Thursday, August 29, 2019

Lindsey Graham proposing putting Obama under oath to investigate Trump’s Russian conspiracy theory

Lindsey Graham proposing putting Obama under oath to investigate Trump’s Russian conspiracy theory
During an appearance on Sean Hannity’s Fox News show on Wednesday night, Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Lindsey Graham (R-SC) claimed he has every intention of calling in former President Barack Obama and grilling him on what he knows about the FBI’s investigation of Donald Trump.

I hope Lindsey Graham does question Obama about Trump's crazy conspiracy theory...if Obama stops laughing long enough to be questioned.

Some people think he's playing chess when actually his aides are trying to stop him from eating the pieces. - Spacebnb tweet




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“Our unelected Prime Minister just sent our elected Parliament home,” one UK citizen said. “Top that, America.” - Andy Borowitz


Putin Wants To Annex Ukraine, Too
The Trump administration is slow-walking $250 million in military assistance to Ukraine, annoying lawmakers and advocates who argue the funding is critical to keeping Russia at bay.





I support our troops by refusing to vote Republican. 

This newest push to call children born to active duty military stationed overseas anything but American is unconstitutional and cruel. 

This country is sinking fast. - Kim Schwan tweet




Republican Shenanigans

This would be a good time to remind the sane people that Caligula Kardashian's official reason for firing James Comey at the time was Comey's unfair treatment of Hillary Clinton. - John Fugelsang





Stop Interviewing Liars To Find the Truth Would Be a Good Start
Don Lemon had a few words for Chris Cuomo on Wednesday after his CNN colleague wrapped up his very contentious interview with Kayleigh McEnany...“She has no credibility,” Lemon said. “Someone like that has no credibility … Put whoever you want on your show. This isn’t chastising you, but the audience gets nothing from her because she doesn’t tell the truth.”





Because Trump has f*cked up our country so bad, I think it’s only fair that we enact a law that white women who voted for him are not allowed to drink Pumpkin Spice Lattes. - Chelsea Handler





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If you think economy is more important than the environment, try holding your breath while counting your money. - irishygirl





Comey Gets Slapped With Velvet Glove
Former FBI Director James Comey violated agency policies when he retained and leaked a set of memos he took documenting meetings with President Donald Trump early in 2017, the Justice Department's inspector general said in a report released Thursday....The inspector general's office referred the findings of its report to the Justice Department for potential prosecution earlier this summer, though the Justice Department declined to bring a case, the report says.


Comey: ‘What Can I Say, I’m Just A Catty Bitch From New Jersey And I Live For Drama’ - The Onion





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Donald Trump’s response to global climate change is to roll back EPA regulations on methane, because Donald Trump is literally the worst person ever. - TDP tweet



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EPA Lifts Regulations On How Much Methane Trump Can Personally Emit - Andy Borowitz




I'll take Lawrence O'Donnell's word over Donald's any day. - Woman in the Moon tweet


The DEA Knew This. Why Didn't They Investigate?
Over the course of seven years, from 2006 to 2012, two pharmacies in rural northeast Louisiana, owned by Republican gubernatorial candidate and U.S. Rep. Ralph Abraham, Clinic Pharmacy of Mangham and Adams Clinic Pharmacy of Winnsboro, doled out 1,478,236 doses of powerful opioids, according to a Drug Enforcement Administration database recently published by the Washington Post.
The pharmacies are 12.5 miles away from one another, and the two communities have a combined population of approximately 6,000 people.



"Puerto Rico didn't receive $92 million and there's no new Wall" - Shepard Smith, Fox News


RULES ARE RULES





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FYI: A virus attacked my laptop. 
No damage (as far as I know). 
My virus software alerted me.
Be still my heart.



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A Wolf Collar is a type of dog collar designed to protect livestock guardian dogs from attack by wolves. The collar base protects the dog's throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.


Peace.


Wednesday, August 28, 2019

Trump trails top five 2020 Democrats in national poll

Trump trails top five 2020 Democrats in national poll
President Trump trails all five Democrats who have consistently ranked in top spots in surveys of the 2020 Democratic presidential race, according to a new Quinnipiac University poll.
The newest survey shows Trump falling behind former Vice President Joe Biden and Sens. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.), Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) and Kamala Harris (D-Calif.), each by double digits.

Trump: "let's nuke a hurricane" 
All rational people: "wtf?" 
Deplorables: "IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE LIBTARD" 
Trump: "I never said to nuke a hurricane" 
Deplorables: "TRUMP NEVER SAID IT LIBTARD" 
New York Times: "President's Bold Climate Solution A Challenge For Democratic Candidates"- Jeff Tiedrich





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

So Kim Jong Un is well on his way to have submarine based nuclear capabilities. Good thing he writes beautiful letters - or else we should probably be worried. - Sabrina McDaniel







Trump Must Be So Jealous That He Can't Shut Down Congress
The Queen has approved the order to suspend Parliament, a formal but necessary step of Boris Johnson's plan....According to a statement from the Privy Council, the Queen has approved the suspension of Parliament "no earlier than Monday 9th September and no later than Thursday 12th September" until October 14.







Upbeat Boris Johnson Says He Is On Track To Destroy UK Ahead of Schedule - Andy Borowitz




G7 Leaders Turn Down Trump’s Invitation To His Miami Resort After Reading Yelp Reviews -  Andy Borowitz



Republican Shenanigans


Don't blame Trump. American banks wouldn't lend to him because of his multiple bankruptcies. He was forced to have Russian oligarchs co-sign his loan! Forced, I say!






