Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Ex-Trump lawyer Michael Cohen gets prison surrender date delayed

Ex-Trump lawyer Michael Cohen gets prison surrender date delayed 
President Donald Trump's former personal lawyer Michael Cohen, 52, will now have to surrender to prison on May 6 to begin a three-year sentence, ... Michael Cohen was given a two-month extension for his scheduled date


Bezos Says Amazon Drones Ready To Deliver Mueller Report to Every American Household - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

President Vladimir Putin is seriously the worst president since President Dick Cheney. - John Fugelsang





Southern "Bell" Sounds Off On Syria
Senator Lindsey Graham clashed with acting Secretary of Defense Patrick Shanahan during a briefing last weekend regarding Syria, according to NBC News....‘Dumbest f*cking idea’





Remember the major political party that spent 8 years screaming about Sharia Law? Well, you may be shocked to learn they're quite busy these days illegally trying to get Saudi Arabia nuclear weapons. - LOLGOP


Republican Shenanigans





Privilege: Still being out on bail after publishing an image of a federal judge in crosshairs. - Jonathan Allen


Little Sandmann May Regret Making His Life An Open Book
Nick Sandmann, the Covington Catholic High School student who was at the center of a viral confrontation with a Native American elder in Washington, D.C., last month, has sued The Washington Post for $250 million over its coverage of the confrontation.






It's Wednesday, or as I like to call it, Roger Stone's last 24 hours of freedom. - Rick Wilson

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Paper ballots are the smartest, safest way to conduct secure elections and protect from voter manipulation. Russia can’t hack a piece of paper. Our nation needs to be ready to protect our election systems against attacks by foreign powers. Now is the time to prepare. - Kamala Harris


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CNN Gave Us Tucker Carlson, Glenn Beck, Robert Novack, And Now...
CNN’s baffling, self-sabotaging hire of Sarah Isgur.
The network’s new political editor is a former Trump official who has never worked in journalism


CNN has hired as "commentators":
* Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski* Trump campaign staffer and Putin image consultant Michael Caputo* Racist Jeffrey Lord who was fired only after he literally tweeted "sieg hiel"
Of course they hired a Jeff Sessions operative. - Sarah Kendzior





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SCOTUS Bans Excess Fines
In a decision that may curb the rise of financial penalties and property seizures in the U.S. criminal justice system, the Supreme Court on Wednesday for the first time ruled that the U.S. Constitution’s ban on “excess fines” applies to states as well as the federal government.


White House Doctor Says Trump In Excellent Health But Russian Remote-control Implant Needs New Battery - Andy Borowitz





Business/Tech News

British lawmakers called Facebook "digital gangsters." Thank god we're all safe here on Twitter, where nothing unseemly ever happens! - Bette Midler tweet





I Hope This Isn't Rope A Pope
In an effort to deal with the sex scandals rocking the Roman Catholic Church, the Pope has convened an extraordinary summit of bishops in Rome.
This follows his recent, unprompted, admission that priests had exploited nuns as "sex slaves" at a convent in France.





I'll give you this, Amazon: Telling people you're going to Queens and then bailing is one thing New Yorkers can relate to. - Stephen Colbert




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Today the ceilings get painted and the floor poured!



Windows, Doors and Laptop
Fundraiser





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Seceda Mountain, Italy. Now that is a getaway to go skateboarding.

Peace.

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

He's gonna kill us all

Flynn pushed to share nuclear tech with Saudis, report says
Senior White House officials pushed a project to share nuclear power technology with Saudi Arabia despite the objections of ethics and national security officials, according to a new congressional report citing whistleblowers within the administration.


The f*ckery never ends. It just keeps getting revealed soon or later. Unfortunately, mostly later. - Julie






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump



Sarah Huckabee Sanders said that Trump “took the initiative” to award himself the Peace Prize rather than “waiting around” for the Nobel committee, in Oslo, to bestow it on him. - Andy Borowitz





Uh Oh, Michael Cohen Is About To Open The Floodgates
Lanny Davis, the attorney representing former Trump “fixer” Michael Cohen, tells ABC News that his client is ready to reveal what he describes as “chilling” details about his personal experiences with President Donald Trump.


