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Thursday, May 30, 2019

Trump Calls Impeachment a ‘Dirty, Filthy, Disgusting Word’

Trump Calls Impeachment a ‘Dirty, Filthy, Disgusting Word’
President Donald Trump renewed his assertion that Robert Mueller’s report exonerated him of wrongdoing, claiming that the special counsel "would have brought charges" if he could, and adding that he “can’t imagine the courts allowing” him to be impeached.

Robert Mueller refuses to just come out and say that the president has obstruction herpes. - Trevor Noah

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Hey guys maybe it was a mistake to put a nuclear arsenal in the hands of a erratic old rodeo clown who got triggered by a boat. - Jeff Tiedrich

Trump Denies USS John McCain From Sight
Following a report from the Wall Street Journal that the Navy was ordered to block the U.S.S. John McCain from sight during President Donald Trump’s visit to Japan, the president took to Twitter and denied any involvement with the bizarre order

Twitter should rename itself ‘John McCain’ just so Trump stays off it . - Roland Scahill tweet

The Late Great Herblock who kept America sane during the Nixon years.

The president hasn't just refused to condemn a foreign power that attacked our democracy. He's also failed to protect the country's voting systems against future attacks. He betrays his oath every day. - Hillary Clinton tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Best evidence that most American don't read? Their shock when Robert Mueller told them what was in a report published six weeks ago. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Poor Donald Trump, He Was Born With A Silver Foot In His Mouth
The head of Donald Trump’s reelection campaign said Thursday that a tweet from the president stating that Russia had helped him get elected was merely a “typo.”
Trump sent a flurry of tweets Thursday morning, a day after special counsel Robert Mueller gave his first public statement on his investigation into Russia interference in the 2016 election and possible coordination with the Trump campaign.

Barr Unable To Give Honest Answer To Drive-Thru Window At Arby's - Andy Borowitz

The only Christians who can vote for Trump are the ones who read the Bible and avoid the Christ parts. - John Fugelsang

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Mueller: Did ANYONE do the reading assignment?
Warren: [raises hand]
Mueller: Anyone OTHER than Elizabeth? - Valerie Aurora tweet

Republicans Can't Get The Votes, So They Change The Rules
A major Republican redistricting strategist played a role in the Trump administration's push to get a citizenship question on forms for the 2020 ..

Was at an event last night and one person after another asked me why more Republicans are not reading the Mueller Report and responding as @justinamash has done? There is no good answer. The bully in the White House has them scared into stupidity! - tweet from John Dean, Nixon's former White House Counsel

Elizabeth Warren: If Trump "were anyone other than the President of the United States, he would be in handcuffs and indicted ... I didn't take an oath to support Donald Trump. I took an oath to support the Constitution. So impeachment it is."

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Business/Tech News

The US Dept of Energy is officially rebranding natural gas as “Freedom Gas.”
And Donald J. Trump's chronic, sulfurous flatulence as “Patriotic Perfume.” - Mrs. Betty Bowers

The Ostracization Of Firearm Dealers Has Begun
Salesforce has updated its policy to turn away customers that sell a wide range of firearms to private citizens online, including a small number of existing clients.

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Almost halfway There!

Wednesday, May 29, 2019

This is the Nancy Pelosi I want to see

Pelosi Neither Deterred Nor Spurred By Mueller Statement: ‘Congress Will Continue to Investigate’
Speaker Nancy Pelosi issued a statement on Wednesday in response to retiring Special Counsel Robert Mueller‘s big news press conference...The Special Counsel’s report revealed that the President’s campaign welcomed Russian interference in the election, and laid out eleven instances of the President’s obstruction of the investigation. The Congress holds sacred its constitutional responsibility to investigate and hold the President accountable for his abuse of power.
The Congress will continue to investigate and legislate to protect our elections and secure our democracy. The American people must have the truth...

Given that Special Counsel Mueller was unable to pursue criminal charges against the President, it falls to Congress to respond to the crimes, lies and other wrongdoing of President Trump – and we will do so. No one, not even the President of the United States, is above the law. - Rep. Jerry Nadler tweet

And it's only Wednesday!

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Remember, Barr said that there was no strong case of obstruction and that he and Rosenstein decided there was no obstruction. That is NOT what Mueller just said. - David Corn

My God.
A man set himself on fire Wednesday on the Ellipse in downtown Washington, across from the White House, the Secret Service said.

