Monday, April 15, 2019

USA sending aid to Notre Dame

Notre Dame fire: Paris cathedral devastated by ferocious blaze 
Thousands of Parisians watched in horror from behind police cordons as a ferocious blaze devastated the landmark Notre Dame Cathedral, ...

My heart goes out to Paris. Notre Dame is a symbol of our ability as human beings to unite for a higher purpose—to build breathtaking spaces for worship that no one person could have built on their own. I wish France strength and shared purpose as they grieve and rebuild. - Hillary Clinton tweet

So horrible to watch the massive fire at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris. Perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out. Must act quickly! - Donald Trump tweet




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump is gleefully boasting about a plan to send what he believes are dangerous foreigners to major U.S. cities so he can get back at American citizens who disagree with him.
That’s not a president, it’s a tin-pot dictator. And an impotent one at that. - Rex Huppke





Cocky Locky at the Vatican.
Steve Bannon Versus The Pope. No Really.
Since becoming pope in 2013, Francis has expressed a consistent message on the type of “America First” nationalism championed by Steve Bannon. Two years ago, the pope cautioned against growing populism in Europe, warning it could lead to the election of leaders like Hitler. He has called for compassion toward migrants, saying that fearing them "makes us crazy," as well as other marginalized groups including the poor and gay people. He has also defended diversity. Bannon alleges that Francis has mismanaged numerous sex abuse scandals roiling the church, and says the pope is not treating the issue seriously enough.


What an utter failure of democracy it is that the only people who have seen and may ever see the full actual Mueller Report are the guys trying to cover it up. - LOLGOP





Republican Shenanigans

Trump Fires Several Voices In Head - Andy Borowitz



Barr To Release Mueller Report On Thursday
Attorney General William Barr expects to provide special counsel Robert Mueller’s report to Congress and the public on Thursday, a Justice Department official said, as members of both parties and the White House prepared themselves for an escalation of partisan combat.






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Fox News Debuts Premium Channel For 24-Hour Coverage Of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez - The Onion




Trump Awards Tiger Woods Medal of Freedom Via Twitter
President Donald Trump said Monday that he'll award golfer Tiger Woods with the Presidential Medal of Freedom, after Woods won his fifth Masters title over the weekend.
"Spoke to @TigerWoods to congratulate him on the great victory he had in yesterday's @TheMasters, & to inform him that because of his incredible Success & Comeback in Sports (Golf) and, more importantly, LIFE, I will be presenting him with the PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM!" Trump tweeted Monday afternoon.


Just to see the bumper stickers, I’m rooting for the ticket of Buttigieg/Hickenlooper in 2020. - Conan O'Brien




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Notre Dame is one of the world’s great treasures, and we’re thinking of the people of France in your time of grief. It’s in our nature to mourn when we see history lost – but it’s also in our nature to rebuild for tomorrow, as strong as we can. - Barack Obama



Business/Tech News

As the President comes to Minnesota today to celebrate the tax bill, remember we could have fixed waterways, levees, roads, bridges, schools & rail w/the money he gave to the wealthy.  He doesn't have a real plan to rebuild America's infrastructure. I do. - Amy Klobuchar







Sarah Sanders Says Congress Is Too Dumb To Understand Taxes
"I don’t think Congress — particularly not this group of congressmen and women — are smart enough to look through the thousands of pages that I would assume that President Trump’s taxes will be," she said on "Fox News Sunday."











“The saints were his friends, and blessed him; the monsters were his friends, and guarded him.” ― Victor Hugo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame



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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

The space station captured photographing the moon.

Peace.


Friday, April 12, 2019

Image of child crying at border wins World Press Photo award


Image of child crying at border wins World Press Photo award
In this photo by John Moore, a 2-year-old Honduran asylum seeker cries as her mother is searched and detained near the U.S.-Mexico border on June 12, 2018 in McAllen, Texas. Photo by John Moore/Getty Images


White House: "we strongly deny that the president has any plans to shoot himself in the foot." 
Trump: *BLAM!*  
- Jeff Tiedrich




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Assange Rips Ecuadorian Embassy On Tripadvisor - Andy Borowitz


Trump May Release Immigrants In Democratic Sanctuary Cities In Retaliation. This May Backfire As Sanctuary Cities Are Known For Their Kindness Towards Immigrants.
President Donald Trump said Friday that he is considering releasing immigrants into so-called sanctuary cities in part to retaliate against Democrats, undercutting earlier denials from his own administration officials.
"Due to the fact that Democrats are unwilling to change our very dangerous immigration laws, we are indeed, as reported, giving strong considerations to placing Illegal Immigrants in Sanctuary Cities only," Trump tweeted.






Imagine having a 5x draft dodger ban you from the military because you’re transgender. - irishygirl tweet


Republican Shenanigans




Trump’s blaming Obama for family separations...and, what the heck, for cheating on Melania! - Stephen Colbert



Ohio Republicans Want Women Barefoot & Pregnant
A bill imposing one of the most stringent abortion restrictions in the nation was signed into law in Ohio on Thursday, banning abortions after a detectable heartbeat in a long-sought victory for abortion opponents that drew an immediate constitutional challenge.











