Thursday, October 10, 2019

Turkey Contradicts Trump on Custody of Jihadists Jailed in Syria

Turkey Contradicts Trump on Custody of Jihadists Jailed in Syria
Turkey will take custody of Islamic State prisoners only in areas of northern Syria where Turkish troops are trying to create a buffer, Foreign Minister Mevlut Cavusoglu said on Thursday, contradicting a key claim made by President Donald Trump.

 In the end, Trump may be defeated by his greatest weakness. His Achilles’ mouth. - Stephan Colbert




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Kurds Tell Trump They Did Not Help US in WW2 Due To Bone Spurs  - Andy Borowitz



You know the world is f-cked up when you start to wonder if genocide could be prevented if the president of the United States owned a hotel in Kurdistan. - Elle De Sylva



Is The Consigliere Implicated?
Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman, who helped Giuliani pursue an investigation into the Bidens in Ukraine, were arrested late Wednesday on criminal charges of violating campaign finance rules.








Trump said he's 'obliterated' Turkey before, and I believe him. He's a dangerous man at a Thanksgiving buffet. - Stephen Colbert


Republican Shenanigans




Trump is currently at the flush-the-meth-down-the-toilet phase of his Presidency. - Andy Borowitz


Our US Troops Are Trump's Pawns
I just spoke to a distraught US Special Forces soldier who is among the 1000 or so US troops in Syria tonight who is serving alongside the SDF Kurdish forces. It was one of the hardest phone calls I have ever taken
“I am ashamed for the first time in my career.”









I appreciate Lindsey Graham's ardent desire to protect Kurdish democracy, but I wish he felt as strongly about American democracy. - Andy Borowitz

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Of course, in Australia, Trump goes down the drain in the other direction. - Stephen Colbert

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Rudy's partners: arrested 
Cohen: 3 yrs in prison  
Manafort: 4 yrs in prison 
Stone: in deep sh-t 
Flynn: awaiting sentencing 
Congressman-1: so f-cked 
Individual-1: facing impeachment

Hillary: enjoying a nice walk in the woods, probably

Me: laughing at all you "lock her up" morons. - Jeff Tiedrich



Most Americans Want Trump Impeached
An increasing number of Americans are in favor of seeing President Donald Trump both impeached and removed from office, with five polls in recent days showing a majority of people supporting the ongoing impeachment inquiry.
The most recent poll, from Fox News, showed that 51 percent of respondents wanted to see Trump impeached and removed from office, with a further 4 percent believing the president should be impeached but not removed from office.






Happy birthday, Jimmy Carter! If you ever feel like trying that second term, there might be an opening soon. - Stephen Colbert


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I’m beginning to think Child Protective Services needs to assess whether Barron is in an appropriate environment for a teen since it appears Donald Trump and his family choose to associate with so many criminals. - Col. Morris Davis


The Walrus is Going After the Egg Man
President Trump's former national security adviser John Bolton has decided to write a book about his time in the Trump administration, according to 2 people familiar with the matter. Bolton has agreed to be represented by Javelin's Matt Latimer and Keith Urbahn.







I aspire to be like the planet and get hotter and hotter until I die. - Sarah Beattie








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Time To Deflate Photo
Leaping Lamb, New Zealand. I award 10 points for perfect form.

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Wednesday, October 9, 2019

I'm playing hooky today...


...out of necessity!  

I have a ride to Liberia and will take advantage of it... lots of delayed errands to run. I will be back tomorrow unless Trump resigns. Don't we wish?




Thank you for stopping by -- see you tomorrow.

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Tuesday, October 8, 2019

Sondland, key witness in Ukraine probe, blocked from testimony in midnight call

Sondland, key witness in Ukraine probe, blocked from testimony in midnight call
The State Department waited until 12:30 a.m. on Tuesday to tell U.S. Ambassador Gordon Sondland not to show up for his scheduled deposition with three House committees later that morning, the ambassador’s lawyer told Yahoo News.


Kurds Apparently Unable To Dig Up Dirt On Biden. - Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump tweeted about his "great and unmatched wisdom" yesterday prompting comparisons to The Wizard of Oz. But I don't think that's true because the Wizard had everyone fooled for about an hour and forty-five minutes. - Bette Midler


Televangelist Pat Robertson Somehow Is Acting Like A Christian
Televangelist Pat Robertson has joined the chorus of conservative critics lambasting President Donald Trump’s decision to pull U.S. forces out of Northern Syria — endangering America’s Kurdish allies...“To say he’s an ally of America is nonsense. He’s in for himself,” said the 700 Club host. “The President, who allowed [Jamal] Khashoggi to be cut in pieces without any repercussions whatsoever, is now allowing the Christians and the Kurds to be massacred by the Turks.





If we are no longer going to be in Syria and helping the Kurds, does the military budget get reduced?? Can I get my money back?? - irishrygirl





Republican Shenanigans

Fox News turned 23, which makes them officially too old for Trump to be interested. - John Fugelsang






Sean Spicer Is Mixed Up In The Ukraine Debacle. Figures.
Former Trump officials and campaign advisers for Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky reportedly met at Trump International Hotel months before the July phone call between the leaders that is now at the center of a whistleblower complaint.
Zelensky's campaign advisers had dinner on April 16 with Mike Rubino, a former Trump campaign adviser and former representative in the Department of Health and Human Services, and Matt Mowers, a former State Department member, CNBC reported. Former White House press secretary Sean Spicer also made a short appearance.






God, I'm tired of hearing how Republicans privately want to get rid of Trump but won't say so publicly for fear he'll ruin them with a tweet. If you're that big a pussy, you have no business in public service. - David Lazarus




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Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner made so much money the past two years, while working at the White House, they could buy a million Hunter Bidens. - Jeremy Newberger




Rock The Voter News

Remember when Obama said, "I would love to send Hillary Clinton to testify about Benghazi, but unfortunately she would be testifying before a kangaroo court run by fanatical Republicans who believe in conspiracy theories cooked up by Alex Jones, so... no." 

Good times. - Stonekettle




Trump needs a good hard kick in the ass. It might smarten him up. - Stephen King




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Kamala Harris Undergoes Heart Surgery After Seeing Positive Reception For Sanders . - The Onion




Business/Tech News

Every American has the right to voice their support for democracy and human rights for Hong Kong. Full stop. - Hillary Clinton tweet





He Is A Very Very Good Dick
Dick's Sporting Goods has destroyed $5 million of the chain's gun inventory, its CEO said.
After finding out that Dick's had sold the Parkland shooter a shotgun, CEO Edward Stack decided last year the company would no longer sell firearm to anyone under 21. Dick's announced it would destroy its inventory of weapons, rather than allow them to be sold by another retailer.


Trump sends National Guard to His Account's office. - Andy Borowitz




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I want her to do my eye makeup!

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