Mueller said basically- I spent two years writing a report and gave you my findings, you did nothing.
So, I had to come out here and spell it out for you. I couldn’t do anything, but you can. Here’s the football. - David Yankovich

Republican Shenanigans

Imagine if we started with this statement instead of Barr’s. - Jon Favreau tweet

I Guess Steve Bannon And Trump Aren't Friends Anymore
While Steve Bannon’s last time talking to author Michael Wolff for a book resulted in him receiving a round of condemnation from Donald Trump and his allies, Bannon is back to insulting the president in Wolff’s new work — this time labeling him “just another scumbag.”

I get a kick out of it when you call someone who works in government on their cell phone and they say: "How did you get my number?'' - Julie K. Brown, Miami Herald

PAGING MAGGIE HABERMAN...

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Rock The Voter News

Mueller statement: "Can't any of you people read?" - David Frum

Brits Diss Trump Before His Visit
Donald Trump is missing out on privileges offered to other heads of state, including his predecessor Barack Obama, during his visit the UK....Unlike Obama, the current President has not been asked make an address in the Houses of Parliament.
He will also not participate in a carriage ride to Buckingham Palace, a decision attributed to ‘security concerns’.
And Mr Trump won’t stay in Buckingham Palace during his three-day visit due to renovation work.

Mueller is truly the ultimate in “CMON MAN CLICK THE LINK” - Jake Tapper tweet

I watched Mueller on CNN Español. They accurately reported it.

Something tells me Robert Mueller's about to blow the lid off the Uranium One scandal! - Rex Huppke

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Business/Tech News

Mueller Stirs Controversy By Urging Americans To Read - Andy Borowitz

Boeing Jet Won't Return Before August
The Boeing 737 Max jet that was grounded after two deadly crashes will not fly before mid-August at the earliest, the global airline trade group said Wednesday

Mueller Says He Will Have No Further Comment On Trump Until That Bastard Is In Prison - Andy Borowitz

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Wet & Wild Fundraiser

Waiting for the rain to subside for at least a day before taking the appropriate measures to keep my wall dry. I did dig a small trench to lead the water away from my wall. Better than nothing!

Tuesday, May 28, 2019

Trump is back in the USA

More Americans say Trump has presidential qualities: Gallup
More Americans now say President Trump has the personality and leadership qualities a president should have than they did two years ago, according to a new poll.
Forty percent of Americans surveyed in the Gallup poll released Tuesday said that Trump has presidential qualities. That percentage has risen from 33 percent in 2017.

“Is America ready for a woman president?” Personally I thought America would be ready for a woman president before it was ready for a Nazi president, yet here we are. - OhNoSheTwint

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Trump Agrees To Let Kim Jong Un Have Pence As Manservant. - Andy Borowitz

Sieg Heil Commandant!
Troops wore MAGA-styled patches on their uniforms during President Donald Trump’s addressed military personnel aboard the U.S.S. WASP.
Vivian Salama, a White House reporter for the Wall Street Journal documented the patches and posted images on Twitter.

Email
Subject: Memorial Day

Memorial Day has a special meaning to those of us who served, and I for one don’t see it as a gleeful occasion.

But then “Happy Memorial Day” is one of those perfunctory, unthinking, and largely-meaningless greetings, like “Hi, how are you?” asked by a person who does not actually give a rat’s ass how you are.

As a culture, we have adopted the lazy habit of prefixing any holiday with “Happy.” Sometimes it works: Happy New Year, Happy Valentine’s Day, Happy Birthday. But for Memorial Day, it just doesn’t.

There is one exception: if Trump is sentenced to prison on May 30, 2022, THAT will be a Happy Memorial Day.

I too am glad Cadet Bone Spurs was out of the country for Memorial Day. The day would have no meaning for him and his presence would only diminish the day’s importance.

Cadet Bone Spurs. I remember the day of my first draft physical, in March 1968. It was the month after the Tet Offensive and the Army needed bodies.

I was one of 178 guys who got their physicals on that day and we ALL passed. There were people wheezing; people limping, people with arms in slings, people strung out on drugs, people with communicable diseases and festering sores but none of that mattered: we all passed our physicals.

I remember one guy in particular who had bright purple scars up and down both knees where cartilage had been removed. He was told, “If they give you trouble in boot camp, we’ll issue knee pads.” He passed.

And yet Cadet Bone Spurs was able to sashay in and out only months later with a draft classification of 1-Y: “Registrant qualified for service only in time of war or national emergency.” If memory serves, there was a war going on at that time. Three months after that, he got a 4-F classification.

