Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Trump says 'no bedbugs' at resort he offered for next G7 summit

Trump says 'no bedbugs' at resort he offered for next G7 summit
President Donald Trump lashed out Tuesday at "false and nasty" rumors that the Trump golf resort he offered for the next G7 summit is infested with bedbugs.
"No bedbugs at Doral," Trump huffed in a tweet...Fueling the buzz was a Miami Herald story from January 30, 2017 that Trump's attorneys had reached a settlement with a Doral guest who had complained of being attacked by bedbugs.


Trump Doral. Come for the emoluments, stay for the bedbugs. - Jennifer Taub




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I'd like to see a day when there was no news. None. Zilch. Zip. I'd turn on CNN and Brooke Baldwin would say, "Nothing happened today, so we're going to show a bunch of rock videos." - Stephen King






I’ll let the Amazon burn because Macron insulted me
Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro says Brazil will only accept an offer of international aid to fight Amazon fires if French leader Emmanuel Macron retracts comments that he finds offensive.



I am thinking about starting an Antifa-like movement in the US where we dress up in all green and start planting trees everywhere, without government permission, and refuse to stop.

I would call it Antreefa.

What do you think? - Sergio tweet





Republican Shenanigans

In 30 years, I'm going to be the old guy that spits on the ground every time someone mentions Trump. - Red T. Racoon tweet





China Says Trump Never Called Them
One day later, China is still insisting no phone calls took place over the weekend that President Donald Trump claimed showed its willingness to talk again.
“I have not heard of this situation regarding the two calls that the U.S. mentioned in the weekend,” Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesman Geng Shuang said at press conference on Tuesday. 






I’m not surprised Sarah Huckabee Sanders is joining Fox News, but I will be surprised to see what she looks like as a blonde. - Chelsea Handler


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Donald Trump's spirit animal is a bed bug. - Middle Age Riot


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The last president to balance the budget was a Democrat


Better start your Christmas shopping soon!  Like right now!  You never know what insanity this guy is going to unleash on us next!!! - Bette Midler





Down & Down He Goes, Round & Round He Goes...
President Donald Trump is struggling in states that matter most to his re-election chances, according to a new tracking poll by the Morning Consult.
The president has sustained double-digit declines in net approval rate in nearly every state that could be considered a tossup, and more voters disapprove than approve of him in states like Wisconsin, Michigan, Iowa, Pennsylvania and Ohio that Trump won in 2016. 





BREAKING: Trump to send Stephen Miller to his Doral resort in Florida to eat all the bed bugs  - Rex Huppke

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So just to be absolutely clear, Bret Stephens threw a truly embarrassing tantrum because someone called him a name online and he got a new speaking engagement out of it. white men cannot help but fail upward. - Molly tweet




A shipment of jalapenos from Mexico to the US had 4 tons of marijuana hidden in the cargo. In completely unrelated news, my weed line comes out this fall. - Chelsea Handler





Navy Seals On Jet Skis
U.S. special operations forces have embraced civilian vehicles, from trucks to ATVs, to get around quickly and quietly on the modern battlefield. At sea this practical attitude means that Navy SEALs operate their own jet skis, allowing naval special warfare operators the ability to move quickly from sea to shore in very small numbers. But SEALs aren’t the only ones zipping around on personal watercraft—Iran’s Revolutionary Guards also use them.


Five words I never expected to hear as an American: “We really pissed off Denmark.” - Conan O'Brien


This is why you shouldn't wait until retirement to travel



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For all the grammar nazis out there


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Cape Cod Morning, a bright and sunshiny painting by Edward Hopper done in 1950. I love this quote by Hopper: If you could say it in words there would be no reason to paint.

Peace.


Monday, August 26, 2019

Official on Trump's hurricane nuking idea: 'His objective is not bad'

Official on Trump's hurricane nuking idea: 'His objective is not bad'
A senior Trump administration official told Axios that the president's suggestion to drop nuclear bombs into hurricanes to stop them from hitting the United States was well-intentioned.
"His goal — to keep a catastrophic hurricane from hitting the mainland — is not bad," the official, who had been briefed on the suggestion, told the outlet. "His objective is not bad."


We should not nuke hurricanes. - Hillary Clinton

I never thought we'd have such a low IQ President who would even suggest such a thing.
Sorry, Hillary, that you had to tweet this.- Angela Belcamino




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Trudeau Tricks Trump Into Buying Imaginary Canadian Island Called Blueland - Andy Borowitz





Trump Pushes His Miami Country Club for Next G7 Meeting. Miami in August? Ugh.
President Trump said Monday that next year’s Group of Seven (G-7) summit will likely be held in Miami, and that his Doral golf resort is a contender to host the annual meeting.





Trump Accuses Other G-7 Leaders of Speaking In Foreign Languages To Keep Secrets From Him - Andy Borowitz




Republican Shenanigans

The Earth is getting hotter.   So Trump says it’s a hoax and enables more pollution. 

Mass shootings on the rise.  So Trump calls for more guns. 

