Friday, October 4, 2019

Trump tries out new defenses as damaging Ukraine evidence piles up

Trump tries out new defenses as damaging Ukraine evidence piles up
The president claims he had an 'obligation' to seek out foreign leaders' help.


Trump has finally landed on a defense, he was "fighting corruption."Only took him 10 days and 20 tries to finally settle on one. - Woman In The Moon tweet




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this presidency is like if dick cheney shot someone in the face every day for three years and no one did anything. - mith tweet





But what if Ukraine doesn't find Biden guilty? Do they have to give the $400 million back?
Ukraine's Prosecutor General said on Friday that his office is reviewing several cases related to the owner of a gas company where former Vice President Joe Biden's son sat on the board, as part of a review of all the criminal cases closed by his predecessors.


We've now gone from 'I am not a crook' to 'a crook is not a crook.' - John Fugelsang





Republican Shenanigans

Can you imagine how Trump will meltdown when Democrats call for his feckless daughter and her high pitched husband to be investigated for what they’ve done WHILE working in the White House? This mtherfucker acts like he’s got a Sasha and Malia instead of a Bonnie & Clyde... - Cyrus McQueen


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Barr Is A Dirty Rotten Scoundrel.
The Manhattan district attorney’s office pushed back Thursday against the Justice Department’s intervention in its effort to obtain President Donald Trump’s tax returns, saying DOJ only wants to delay the matter.


By all appearances, the President’s brazen and unprecedented appeal to China and to Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden is wrong and appalling. - Mitt Romney





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I refuse to sign my organ donor card until I get some kind of guarantee that no part of my body will ever be used to keep Donald Trump alive. - Middle Age Riot

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Dems should publicly ask Iran for any dirt on Trump? see what GOP response is? - Eric Boehlert





War on Women Continues...
The U.S. Supreme Court has jumped headlong back into the abortion wars. The court said Friday that it will hear arguments in a case from Louisiana that is nearly identical to a Texas case decided by the court three years ago.
Like the Texas law that the court previously struck down, the Louisiana law requires any doctor performing an abortion to have admitting privileges at a nearby hospital; it also requires that clinics that provide abortions be, in effect, mini-hospitals, with everything from wide corridors to expensive equipment.




Your reminder that when Roe v Wade is overturned, the deciding vote will be cast by the guy who was so blackout drunk all through prep school and college that he can't remember how many he assaulted, named to the bench by the guy who bragged on tape that he loves to assault women. - Jeff Tiedrich

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While trying to deny he wanted a moat at the border, Trump called it a “moot.” If, instead of all the campaigning & debates, we’d simply had a 2nd grade spelling test, we might not be where we are now. - Bette Midler







Distract & Delay is Trump's M.O.
President Trump demanded on Friday that the full House must vote on Democrats' impeachment inquiry, arguing that he needn't further comply with Congress' requests until it does.






“The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him...A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways.” -  Niccolo Machiavelli


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Humpback whale salute In Monterey Bay, California. No thanks, I'll pass.

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Thursday, October 3, 2019

Facing impeachment threat, Trump suggests China probe Bidens

Facing impeachment threat, Trump suggests China probe Bidens
Ensnarled in an impeachment investigation over his request for Ukraine to investigate a chief political rival, President Donald Trump on Thursday called on another nation to probe former Vice President Joe Biden: China.

“What Donald Trump just said on the South Lawn of the White House was this election's equivalent of his infamous 'Russia, if you're listening' moment from 2016 — a grotesque choice of lies over truth and self over the country”  - Joe Biden





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Immigration Surges After Trump Misspells Tweet Indicating That Moat Will Be Full Of Snacks. - Andy Borowitz





Whistleblower's Attorney Says Trump Is Lying
Attorneys for the whistleblower at the center of a growing impeachment inquiry related to President Donald Trump and a phone call he had with the president of Ukraine are pushing back on any suggestion their client worked with a member of Congress to write the complaint that sparked a new push by congressional Democrats.


Trump is going to go after Biden’s dead wife, daughter and son next because there is no bottom with Trump. - Roland Scahill




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Trump at 10:37:24 a.m., talking about trade negotiations: "I have a lot of options on China, but if they don't do what we want, we have tremendous power."