What a f*cking loathsome slimeball the guy is. In fact, I have never used the adjective “f*cking” more freely than I have when describing anything related to Donald Trump or his f*cking snakebitten presidency.

Rick.

F*ck, yeah!

Thank you for your service, Rick and your email.

I, along with millions of others cannot comprehend how Trump can remain in office.

I blame the main stream media. They keep interviewing these malignant Trumpsters and giving them and their nutty ideas exposure every damn day.

That piece in the New York Times Maggie Haberman did on Hope Hicks was appalling and is exactly what is wrong with DC journalists. It reminded me of NBC's David Gregory dancing and rapping with Karl Rove as two wars were raging and the economy was collapsing in 2007 due to Dubya. There was hardly a kerfuffle from the main stream media.

Republicans have almost completed their slow-motion coup d'etat. God help us all. Or Nancy Pelosi.

Three years ago, three million more people voted for the Email Lady than the Nazi Moron. can our worthless corporate media please please PLEASE stop asking if America is ready for a woman president. what America is ready for is a media that stops asking stupid f*cking questions . - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

“Is America ready for a woman president?” ask the people who think girls are ready to have their rapists’ babies. - OhNoSheTwint

Trump Wants To Diminish The Navy's Power Because -- Steam
President Trump criticized plans to overhaul some U.S. aircraft carriers' catapults while speaking to sailors aboard an assault ship stationed in Japan on Tuesday.
During his remarks, the president once again took aim at the Navy's plans to overhaul traditional steam-based catapults used for launching aircraft with newer electric systems, calling it a "wrong" choice..."I think I’m going to put an order," the president continued. "When we build a new aircraft carrier, we’re going to use steam. I’m going to just put out an order: We’re going to use steam. We don’t need — we don’t need that extra speed."

A moron who doesn't know how to use a computer or send an email, who can't even fold up his own umbrella, is giving design criteria for an aircraft carrier. Seriously. - Alex Cole tweet

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Biden camp responds as Trump lands back in US: "The President’s comments are beneath the dignity of the office. To be on foreign soil, on Memorial Day, and to side repeatedly with a murderous dictator against a fellow American and former Vice President speaks for itself." - Jim Acosta, CNN

Rock The Voter News

I'm pretty much convinced the Justin Amash and Elizabeth Warren are the only members of Congress who'v actually read the Mueller Report because they're the only two members of Congress who are acting as if they've actually read the Mueller report. - LOLGOP

Supreme Court OKs Mandatory Fetus Burial. Funeral Home$ Must Be Thrilled.
The Supreme Court on Tuesday reversed a lower court's decision invalidating part of Indiana's abortion law on the disposal of fetal remains, allowing it to go into effect.
But the court declined to take up a challenge to a provision blocking abortions on the basis of sex, race or disability, avoiding a major ruling on abortion for the time being.

While Democrats went from the KKK to Barack Obama, Republicans went from Abraham Lincoln to Donald Trump.
No wonder Republicans don't believe in evolution. - Middle Age Riot

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I applaud #RobertSmith for paying off the student loans of the 2019 graduating class of #Morehouse. I wish however, that we hadn’t spent $5 trillion on endless wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. We could have put every kid thru college FOREVER. FREE. And filled some potholes too.- Bette Midler tweet

Catch us if you can.

Mitch McConnell's Wife Is As Dirty As He Is
In at least a dozen interviews with Chinese and Chinese-American media outlets since her nomination, Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao has appeared beside her shipping magnate father, whose company carries goods between the United States and Asia, and who has given Chao and her husband at least $5 million in the past 10 years...The appearances raise ethical concerns, experts say, because public officials are legally banned from using their office for any form of private gain for themselves or others.

Enemy of the people: CNN White House correspondent Jim @Acosta’s new book lays out what it’s like to be the most aggressive reporter covering the Trump White House. - Adam Parkhomenko

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Good News & Bad News Fundraiser

The Good News: I didn't drown

The Bad News: I need gutters

Unusually heavy rains caused drainage problems and my north facing concrete wall is sucking up standing water like a sponge. I anticipated this but the rains came early. A gutter and a concrete walkway along the house will solve the problem. Ay yi yi yi.

That water stain looks like a cat!

Thursday, May 30, 2019

Trump Calls Impeachment a ‘Dirty, Filthy, Disgusting Word’

Wednesday, May 29, 2019

This is the Nancy Pelosi I want to see

Tuesday, May 28, 2019

Trump is back in the USA

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