Monday, February 18, 2019

Happy Presidents Day

Japan's PM nominated Trump for Nobel Peace Prize on U.S. request
Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe nominated U.S. President Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize last autumn after receiving a request from the U.S. government to do so, the Asahi newspaper reported on Sunday.

Trump Orders Replica Nobel Peace Prize to Display on His Desk - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

“I don’t care, I believe Putin.”
The entire Trump presidency in one sentence. - Tea Pain

This Is What Happens When You Diss The FBI
Former acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe outlined on Sunday the reasons top officials decided to open a counterintelligence probe and obstruction of justice investigation into President Donald Trump.
In an interview with CBS' Scott Pelley on "60 Minutes," McCabe said Trump had been speaking in a "derogatory way" about the Russia investigation for weeks, which they viewed as an attempt to "publicly undermine the investigation." He said officials were concerned by the President's "own words."

The only concern I have about Andrew McCabe’s talk of invoking the 25th Amendment is that no one followed through with it. - TDP tweet

Framers of Constitution Never Envisioned President This Stupid, Experts Say - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

FOX: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln - Andy Borowitz

Grifting Off Of Their Own Crimes. How Republican.
People caught up in special counsel Robert Mueller’s Russian electoral interference probe are looking to use their high-profile involvement to earn some money — or potentially pay off their legal bills.

Trump Screams At Pence For Falling Asleep During Emergency - Andy Borowitz


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I miss Obama's scandals.

Rock The Voter News

The ease with which crazy people in this country can get guns: THAT’s a national emergency. - Stephen King

The Miami Herald Steps Up To The Plate
The Miami Herald on Sunday published the name of every youth killed by guns in the past year as the nation marks the one-year anniversary of the deadly mass shooting at a high school in Parkland, Fla.
The printed list came with a front-page story titled “Since Parkland."

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. -  Barack Obama


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On Presidents Day, I’d like to thank the Trump family for my awakening. It drove me to see a psychiatrist, unwrap my own personal injuries, write a book, and film a documentary on white privilege. I am awake because of this presidency, and I choose to stay that way. - Chelsea Handler

Business/Tech News

We honor the first 44 presidents on #PresidentsDay.  We’ll honor the 45th one as soon as there’s a #RussianPresidentsDay - Tea Pain

Mueller Subpoenas Witch
Brittany Kaiser, a director of data company Cambridge Analytica, has been subpoenaed as part of special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into possible ties between Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign and Russia

Yogurt is the healthiest food ever packaged in a container that will last 100 years. - Conan O'Brien



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
OMG. Aren't you glad that's not you!


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