Trump at 10:37:54 a.m., asked about Ukraine probe: "Likewise, China should start an investigation into the Bidens." - Ryan Struyk, CNN



Dear USA- once you deindustrialize, automate & outsource jobs overseas try not to call Americans who can't find work 'lazy.' - John Fugelsang





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How long before the super-secret transcript server is found dead of suicide with its guard on a smoke break and a security camera "malfunction"? - Bette Midler


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In the time it took me to cross the street, the president* asked two foreign countries to help him ratfck the 2020 election.
That’s some impressive crimin’ right there. - Charles P. Pierce



CNN Says No to Trump Propaganda Ads
In a move that is sure to ratchet up tension with the White House, cable news channel CNN is declining to run a new Trump 2020 presidential campaign ad, citing falsehoods and the ad’s open attacks on network stars.






Pelosi Authorizes Digital Counter To Track Trump’s Impeachable Offenses - Andy Borowitz


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CHINA, IF YOU’RE LISTENING, INVESTIGATE DONALD TRUMP FOR TREASON.  WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE BUT YOUR TARIFFS? - Bette Midler





The Grifting of the University of Florida
The University of Florida is facing backlash for a scheduled speaking event that will feature the president's son, Donald Trump Jr., and former Fox News host Kim Guilfoyle, who serves as a senior adviser for President Donald Trump's re-election campaign....According to The Independent Florida Alligator, the daily student newspaper of the University of Florida, the pair will be paid $50,000 for the speaking engagement. That money is funded by student activity fees, though the event itself is free and open to the public. 







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The perfect Time to Deflate Photo: Barack wishing Michelle a happy 27th anniversary on twitter.

Peace.

Wednesday, October 2, 2019

Trump Rages That ‘Lowlife’ Schiff Should Be Charged With Treason: He Couldn’t Carry Pompeo’s ‘Blank Strap’

Trump Rages That ‘Lowlife’ Schiff Should Be Charged With Treason: He Couldn’t Carry Pompeo’s ‘Blank Strap’
President Donald Trump continued his offensive against Adam Schiff (D-CA) by telling reporters in the Oval Office that the House Intelligence Committee chairman isn’t fit to carry Mike Pompeo’s “blank strap” and that — absurdly — he should be charged with treason.


I hope someone apologized to the president of Finland who had to endure Trump's rant.


I can’t wait for the Trump campaign to start selling Mike Pompeo Jockstraps. - Roland Scahill






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A year after the death of Jamal Khashoggi, we are sharing nuclear secrets with Saudi, selling them weapons, sending troops to help defend their oil, and Ivanka is getting a 100M donation. - Woman In The Moon





Wow. People are Fleeing the Sinking Ship.
The website of the consulting firm that forged business contacts for Rudy Giuliani in Ukraine and Russia for more than a decade vanished suddenly after his communications were subpoenaed.


If Bill Clinton lost his law license for lying about one thing, Rudy Giuliani should be catapulted into the sun. - The Hoarse Whisperer




Republican Shenanigans

Pompeo, who accuses lawmakers who want answers of bullying, had fits of “anger” while at CIA, former Sr intelligence officials say. Often, an official said, it would happen if analysis didn’t match the political theme of the day. Lots of slammed phones + demands for polygraphs. - Richard Engel



Even the Flies on the White House Walls Are Scared
CNN political Analyst Gloria Borger observed on Wednesday that President Donald Trump seems to be “in a tailspin.” “I was communicating yesterday with somebody very close to the White House who said, ‘Look, it’s chaos inside the White House. There is nobody there who can say no to him. There’s nobody blocking the door to his office.'”





Poor Donald Trump.
Democrats aren't nearly as mean to him as history's going to be. - Middle Age Riot




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Our president is a banana republican. - Molly Jong-Fast
           


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"Evangelicals for Trump" sounds considerably better than "Christians for Caligula." - John Fugelsang



Pelosi Came Out Swinging
Pelosi fiercely defends impeachment inquiry as Trump blows up. The president lashed out at Democrats for investigating his efforts to pressure Ukraine.






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Fox News: Liz Warren wants to take money from the rich and give it to the poor!
Me: Cool cool.
Mark Zuckerberg: Liz Warren is an existential threat to my business!
Me: Guys, I already like her ok, you don’t have to sell her this hard.  - OhNoSheTwitnt


Meanwhile, the Grownups are Taking Care of Business
The IRS needs to examine whether the National Rifle Association should lose its tax-exempt status, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) and Finance Committee ranking member Ron Wyden (D-Ore.) said today.


I’ve seen a lot in my lifetime. But I’ve never seen anything like this. - Dan Rather




Eric Trump Accuses Don, Jr., of Being Whistle-Blower in Bid to Get Him Cut Out of Will. - Andy Borowitz


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Cayo Largo del Sur , Cuba where you can swim with the dolphins.

Peace.