“If he ever tries to get it built (the wall), the American taxpayer will pay for it” - Hillary Clinton in August 2016




Republican Shenanigans

Remember: Andy McCabe had to get his book okay'd by DOJ before publishing. They want the world to know that the Gang of 8 was told, after Comey was fired, that DOJ had a counterintel investigation into Trump - and no one objected because they'd seen the facts. - Randi Doeker






Trump Is Searching For Insulting Names. Really.
President Trump is reportedly working on possible nicknames for his potential 2020 Democratic challengers as the field of potential nominees continues to grow.







Theory: Paul Manafort is the result of scientists trying to make a human Fred Flintstone. - Conan O'Brien






Dukakis announces 2020 bid: Why not, everyone else is. - Andy Borowitz


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Wonder why nobody is telling Bernie he should go knit or spend more time with his grandchildren. - OhNoSheTwint




Hillary Clinton, 70Won 2016 Popular Vote by 2,864,903 
Won 2016 Primaries by 3,708,294 
Media: go away. 
Bernie Sanders, age 77 
Lost 2016 Primaries by 3,708,294 votes 
Media: WELCOME BACK! - Philippe Reines







Roger Stone Stones Himself
Judge Amy Berman Jackson on Tuesday issued a scathing rebuke to Trump ally Roger Stone, who on Monday attacked her as part of a “deep state” conspiracy against President Donald Trump.






If you think Malia Obama drinking rosé at the age of 20 is the worst thing the child of a President has done, just wait until you find out that George HW Bush's son invaded Iraq. - Nick Jack Pappas

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Business/Tech News

Irony is electing a landlord who drives down your country's real estate value. - John Fugelsang





Howard Schultz Should Stick To Flavoring Water
 In an open letter, former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz slammed politicians on the left for "forcing" Amazon to end its planned New York City expansion.


One slow news day. Just one. That’s all I want. - Andy Lassner






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Sandy Layers in Oaxaca, Mexico. Now that's a beach I'd love to take a long walk on for hours.

Peace.

Monday, February 18, 2019

Happy Presidents Day

Japan's PM nominated Trump for Nobel Peace Prize on U.S. request
Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe nominated U.S. President Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize last autumn after receiving a request from the U.S. government to do so, the Asahi newspaper reported on Sunday.


Trump Orders Replica Nobel Peace Prize to Display on His Desk - Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

“I don’t care, I believe Putin.”
The entire Trump presidency in one sentence. - Tea Pain






This Is What Happens When You Diss The FBI
Former acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe outlined on Sunday the reasons top officials decided to open a counterintelligence probe and obstruction of justice investigation into President Donald Trump.
In an interview with CBS' Scott Pelley on "60 Minutes," McCabe said Trump had been speaking in a "derogatory way" about the Russia investigation for weeks, which they viewed as an attempt to "publicly undermine the investigation." He said officials were concerned by the President's "own words."






The only concern I have about Andrew McCabe’s talk of invoking the 25th Amendment is that no one followed through with it. - TDP tweet





Framers of Constitution Never Envisioned President This Stupid, Experts Say - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

FOX: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln - Andy Borowitz


Grifting Off Of Their Own Crimes. How Republican.
People caught up in special counsel Robert Mueller’s Russian electoral interference probe are looking to use their high-profile involvement to earn some money — or potentially pay off their legal bills.





Trump Screams At Pence For Falling Asleep During Emergency - Andy Borowitz

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I miss Obama's scandals.


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The ease with which crazy people in this country can get guns: THAT’s a national emergency. - Stephen King


The Miami Herald Steps Up To The Plate
The Miami Herald on Sunday published the name of every youth killed by guns in the past year as the nation marks the one-year anniversary of the deadly mass shooting at a high school in Parkland, Fla.
The printed list came with a front-page story titled “Since Parkland."






The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. -  Barack Obama




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On Presidents Day, I’d like to thank the Trump family for my awakening. It drove me to see a psychiatrist, unwrap my own personal injuries, write a book, and film a documentary on white privilege. I am awake because of this presidency, and I choose to stay that way. - Chelsea Handler





Business/Tech News

We honor the first 44 presidents on #PresidentsDay.  We’ll honor the 45th one as soon as there’s a #RussianPresidentsDay - Tea Pain





Mueller Subpoenas Witch
Brittany Kaiser, a director of data company Cambridge Analytica, has been subpoenaed as part of special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into possible ties between Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign and Russia


Yogurt is the healthiest food ever packaged in a container that will last 100 years. - Conan O'Brien





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OMG. Aren't you glad that's not you!

Peace.