Monday, August 26, 2019

Official on Trump's hurricane nuking idea: 'His objective is not bad'

Official on Trump's hurricane nuking idea: 'His objective is not bad'
A senior Trump administration official told Axios that the president's suggestion to drop nuclear bombs into hurricanes to stop them from hitting the United States was well-intentioned.
"His goal — to keep a catastrophic hurricane from hitting the mainland — is not bad," the official, who had been briefed on the suggestion, told the outlet. "His objective is not bad."


We should not nuke hurricanes. - Hillary Clinton

I never thought we'd have such a low IQ President who would even suggest such a thing.
Sorry, Hillary, that you had to tweet this.- Angela Belcamino




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Trudeau Tricks Trump Into Buying Imaginary Canadian Island Called Blueland - Andy Borowitz





Trump Pushes His Miami Country Club for Next G7 Meeting. Miami in August? Ugh.
President Trump said Monday that next year’s Group of Seven (G-7) summit will likely be held in Miami, and that his Doral golf resort is a contender to host the annual meeting.





Trump Accuses Other G-7 Leaders of Speaking In Foreign Languages To Keep Secrets From Him - Andy Borowitz




Republican Shenanigans

The Earth is getting hotter.   So Trump says it’s a hoax and enables more pollution. 

Mass shootings on the rise.  So Trump calls for more guns. 

It’s awkward to realize that you care about Trump’s kids & grandchildren more than Trump ever will. - John Fugelsang







I'm So Old I Remember When George W. Bush Tortured People
A federal appeals court has cleared the way for a trial in a decade-old lawsuit accusing a military contractor of responsibility for torture of prisoners at the notorious, U.S.-run Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq, but one judge assigned to the case warned the ruling could have “dangerous” results.














Ideally, you want the President of the United States, the Mayor of Crazytown and the village idiot to be three different people. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg has beaten cancer three times, and Trump used bone spurs as an excuse. - John Fugelsang




I’m no fan of Biden, but a dude who wants to nuke hurricanes, rake forest fires, buy Greenland, who stared at a solar eclipse, and thinks windmills cause cancer, doesn’t get to call anyone else “Crazy” Joe. - OhNoSheTwint

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David Koch’s Will Leaves Over One Hundred Republican Congressmen To His Brother - Andy Borowitz





The U.S. debt to China is $1.12 trillion so Trump threatens U.S. Companies. Insanity at a level never before seen
White House economic adviser Larry Kudlow asserted President Trump’s threat to block trade between private American businesses and China, saying he has “emergency economic power authority” to do so.



The hurricanes hate us for our freedoms. - Jeff Tiedrich






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Happy International Dog Day. Luna sends her love from Costa Rica.

Peace.


Friday, August 23, 2019

Newest Deep State Conspiracy Theory Distraction? "FBI asked me to pursue a romantic relationship with Maria Butina"


Overstock CEO: FBI asked me to pursue a romantic relationship with Maria Butina
Former Overstock CEO Patrick Byrne said Thursday that the FBI directed him in the summer before the 2016 election to pursue a "romantic relationship with Maria Butina," the Russian woman who was accused of seeking to win influence in powerful Republican circles at the behest of her country's government.


Nobody has explained why conservatives, who hated Obama’s America for eight years, didn’t all pack up and leave. - Eric Boehlert





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I’m gonna let y’all in on a little secret.

All land is holy land.

All water is holy water.

All of us are the chosen people.

This planet is a rare precious jewel.

We’re spinning on a fragile cradle of life through the inhospitable void.

If only we could act accordingly. - USASingers tweet





Putin Loves Mocking Trump. He Probably Keeps a Scorecard.
The Kremlin has mocked President Donald Trump's proposed purchase of the Danish territory of Greenland, suggesting that Russia would not engage in "shopping" of that kind.






Our house is burning. Literally. The Amazon rain forest - the lungs which produces 20% of our planet’s oxygen - is on fire. It is an international crisis. Members of the G7 Summit, let's discuss this emergency first order in two days! - Emmanuel Macron, President of France







Republican Shenanigans

The worst, most corrupt president in American history and the only primary challengers the GOP can come up with was the 2016 Libertarian VP candidate and a guy who used to dress up like Obama's birth certificate at Tea Party rallies. - LOLGOP





Taking Racial Profiling to the EXTREME Level
Ramon Torres, a U.S. citizen, was detained for four days — despite carrying a U.S. passport, a driver’s license, and a Social Security card.
The sheriff’s office explained that they had a policy of detaining all Latinx people for immigration review.
We´re suing.


Overheard: Trump claims he was sent by God. Yeah, right after the plagues of boils and locusts. - George Takei






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Denmark Agrees To Sell Greenland To US If Obama Returns As President. - Andy Borowitz


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If you do not embrace my exact ideas, you will lose.- Every Moderate Democrat Who Just Got Crushed. 
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Trump Turns Another National Treasure Into a Mine
Hundreds of thousands of acres inside what used to be Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument will be opened to mineral extraction under a plan the Bureau of Land Management released Friday, renewing charges that President Donald Trump’s executive action reducing the 23-year-old preserve was engineered to promote energy extraction in some of America’s most scenic and remote landscapes.