Pardons! Pardons! Step Right Up and Get Your Pardons!
President Trump has privately suggested that he would pardon officials who carry out orders connected to construction of a wall at the southern border that could be illegal, The Washington Post is reporting.
“Don’t worry, I’ll pardon you,” Trump has told officials when discussing the wall, according to the Post.



Trump is announcing a partnership with Bed Bug and Beyond. - Jesse Lifson




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BREAKING: Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is being guarded by U.S. Marshals after she received a suspicious package containing a science textbook. - Andy Borowitz




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Trump Loves To Kick People When They're Down
As a tropical storm bore down on Puerto Rico Wednesday, President Trump reignited his ongoing feud with San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz, calling her “incompetent.” But his specific complaint had to do with what he considers her ingratitude for the help the island received after the devastating Hurricane Maria two years ago.






Is this Bernie's "Michael Dukakis in a tank" moment?




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Sean Spicer joining Dancing with the Stars is proof that America loves giving people second and third chances… if they’re white. - Chelsea Handler





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I hereby order Trump to look in the mirror and scream “everything I sell with my name on it is made in China.” - John Fugelsang


The police should question Don Jr and Eric. They love to kill animals
Officials in California are trying to find out who’s been shooting and killing wild burros in the desert––and are offering a $10,000 reward for answers.
Since May, 42 burro carcasses have been found with gunshot wounds along Interstate 15 in California’s Mojave Desert, according to the Bureau of Land Management (BLM).





Dear Hurricane Dorian, 
Mar a Lago location:26.6771° N80.0370° W - Allen Marshall





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One of the most famous hoodoos at Bryce Canyon National Park in Utah, Thor’s Hammer stands over 10 stories high.  Photo by Keith Moore, National Park Service.


Peace.

Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Trump says 'no bedbugs' at resort he offered for next G7 summit

Trump says 'no bedbugs' at resort he offered for next G7 summit
President Donald Trump lashed out Tuesday at "false and nasty" rumors that the Trump golf resort he offered for the next G7 summit is infested with bedbugs.
"No bedbugs at Doral," Trump huffed in a tweet...Fueling the buzz was a Miami Herald story from January 30, 2017 that Trump's attorneys had reached a settlement with a Doral guest who had complained of being attacked by bedbugs.


Trump Doral. Come for the emoluments, stay for the bedbugs. - Jennifer Taub




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I'd like to see a day when there was no news. None. Zilch. Zip. I'd turn on CNN and Brooke Baldwin would say, "Nothing happened today, so we're going to show a bunch of rock videos." - Stephen King






I’ll let the Amazon burn because Macron insulted me
Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro says Brazil will only accept an offer of international aid to fight Amazon fires if French leader Emmanuel Macron retracts comments that he finds offensive.



I am thinking about starting an Antifa-like movement in the US where we dress up in all green and start planting trees everywhere, without government permission, and refuse to stop.

I would call it Antreefa.

What do you think? - Sergio tweet





Republican Shenanigans

In 30 years, I'm going to be the old guy that spits on the ground every time someone mentions Trump. - Red T. Racoon tweet





China Says Trump Never Called Them
One day later, China is still insisting no phone calls took place over the weekend that President Donald Trump claimed showed its willingness to talk again.
“I have not heard of this situation regarding the two calls that the U.S. mentioned in the weekend,” Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesman Geng Shuang said at press conference on Tuesday. 






I’m not surprised Sarah Huckabee Sanders is joining Fox News, but I will be surprised to see what she looks like as a blonde. - Chelsea Handler


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Donald Trump's spirit animal is a bed bug. - Middle Age Riot


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The last president to balance the budget was a Democrat


Better start your Christmas shopping soon!  Like right now!  You never know what insanity this guy is going to unleash on us next!!! - Bette Midler





Down & Down He Goes, Round & Round He Goes...
President Donald Trump is struggling in states that matter most to his re-election chances, according to a new tracking poll by the Morning Consult.
The president has sustained double-digit declines in net approval rate in nearly every state that could be considered a tossup, and more voters disapprove than approve of him in states like Wisconsin, Michigan, Iowa, Pennsylvania and Ohio that Trump won in 2016. 





BREAKING: Trump to send Stephen Miller to his Doral resort in Florida to eat all the bed bugs  - Rex Huppke

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So just to be absolutely clear, Bret Stephens threw a truly embarrassing tantrum because someone called him a name online and he got a new speaking engagement out of it. white men cannot help but fail upward. - Molly tweet




A shipment of jalapenos from Mexico to the US had 4 tons of marijuana hidden in the cargo. In completely unrelated news, my weed line comes out this fall. - Chelsea Handler





Navy Seals On Jet Skis
U.S. special operations forces have embraced civilian vehicles, from trucks to ATVs, to get around quickly and quietly on the modern battlefield. At sea this practical attitude means that Navy SEALs operate their own jet skis, allowing naval special warfare operators the ability to move quickly from sea to shore in very small numbers. But SEALs aren’t the only ones zipping around on personal watercraft—Iran’s Revolutionary Guards also use them.


Five words I never expected to hear as an American: “We really pissed off Denmark.” - Conan O'Brien


This is why you shouldn't wait until retirement to travel



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For all the grammar nazis out there


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Cape Cod Morning, a bright and sunshiny painting by Edward Hopper done in 1950. I love this quote by Hopper: If you could say it in words there would be no reason to paint.

Peace.