Thursday, August 1, 2019

Trump offers Putin help in fighting Siberian wildfires

Russian Embassy: Trump offers Putin help in fighting Siberian wildfires
President Donald Trump has offered help to Russia in combating wildfires raging in Siberia, the Russian Embassy said on Wednesday.
During a phone call between the two leaders, Trump offered American assistance to tame the fires that have engulfed 6.7 million acres of the Siberian woods. The Russian Embassy cited a Kremlin statement that said President Vladimir Putin appreciated the gesture and would take Trump up on the offer if needed. For now, Putin told Trump that Russian military aircraft were deployed to control the situation.


Mitch McConnell is a man that knows less about Russia and Russian interference than even Donald Trump, and I know nothing.” - Donald Trump





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Donald Trump says he doesn't have a racist bone in his body. So it must all be in his soft tissue. And that's a lot of soft tissue. Just saying. - Will Durst


Revenge Shall Be Mine Sayeth The Trump
Navy officials said Wednesday they are pulling achievement medals from prosecutors who argued the case against a decorated Navy SEAL who was acquitted in the death of a wounded Islamic State captive after President Donald Trump intervened.





Tulsi Gabbard’s attack on Kamala Harris’ record looks a bit different when you consider that she went harder on Harris than she has on Assad, who oversees a prison network where 120,000+ Syrians have been tortured, murdered, and not even returned to their families for burial. - Carolyn Orr tweet





Republican Shenanigans

Dearly beloved, we had hoped for a larger turnout, but at least Melania brought a date.  #TrumpEulogies - John Fugelsang



Roger Stone's Request Denied
A federal judge in D.C. on Thursday denied Roger Stone’s request to dismiss the charges against him, finding that Stone “has not identified any legal ground” to do so.





Asked about Trump's attacks on her birth city of Baltimore, Speaker Pelosi suggests we ask Trump's "slumlord" son in law, Jared Kushner. . Mike DeBonis, Washington Post





Conservatives criticizing Dems debate performances also support a guy that bragged about the size of his dick during a GOP primary debate. - Andrew Lawrence

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If you’re slut-shaming Harris for “sleeping her way to the top” while defending the white men who got there by default, congratulations, you’re a misogynist. - OhNoSheTwint


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The President of the United States is a Racist and a Criminal. When making your decision in 2020, you need think of nothing else. We are in a fight for the the soul of our Nation. - Rob Reiner tweet


Michael Moore Trying To Stay Relevant
Filmmaker Michael Moore said in a new interview that there is only one candidate up to the challenge to “crush” President Trump in 2020, “and her last name rhymes with Obama.”
“In fact, it is Obama — Michelle Obama,” Moore said on MSNBC. “Everybody watching this right now knows she is a beloved American and she would go in there and she would beat him.”






Trump will use those anti-Obama comments by Democratic candidates in his ads.


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Business/Tech News

If you support Trump 
-using taxpayer $ to build a wall he promised Mexico would pay for 
-bailing out farmers hurt by tariffs w/28 bil of taxpayer $ 
-$885 mill in family biz tax break 
-millions of taxpayer $ for 7/4 parade 
...don’t call anyone at  #DemDebate2 ‘Socialist.’ 
- John Fugelsang




It's Hard Enough Being A Small Farmer. Trump Made It Harder.
The White House recently announced that it would be providing an additional $16 billion in aid to American farmers affected by the trade war between the U.S. and China.
But the problem for American farmers has becomes bigger than something a bailout can fix.
“This trade thing is what’s brought on by the president and it’s really frustrating because he took away all of our markets,” Bob Kuylen, a farmer from North Dakota who grows spring wheat and sunflowers, told Yahoo Finance. “We live in an area where we’re kind of in the middle of nowhere. It costs us a lot of money — over $1 a bushel to get our grain to markets.”




My first act as president would be to 'Clorox the Oval Office' - Kirsten Gillibrand





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Annie Oakley, American sharpshooter, 1885. She was quite pretty and probably needed a gun!

Peace.


Wednesday, July 31, 2019

CNN roasted over debate production, format: 'A disservice to serious people'

CNN roasted over debate production, format: 'A disservice to serious people'
CNN faced backlash for its first primary debate of the 2020 campaign season, with members of the media comparing its production to a sporting event or movie trailer and others lamenting the time spent to kick off the event.


"I don't understand why anybody goes to all the trouble of running for President of the United States just to talk about what we really can't do and shouldn't fight for.” - Elizabeth Warren at last night's debate





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

The First Amendment is dying while the Second Amendment is killing us. - Middle Age Riot





Barron Trump's Getting A Pony!
Mongolian President Battulga Khaltmaa will visit the White House on Wednesday, seeking help from President Donald Trump on trade and military deals - and possibly a name for the horse his government has symbolically gifted to Trump’s 13-year-old son, Barron.


The only biblical example today's Evangelicals follow is the part where they forsook Jesus, crucified him, and parted his possessions among themselves. - Tea Pain





Republican Shenanigans

"I don't have a racist bone in my body."
"I'm the least racist person in the world."
You know who says these things?
Racists.

-Tea Pain




As Trump tweets attacks at Don Lemon and CNN, remember that explosive devices were mailed to CNN just last year by a man who attorneys say grew paranoid, anxious and isolated, latching onto Trump in the months before he sent the bombs.- Kyle Griffin, MSNBC


The National Cathedral Shames Trump. The National Cathedral!
The escalation of racialized rhetoric from the President of the United States has evoked responses from all sides of the political spectrum. On one side, African American leaders have led the way in rightfully expressing outrage. On the other, those aligned with the President seek to downplay the racial overtones of his attacks, or remain silent.
As faith leaders who serve at Washington National Cathedral ¬– the sacred space where America gathers at moments of national significance – we feel compelled to ask: After two years of President Trump’s words and actions, when will Americans have enough?