If America is full then shouldn’t birth control and abortion be free and accessible? - Jennifer Gunter





Karen Pence responded after Pete Buttigieg said Mike Pence’s quarrel with him being gay is with his creator: “We need to understand you shouldn’t be attacked for what your religious beliefs are.” 
No, Mother. YOU need to understand that we shouldn’t be attacked for who we love. - George Takei tweet

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If Fox News doesn't host any Democratic debates, how will their viewers know which Democrat they want to vote for? - Stephen Colbert


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I Wonder How The Main Stream Media Is Doing These Days
NBC’s Chuck Todd fired back at Chris Cuomo on Friday after the CNN anchor unfavorably compared him to Jake Tapper, saying “nobody in broadcast television wanted to hire” Cuomo.





Media Condemns Julian Assange For Reckless Exposure Of How They Could Be Spending Their Time  - The Onion


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A lot a people who seemed to have a huge problem with a black president seem perfectly fine with a white king. - LOLGOP




Disney CEO Says Hitler Would've Loved Social Media
Accepting an award for his humanitarian work Wednesday, Disney chairman and CEO Bob Iger attacked social media for its role in spreading hate.
“Hitler would have loved social media," said Iger at the Simon Wiesenthal Center tribute dinner, according to Variety. “It’s the most powerful marketing tool an extremist could ever hope for because by design social media reflects a narrow worldview filtering out anything that challenges our beliefs while constantly validating our convictions and amplifying our deepest fears.”


Americans Fear That Former Trump Staffers Will Be Released Into Their Cities - Andy Borowitz




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Time To Deflate Photo

When it’s cold you can see the song.

Peace.


Thursday, April 11, 2019

Julian Assange Arrested After 7 Years Holed Up In Ecuadorian Embassy

WikiLeaks' Julian Assange has been arrested at the Ecuadorian Embassy
British police entered the Ecuadorian embassy in London Thursday, forcibly removing the WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange on ...

Trump 2016: “I love Wikileaks.”Trump 2019: “I know nothing about Wikileaks.”

Barr takes over, Mueller suddenly finishes.  Three weeks later Assange is arrested. The Mueller report is still not released yet.
Besides Assange’s personal hygiene, does any of that smell funny to you? - Tea Pain


Assange Predicted His Future


The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

BREAKING: WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was arrested in London and extradited to the United States to serve as Donald Trump's Secretary of Homeland Security. - Middle Age Riot


This Does Not Surprise Me One Iota
A man arrested in connection with fires at three historically black Louisiana churches is a law enforcement official's son, according to local reports.








Russia hacked for him 
Assange & Wikileaks leaked for him 
Newscorp shilled for him 
Comey kneecapped HRC for him 
Media nonstop promoted him 
And all along he told us it would be rigged.- John Fugelsang



George Washington Explains Why He Did Not Name Mt Vernon After Himself: 'I'm Not A Narcissistic Asshole' - Andy Borowitz


Republican Shenanigans






[kids are thrown in cages]
GOP: Not our fault. Blame their parents.
[kids are shot in school]
GOP: Nothing we can do.
[women want to have abortions]
GOP: KILL THEM ALL! PROTECT THE BABIES! - OhNoSheTwint





There Is A Remote Possibility That Avenatti & Assange Might Be Cellmates!
Attorney Michael Avenatti has been charged in a 36-count federal indictment alleging he stole millions of dollars from clients, did not pay his taxes, committed bank fraud and lied in bankruptcy proceedings.


Michael Avenatti's big mistake was not being elected president soon. - Simon Maloy

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I never thought I’d find myself saying “That’s the dumbest goddamn thing I’ve ever heard” 53 times a day, but here we are. - Rex Huppke




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Anyone thinking about running for office — don’t let anyone tell you ‘no’. I eat ‘no’ for breakfast. - Kamala Harris




Is Obama's Former White House Counsel In Trouble?
Former White House counsel Greg Craig expects to be indicted within a matter of days, his attorneys said in a statement Wednesday..."This case was thoroughly investigated by the SDNY (Southern District of New York) and that office decided not to pursue charges against Mr. Craig," his attorneys said in a statement. "We expect an indictment by the DC US Attorney's Office at the request of the National Security Division. Mr. Craig is not guilty of any charge and the government's stubborn insistence on prosecuting Mr. Craig is a misguided abuse of prosecutorial discretion."







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Trump's lawyers are fighting the tax return request?! He's had TWO YEARS, not counting his time as a candidate. How long does it take to have your nephew Photoshop "ordinary loan from friend" over all your Russian payouts? - Bette Midler


Retired Pope Blames the 1960s For Pedophile Priests
Pope Benedict XVI has broken his silence in a rare essay on the sex abuse crisis in the Catholic Church, claiming that it was caused in part by the sexual revolution of the 1960s and the liberalization of the church's moral teaching









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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Silly me, I never thought of an African land snail as a pet. Still don't.

Peace.