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American companies are HEREBY ORDERED to IMMEDIATELY start looking for an ALTERNATIVE to China. - Donald Trump tweet today




Business/Tech News

Trump outsourced US jobs 
then ran for POTUS telling #maga we had to stop outsourcing US jobs 
then gave a massive tax cut to businesses that outsourced US jobs.  

It’s not the deplorables, it’s da gullibles. - John Fugelsang


China Imposes Tariffs
China announced Friday it will impose tariffs on $75 billion worth of U.S. goods, the latest salvo in the year-plus trade war between the world's two largest economies.
The country's State Council said tariffs of 5 percent to 10 percent will be imposed on a variety of American goods in two batches, with the first going into effect next month and a second scheduled for December, multiple media outlets reported, citing state-run media.
The second batch of tariffs will reportedly include a 25 percent tariff on all U.S. automobiles.





This “deep fake” technology is getting eerie. Today I spent fifteen minutes watching an Aerosmith concert, only to discover it was just a video of someone’s scarf collection. - Conan O'Brien




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Time To Deflate Photo
That is a shipwreck a few hundred yards off of the coast of Magnetic Island, Australia, also known as the Mangrove Ark.

Peace.


Thursday, August 22, 2019

New AP Poll Shows Trump Approval Rating Down to 36%

JUST IN: New AP Poll Shows Trump Approval Rating Down to 36%
According to newly released poll results by the Associated Press, nearly two out of three Americans surveyed do not approve of the job that President Donald Trump is doing.
AP reports that their most recent AP-NORC poll shows that “Thirty-six percent approve of Trump’s handing of his job and 62% disapprove. There continues to be large differences between the views of Republicans and Democrats. Republicans are much more likely to approve of how Trump is handling the issues.”


Trump Demands That Pence Accept Him As His Personal Savior - Andy Borowitz





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The NYPD has fired Daniel Pantaleo, the officer who placed a chokehold on Eric Garner in 2014. And even with video evidence, it only took them 5 years. Are you there racism? It’s me, America. - Chelsea Handler


Bend Over Trump, You're Covered.
GOP Sen. Tom Cotton (Ark.) said at an event in his home state on Wednesday that he suggested purchasing Greenland to President Trump months ago. 
“Obviously, the right decision for this country,” Cotton said when asked about Trump’s Greenland tweets at  the inaugural Talk Business and Politics Power Lunch in Little Rock, Ark.





Denmark Refuses To Sell Trump Cheese Danish - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans




Trump is confusing me today. As a Jew, why am I supposed to be loyal to a Nazi? - Andy Borowitz


Epstein Coverup? Probably.
Guards at the Metropolitan Correctional Center, where Jeffrey Epstein was detained and died, pressured his former cellmate not to discuss it, the cellmate's lawyer said.
The attorney Bruce Barket said his client Nicholas Tartaglione was told to "shut up" and "stop talking" about the Epstein case.





Yesterday I woke up to see Trump calling Jews ignorant and disloyal. Today I woke up to see Trump praising known anti semite Henry Ford. Think I’ll stay in bed tomorrow. - OhNoSheTwint


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Right now 
the guy who came in 2nd
is forcing Americans to pay for Mexico’s wall 
China’s tariffs 
and Mar-a-Lago’s for-profit golf cart rentals. - John Fugelsang


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Is There a White House Shuttle to Fox News for Former Employees?
Fox News announced Thursday that former White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders has joined the network as a contributor.
She will deliver political commentary and analysis across Fox News’ platforms, including Fox News Channel, Fox Business Network, Fox News Digital, Fox Nation and the radio and podcast division.


The news that Sarah Huckabee Sanders is joining Fox News is about as surprising as water flowing down hill. - Dan Rather





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I think we need to have a conversation about how people who smoke weed are actually really productive. In the last year I wrote a book, shot a documentary, embarked on a worldwide stand-up tour, started a weed line, and…still be outraged every day. - Chelsea Handler

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Fox News Gets a Disinvitation
The National Association of Hispanic Journalists (NAHJ) on Thursday rescinded an invitation to Fox News to be one of its sponsors at an upcoming conference, accusing the network of blurring the line between commentary and journalism.
"My decision comes following the remarks of Fox News Radio Host, Todd Starnes," NAHJ President Hugo Balta wrote in a letter to the group's members.



Denmark offers to buy America from Russia






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Time To Deflate Photo
NASA astronaut Andrew Morgan is pictured working outside the International Space Station during a six-hour and 32-minute spacewalk to install the orbiting lab’s second commercial crew vehicle docking port. At the same time I was watering my garden. I feel so inadequate.

Peace.