Friday, March 8, 2019

#BeBreast

President Donald Trump cheered Robert Kraft’s team to Super Bowl victory with founder of spa where he was busted
Seated at a round table littered with party favors and the paper-cutout footballs that have become tradition at his annual Super Bowl Watch Party, President Donald Trump cheered the New England Patriots and his longtime friend, team owner Robert Kraft, to victory over the Los Angeles Rams on Feb. 3....The woman who snapped the blurry Super Bowl selfie with the president was Li Yang, 45, a self-made entrepreneur from China who started a chain of Asian day spas in South Florida. Over the years, these establishments — many of which operate under the name Tokyo Day Spas — have gained a reputation for offering sexual services.


The Miami Herald does it again. The Herald knows the sleazy rich people well because they party in public. Dumb asses.

But really, who among us hasn't taken a selfie with our good friend the brothel founder, at a party thrown for our other good friend, the billionaire sexual predator who was arrested at the brothel, while our wife is god knows where, counting every second until the moment we die. - Jeff Tiedrich




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

What's scarier than socialism?
Nepotism. - Marie Connor


Manafort Is Now Waiting For A Pardon
Former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort was sentenced Thursday to nearly four years in prison for tax and bank fraud related to his work advising Ukrainian politicians, much less than what was called for under sentencing guidelines.





The new Republican party believes white collar criminals deserve no jail time.*
*Tea Pain apologizes for that statement.  Remove the word "collar." - Tea Pain




Republican Shenanigans

On the bright side, Bill Shine will have more time to help his wife spread her pro-measles message. - Schooley tweet


Ken Starr is on CNN talking about how poor pitiable Manafort deserved mercy + compassion, then pivoted smoothly into condemning Monica Lewinsky as a devious manipulative perjurer even at age 21-- & I feel like we've reached a new low to punditry. Happy int'l women's day from @cnn - Molly McKew



Former White House chief of staff John Kelly Thinks The Wall Is A Waste 
Former White House chief of staff John Kelly spoke freely for the first time Wednesday evening about his tenure in President Donald Trump’s administration and broke with the president on immigration and other core issues.





Hey, right wing Christians?  if you support Israel bc Book of Revelation and/or Left Behind books taught you that Jews will be forced during the tribulations to accept Christ or perish, you don't actually support Israel & you're not actually Christian. - John Fugelsang




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Paul Manafort is a traitor who went on a white-collar crime spree but only got 47 months prison time in a country that hands out life sentences to people for a few dime bags of weed. - Adam Best



Rock The Voter News

This whole time Trump has been going on about his duct tape fantasies at the border it turns out the real human traffickers were at Mar-a-Lago. With him. - Adam Parkhomenko





Air Forces Secretary Skedaddles To El Paso 
Air Force Secretary Heather Wilson is resigning to become president of the University of Texas at El Paso, the Pentagon confirmed Friday.
Wilson’s resignation is effective May 31, an Air Force spokesperson said in a statement, adding that “this will allow sufficient time for a smooth transition.”





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If Fox News doesn't host any Democratic debates, how will their viewers know which Democrat they want to vote for? - Stephen Colbert


Business/Tech News



Can we all sue The Trump Organization? . Andy Lassner

Trump Signs Bibles. LOL.
President Trump on Friday signed Bibles for people affected by a string of deadly storms that ripped through Alabama.
The president made the gesture while visiting a Baptist church in Opelika, Ala., that is serving as a disaster relief center.



When threatened, the Pope can spray holy venom up to 25ft. 



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I was without power for four hours. Hence: a thin issue.
The wind storms have been scary this week.


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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Researchers at NOAA Expedition who were onboard the Okeanos Explorer were filming the bed of the ocean near Mariana Trench . They spotted a totally unusual creature suddenly and were shocked when this creature came in the frame. It had a few wiry tentacles and had a cluster of 8 bright and reflective orbs inside its body. Those orbs would come in handy for reading.

Peace.

Thursday, March 7, 2019

U.S. officials made list of reporters, lawyers, activists to question at border

U.S. officials made list of reporters, lawyers, activists to question at border
Several people on the list told NBC News they were questioned at the border as part of what U.S. border agents called a "national security investigation."


Soon, journalists will be receiving combat pay.






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Today will be the last time Paul Manafort will wearing one of his $10,000 suit & $1000 shoes to court where he’s gonna be sentenced for the rest of his life to wear a $15 orange jumpsuit & $10 sneakers for being a crook & traitor to his country that he sold for millions...- MaydayMindy tweet







Saudi Secrecy From Trump's Son-in-law? Imagine What We Don't Know.
Officials and staffers in the U.S. embassy in Riyadh said they were not read in on the details of Jared Kushner’s trip to Saudi Arabia or the meetings he held with members of the country’s Royal Court last week. And that’s causing concern not only in the embassy but also among members of Congress, according to three individuals with direct knowledge of the matter.





The "Far left" wants to give people health insurance, make families citizens & help the poorest people in this nation obtain enough $$ to live a happy life
The "Far Right" wants to run people over with cars, chant "jews will not replace us" & kick brown people out of the country. - Brian Krassenstein


I'm Beginning To Think Trump Doesn't Like Freedom of Speech
President Trump on Wednesday responded to the Democratic National Committee (DNC) refusing to let Fox News host a Democratic primary debate by threatening to “do the same thing” with other networks during the general election. 