Mitch McConnell doesn’t like the moniker #MoscowMitch or being called a #RussianAsset.  Well, Mitch, if the shoe fits, wear it!  Or pass some legislation that will make our elections SAFE from foreign interference. It’s a no-brainer!  Unless you’re afraid it’ll touch your MONEY! - Bette Midler





Today would be a good day for Mitch McConnell to allow the Senate to vote on any of the bipartisan bills we’ve passed in the House. Election security, protecting people w/pre-existing conditions, gun violence prevention, climate action, LGBTQ equality, etc. Any of them. - Rep. Mike Levin





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Trump: I’m going to attack a different black person every day.
Press: Do you think Elijah Cummings is racist?

- Adam Parkhomenko





Ronald Reagan's Racist Tapes Revealed
Then-California governor Ronald Reagan made racist remarks about Africans, calling them "monkeys" in a newly-discovered taped conversation with US president Richard Nixon...Reagan continued: "To see those, those monkeys from those African countries -- damn them, they’re still uncomfortable wearing shoes!"
Nixon responds with a huge guffaw and went on to gleefully repeat Reagan's remarks in other taped conversations with his advisers.






CNN Headline, Nov. 4th, 2020:

“Donald: You’re Fired.”


- Rob Anderson


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Business/Tech News

We can put people in space but can’t create a pain medication that isn’t addictive.


While I applaud the effort, it still doesn’t actually fix the problem. Big pharma needs their greed placed in check.
The Trump administration said Wednesday it will create a pathway allowing Americans to legally and safely import lower-cost prescription drugs from Canada for the first time, reversing years of opposition from federal health authorities amid a public outcry over high prices for life-sustaining medications.



Pinocchio Hair


I would rather vote for Democrats who will disappoint me than Republicans who will meet my expectations. - Middle Age Riot






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Please CNN pay me, I desperately need the money!
Pretty Please! $5 or a $1?




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A crow hitching a ride on an eagle. They must be friends.

Peace.


Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Trump Snaps at Reporter: ‘I Think the Washington Post is a Russian Asset’

Trump Snaps at Reporter: ‘I Think the Washington Post is a Russian Asset’
President Donald Trump called Washington Post a “Russian asset” on Tuesday when asked about the GOP’s inaction on protecting the U.S. electoral processes from foreign interference.
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has been slammed by critics recently for killing multiple proposed bills to bolster election security systems.


Trump said that he has stopped receiving intelligence briefings at the White House, arguing, “I can do my job without any intelligence whatsoever.” - Andy Borowitz



The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

TRUMP: If you criticize America you should leave forever GOP: yeah don’t you dare criticize America! TRUMP: anyway here’s a list of US cities that are garbage. - Jacob Maccoby


China Blames U.S. For Hong Kong Protests
China said recent violence in Hong Kong protests was the “creation of the U.S.,” for the first time laying direct blame on Washington as their dispute over the unrest escalates.







America, where a uterus is more heavily regulated than an AK-47. - Andrea Junker


Republican Shenanigans




Putin Denies McConnell Is Russian Asset: ‘He Has Never Been An Asset To Any Country’ - Andy Borowitz




Trump to reporters this AM: “I’m the least racist person there is anywhere in the world.” - Jim Acosta, CNN


Trump Receives Imaginary Phone Calls
President Donald Trump repeatedly claimed to be the best president ever for black Americans, and said that the “African American community” has called the White House to express their gratitude for, among other things, his series of racist attacks on Baltimore.






In response to Dems threats to begin impeachment proceedings, Trump says, “These people are clowns.” That’s rich coming from someone who clearly gets hair & makeup tips from Pennywise. - Bette Midler


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Rock The Voter News

Trump said “The ‘Squad’ is "a very racist group of troublemakers who are young, inexperienced, & not very smart.” You know he always accuses people of things he’s guilty of. The only one of these things he hasn’t been guilty of recently is being young. - Bette Midler


Never In The History of the USA Has A President Deserved Impeachment More Than Trump. Schumer & Pelosi Don't Agree.
Senate Democratic Leader Charles Schumer (N.Y.) on Tuesday said he supports Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s (D-Calif.) decision to hold back on a formal impeachment inquiry against President Trump, despite growing support from members of his leadership team for impeachment proceedings.




The Mueller Report is like the Bible:
Republicans have never read it, but still pretend to know what it says. 
- Middle Age Riot

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Ideally, you want the President of the United States and the Grand Imperial Wizard of the KKK to be two separate people. - Jeff Tiedrich





Wow. Ethiopia Takes Going Green To A Whole New Level
About 350m trees have been planted in a single day in Ethiopia, according to a government minister.
The planting is part of a national “green legacy” initiative to grow 4bn trees in the country this summer by encouraging every citizen to plant at least 40 seedlings. Public offices have reportedly been shut down in order for civil servants to take part.


On a flight back to Baltimore.
Flight attendant welcomes passengers flying to the “spectacular, beautiful, amazing city.”
Passengers cheer. - Annie Karni, NYT




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Siberian Bear Hunting Protection Suit. Circa 1800. I'd hurt myself putting that thing on.

Peace.