Wednesday, August 28, 2019

Trump trails top five 2020 Democrats in national poll

Trump trails top five 2020 Democrats in national poll
President Trump trails all five Democrats who have consistently ranked in top spots in surveys of the 2020 Democratic presidential race, according to a new Quinnipiac University poll.
The newest survey shows Trump falling behind former Vice President Joe Biden and Sens. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.), Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) and Kamala Harris (D-Calif.), each by double digits.

Trump: "let's nuke a hurricane" 
All rational people: "wtf?" 
Deplorables: "IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE LIBTARD" 
Trump: "I never said to nuke a hurricane" 
Deplorables: "TRUMP NEVER SAID IT LIBTARD" 
New York Times: "President's Bold Climate Solution A Challenge For Democratic Candidates"- Jeff Tiedrich





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

So Kim Jong Un is well on his way to have submarine based nuclear capabilities. Good thing he writes beautiful letters - or else we should probably be worried. - Sabrina McDaniel







Trump Must Be So Jealous That He Can't Shut Down Congress
The Queen has approved the order to suspend Parliament, a formal but necessary step of Boris Johnson's plan....According to a statement from the Privy Council, the Queen has approved the suspension of Parliament "no earlier than Monday 9th September and no later than Thursday 12th September" until October 14.







Upbeat Boris Johnson Says He Is On Track To Destroy UK Ahead of Schedule - Andy Borowitz




G7 Leaders Turn Down Trump’s Invitation To His Miami Resort After Reading Yelp Reviews -  Andy Borowitz



Republican Shenanigans


Don't blame Trump. American banks wouldn't lend to him because of his multiple bankruptcies. He was forced to have Russian oligarchs co-sign his loan! Forced, I say!






Pardons! Pardons! Step Right Up and Get Your Pardons!
President Trump has privately suggested that he would pardon officials who carry out orders connected to construction of a wall at the southern border that could be illegal, The Washington Post is reporting.
“Don’t worry, I’ll pardon you,” Trump has told officials when discussing the wall, according to the Post.



Trump is announcing a partnership with Bed Bug and Beyond. - Jesse Lifson




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BREAKING: Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is being guarded by U.S. Marshals after she received a suspicious package containing a science textbook. - Andy Borowitz




Rock The Voter News




Trump Loves To Kick People When They're Down
As a tropical storm bore down on Puerto Rico Wednesday, President Trump reignited his ongoing feud with San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz, calling her “incompetent.” But his specific complaint had to do with what he considers her ingratitude for the help the island received after the devastating Hurricane Maria two years ago.






Is this Bernie's "Michael Dukakis in a tank" moment?




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Sean Spicer joining Dancing with the Stars is proof that America loves giving people second and third chances… if they’re white. - Chelsea Handler





Business/Tech News



I hereby order Trump to look in the mirror and scream “everything I sell with my name on it is made in China.” - John Fugelsang


The police should question Don Jr and Eric. They love to kill animals
Officials in California are trying to find out who’s been shooting and killing wild burros in the desert––and are offering a $10,000 reward for answers.
Since May, 42 burro carcasses have been found with gunshot wounds along Interstate 15 in California’s Mojave Desert, according to the Bureau of Land Management (BLM).





Dear Hurricane Dorian, 
Mar a Lago location:26.6771° N80.0370° W - Allen Marshall





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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo
One of the most famous hoodoos at Bryce Canyon National Park in Utah, Thor’s Hammer stands over 10 stories high.  Photo by Keith Moore, National Park Service.


Peace.

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