeachment inquiry.
The most recent poll, from Fox News, showed that 51 percent of respondents wanted to see Trump impeached and removed from office, with a further 4 percent believing the president should be impeached but not removed from office.






Happy birthday, Jimmy Carter! If you ever feel like trying that second term, there might be an opening soon. - Stephen Colbert


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I’m beginning to think Child Protective Services needs to assess whether Barron is in an appropriate environment for a teen since it appears Donald Trump and his family choose to associate with so many criminals. - Col. Morris Davis


The Walrus is Going After the Egg Man
President Trump's former national security adviser John Bolton has decided to write a book about his time in the Trump administration, according to 2 people familiar with the matter. Bolton has agreed to be represented by Javelin's Matt Latimer and Keith Urbahn.







I aspire to be like the planet and get hotter and hotter until I die. - Sarah Beattie








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Leaping Lamb, New Zealand. I award 10 points for perfect form.

Peace.


Wednesday, October 9, 2019

I'm playing hooky today...


...out of necessity!  

I have a ride to Liberia and will take advantage of it... lots of delayed errands to run. I will be back tomorrow unless Trump resigns. Don't we wish?




Thank you for stopping by -- see you tomorrow.

Peace.