Republican Shenanigans

I wish Tim Apple would talk some sense into Howard Starbucks. - Pat Cunnane




Obama joined a growing movement of so-called "schoolers," who contend that Trump never attended school. - Andy Borowitz







The Miami Herald Led The Way To Dish The Dirt On Dershowitz
Alan Dershowitz was accused in federal appeals court of involvement in billionaire Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged sex trafficking ring, The Daily Beast reported Wednesday evening.
The allegations were made before the Second Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals on Wednesday.
The case is over a lawsuit filed by the Miami Herald and thirty other media organizations to unseal documents in a lawsuit by Virginia Roberts Giuffre.










MONDAY: Award-winning journalist Jane Mayer reports that Fox News gave Trump debate questions in advance and then protected him by refusing to run the Stormy Daniels story.  

WEDNESDAY: DC reporters criticize Democrats for not letting Fox host one of their primary debates. -
Jon Favreau 




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What has become of America when a President is motivated to run for re-election to avoid bein’ arrested for multiple felonies? - Tea Pain


Rock The Voter News





Clinton handed GW Bush a healthy economy and no wars. 
GW Bush handed Obama a collapsing economy and 2 raging wars. 
Obama handed Trump a healthy economy and the remnants of GW Bush's 2 wars. 
Trump handed us his stumpy middle finger



My Prediction: Trump Is Going To Have A RKelly Meltdown On FOX 
Trump biographer Tim O’Brien predicts that the next few months are going to be very unpleasant for President Donald Trump, as House Democrats conduct a thorough probe of his personal finances.






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Business/Tech News

Michael Cohen is suing Trump for failure to pay Cohen’s legal fees. So very 2019. - Preet Bharara



Farewell Amazon Pop-Ups, I Hardly Knew Ye
Amazon will close all of its 87 pop-up locations in the U.S. in April, the company said Wednesday. Amazon has pop-ups inside Whole Foods...


Any Catholics out there giving up hating the gays for Lent or is it just ice cream again. - babs tweet







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The Laptop has landed.

YeeHaw

Thank you! 





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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
South Island, New Zealand. Now that's a mountain.

Peace.

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Hillary Responds To Trump's Taunts

Hillary Clinton asks Trump why he's so 'obsessed' with her after announcing no 2020 bid
Some fights never die.
The rivalry between President Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton was on full display once again Tuesday after Trump took to Twitter to comment on the former secretary of state not running for the White House in 2020.


Hillary Clinton eats scandals for breakfast. - Bill Maher





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

All these people suddenly worried about anti-Semitism are gonna freak the f*ck out when they learn that the president of the United States praised new-Nazis AFTER they had killed an American woman. - Adam Parkhomenko








DHS Secretary To Testify That She Didn't Tell Anyone To Kidnap Children
Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen insisted Wednesday the crisis at the southern border is not manufactured...







"Obama divided us by race" just sounds better than "Obama really upset all the racists." - John Fugelsang


Trump Redesigns Flag






After two years of Congress abdicating its constitutional oversight responsibility for overtly partisan reasons, we’ve had two months of oversight of the most corrupt POTUS in history and some pundits who breathlessly covered Benghazi ask if it’s too much. The answer is no. Next. - Walter Shaub


Republican Shenanigans



Wishful Thinking: McConnell Gets Indicted
The Senate majority leader is moving quickly to confirm appointments to the Circuit and District Courts — likely leaving few vacancies for the next potential Democratic president.





boy, Bill Clinton must kicking himself....if he'd simply signed hush-money checks $$$ from WH for Paula Jones, GOP would've forgiven him  - Eric Boehlert







Florida's Goombah Gaetz
...The previous night, Congressman Matt Gaetz had tweeted a missive at Cohen: “Do your wife & father-in-law know about your girlfriends? Maybe tonight would ...


Matt Gaetz Insists Pointing Rifle At Michael Cohen Throughout Testimony Not Witness Intimidation - The Onion





Nobody hates like a Christian who’s just been told their hate isn’t Christian. - John Fugelsang





Trump and Melania spent years calling for President Obama’s birth certificate.  
I want to see Melania’s legal immigration papers. How did she qualify for an Einstein Visa, a visa reserved for immigrants with "extraordinary ability"? - Denzican Grimes

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Very soon there will be more Democrats running for president than people who attended Trump's inauguration. - Randi Mayem Singer


Rock The Voter News




Remember how Hillary melted straight the f*ck down and screamed MCCARTHYISM over endless House investigations? of course you don't. she sat and calmly answered questions for eleven hours—because she hadn't done anything wrong, and she's not an unhinged whiny-ass bloated man-child. - Jeff Tiedrich


Vengeance Shall Be Mine Sayeth The Trump
Republican strategists who have publicly criticized President Donald Trump are getting squeezed out of jobs with GOP candidates.





So what if it turns out that marijuana doesn't really prevent all those diseases and just makes you feel really good? - Kona Lowell


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Business/Tech News

FOX news is trying to clean their image so they have fired Sebastian Gorka, Sheriff David Clarke, and a dancing Swastika over the last week. - Tony Posnanski





Hear, Hear! The Einstein Immigrant Speaketh!
First lady Melania Trump on Tuesday chided the media for its focus on "trivial stories," urging reporters to dedicate the same amount of coverage to the country's opioid epidemic.
Trump spoke at a town hall event in Las Vegas in the final stop on a three-state tour for her "Be Best" campaign



[Jewish grandma walks up to a Catholic person on Ash Wednesday and licks thumb]
Hang on, ya got a little schmutz there. - OhNoSheTwint






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I Found A Laptop!
It is supposed to be delivered this afternoon!
Fingers crossed!
This is for you.


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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo
A teacher found one of his students in the rubble after the tornado in Moore, Oklahoma, in 2013.

Peace.