Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Trump says 'no bedbugs' at resort he offered for next G7 summit

Trump says 'no bedbugs' at resort he offered for next G7 summit
President Donald Trump lashed out Tuesday at "false and nasty" rumors that the Trump golf resort he offered for the next G7 summit is infested with bedbugs.
"No bedbugs at Doral," Trump huffed in a tweet...Fueling the buzz was a Miami Herald story from January 30, 2017 that Trump's attorneys had reached a settlement with a Doral guest who had complained of being attacked by bedbugs.

Trump Doral. Come for the emoluments, stay for the bedbugs. - Jennifer Taub

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I'd like to see a day when there was no news. None. Zilch. Zip. I'd turn on CNN and Brooke Baldwin would say, "Nothing happened today, so we're going to show a bunch of rock videos." - Stephen King

I’ll let the Amazon burn because Macron insulted me
Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro says Brazil will only accept an offer of international aid to fight Amazon fires if French leader Emmanuel Macron retracts comments that he finds offensive.

I am thinking about starting an Antifa-like movement in the US where we dress up in all green and start planting trees everywhere, without government permission, and refuse to stop.

I would call it Antreefa.

What do you think? - Sergio tweet

Republican Shenanigans

In 30 years, I'm going to be the old guy that spits on the ground every time someone mentions Trump. - Red T. Racoon tweet

China Says Trump Never Called Them
One day later, China is still insisting no phone calls took place over the weekend that President Donald Trump claimed showed its willingness to talk again.
“I have not heard of this situation regarding the two calls that the U.S. mentioned in the weekend,” Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesman Geng Shuang said at press conference on Tuesday. 

I’m not surprised Sarah Huckabee Sanders is joining Fox News, but I will be surprised to see what she looks like as a blonde. - Chelsea Handler


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Donald Trump's spirit animal is a bed bug. - Middle Age Riot

Rock The Voter News

The last president to balance the budget was a Democrat

Better start your Christmas shopping soon!  Like right now!  You never know what insanity this guy is going to unleash on us next!!! - Bette Midler

Down & Down He Goes, Round & Round He Goes...
President Donald Trump is struggling in states that matter most to his re-election chances, according to a new tracking poll by the Morning Consult.
The president has sustained double-digit declines in net approval rate in nearly every state that could be considered a tossup, and more voters disapprove than approve of him in states like Wisconsin, Michigan, Iowa, Pennsylvania and Ohio that Trump won in 2016. 

BREAKING: Trump to send Stephen Miller to his Doral resort in Florida to eat all the bed bugs  - Rex Huppke


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So just to be absolutely clear, Bret Stephens threw a truly embarrassing tantrum because someone called him a name online and he got a new speaking engagement out of it. white men cannot help but fail upward. - Molly tweet

A shipment of jalapenos from Mexico to the US had 4 tons of marijuana hidden in the cargo. In completely unrelated news, my weed line comes out this fall. - Chelsea Handler

Navy Seals On Jet Skis
U.S. special operations forces have embraced civilian vehicles, from trucks to ATVs, to get around quickly and quietly on the modern battlefield. At sea this practical attitude means that Navy SEALs operate their own jet skis, allowing naval special warfare operators the ability to move quickly from sea to shore in very small numbers. But SEALs aren’t the only ones zipping around on personal watercraft—Iran’s Revolutionary Guards also use them.

Five words I never expected to hear as an American: “We really pissed off Denmark.” - Conan O'Brien

This is why you shouldn't wait until retirement to travel



For all the grammar nazis out there

Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Cape Cod Morning, a bright and sunshiny painting by Edward Hopper done in 1950. I love this quote by Hopper: If you could say it in words there would be no reason to paint.


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