It’s awkward to realize that you care about Trump’s kids & grandchildren more than Trump ever will. - John Fugelsang







I'm So Old I Remember When George W. Bush Tortured People
A federal appeals court has cleared the way for a trial in a decade-old lawsuit accusing a military contractor of responsibility for torture of prisoners at the notorious, U.S.-run Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq, but one judge assigned to the case warned the ruling could have “dangerous” results.














Ideally, you want the President of the United States, the Mayor of Crazytown and the village idiot to be three different people. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg has beaten cancer three times, and Trump used bone spurs as an excuse. - John Fugelsang




I’m no fan of Biden, but a dude who wants to nuke hurricanes, rake forest fires, buy Greenland, who stared at a solar eclipse, and thinks windmills cause cancer, doesn’t get to call anyone else “Crazy” Joe. - OhNoSheTwint

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David Koch’s Will Leaves Over One Hundred Republican Congressmen To His Brother - Andy Borowitz





The U.S. debt to China is $1.12 trillion so Trump threatens U.S. Companies. Insanity at a level never before seen
White House economic adviser Larry Kudlow asserted President Trump’s threat to block trade between private American businesses and China, saying he has “emergency economic power authority” to do so.



The hurricanes hate us for our freedoms. - Jeff Tiedrich






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Happy International Dog Day. Luna sends her love from Costa Rica.

Peace.


Friday, August 23, 2019

Newest Deep State Conspiracy Theory Distraction? "FBI asked me to pursue a romantic relationship with Maria Butina"


Overstock CEO: FBI asked me to pursue a romantic relationship with Maria Butina
Former Overstock CEO Patrick Byrne said Thursday that the FBI directed him in the summer before the 2016 election to pursue a "romantic relationship with Maria Butina," the Russian woman who was accused of seeking to win influence in powerful Republican circles at the behest of her country's government.


Nobody has explained why conservatives, who hated Obama’s America for eight years, didn’t all pack up and leave. - Eric Boehlert





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I’m gonna let y’all in on a little secret.

All land is holy land.

All water is holy water.

All of us are the chosen people.

This planet is a rare precious jewel.

We’re spinning on a fragile cradle of life through the inhospitable void.

If only we could act accordingly. - USASingers tweet





Putin Loves Mocking Trump. He Probably Keeps a Scorecard.
The Kremlin has mocked President Donald Trump's proposed purchase of the Danish territory of Greenland, suggesting that Russia would not engage in "shopping" of that kind.






Our house is burning. Literally. The Amazon rain forest - the lungs which produces 20% of our planet’s oxygen - is on fire. It is an international crisis. Members of the G7 Summit, let's discuss this emergency first order in two days! - Emmanuel Macron, President of France







Republican Shenanigans

The worst, most corrupt president in American history and the only primary challengers the GOP can come up with was the 2016 Libertarian VP candidate and a guy who used to dress up like Obama's birth certificate at Tea Party rallies. - LOLGOP





Taking Racial Profiling to the EXTREME Level
Ramon Torres, a U.S. citizen, was detained for four days — despite carrying a U.S. passport, a driver’s license, and a Social Security card.
The sheriff’s office explained that they had a policy of detaining all Latinx people for immigration review.
We´re suing.


Overheard: Trump claims he was sent by God. Yeah, right after the plagues of boils and locusts. - George Takei






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Denmark Agrees To Sell Greenland To US If Obama Returns As President. - Andy Borowitz


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If you do not embrace my exact ideas, you will lose.- Every Moderate Democrat Who Just Got Crushed. 
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Trump Turns Another National Treasure Into a Mine
Hundreds of thousands of acres inside what used to be Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument will be opened to mineral extraction under a plan the Bureau of Land Management released Friday, renewing charges that President Donald Trump’s executive action reducing the 23-year-old preserve was engineered to promote energy extraction in some of America’s most scenic and remote landscapes.







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American companies are HEREBY ORDERED to IMMEDIATELY start looking for an ALTERNATIVE to China. - Donald Trump tweet today




Business/Tech News

Trump outsourced US jobs 
then ran for POTUS telling #maga we had to stop outsourcing US jobs 
then gave a massive tax cut to businesses that outsourced US jobs.  

It’s not the deplorables, it’s da gullibles. - John Fugelsang


China Imposes Tariffs
China announced Friday it will impose tariffs on $75 billion worth of U.S. goods, the latest salvo in the year-plus trade war between the world's two largest economies.
The country's State Council said tariffs of 5 percent to 10 percent will be imposed on a variety of American goods in two batches, with the first going into effect next month and a second scheduled for December, multiple media outlets reported, citing state-run media.
The second batch of tariffs will reportedly include a 25 percent tariff on all U.S. automobiles.





This “deep fake” technology is getting eerie. Today I spent fifteen minutes watching an Aerosmith concert, only to discover it was just a video of someone’s scarf collection. - Conan O'Brien




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Time To Deflate Photo
That is a shipwreck a few hundred yards off of the coast of Magnetic Island, Australia, also known as the Mangrove Ark.

Peace.