It is better for now. Please send thoughts and prayers that work.
I will be back online tomorrow, PC permitting.
I crave peace right now.
As another government shutdown looms, Nancy Pelosi gets ready to hand Trump his head on a platter: Trump à l'orange. - Paul Solomon
I like how those patriotic Americans who really hate foreigners also tend to hate huge amounts of other Americans. - John Fugelsang
Nothing like a healthy “lock her up” chant more than two-plus years after the 2016 election. Will this go through 2020? - Sam Stein
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote. - Anonymous
We just finished our taxes. We owe $4200 more than usual I guess we needed to pay for some uber rich family’s gas for their Yacht. - Mayday Mindy tweet
My favorite thing about Mark Kelly announcing his candidacy is that he’s a man being referred to as his wife’s husband. - OhNoSheTwint
Only about 1% of abortions happen later in pregnancy—almost always because a woman’s health or life is at risk, or the pregnancy is no longer viable.
Lying about this is dangerous, and a slap in the face to families who face heartbreaking situation. - Hillary Clinton
Last night Trump held another of his Nazi rallies and again told lies about abortion and whipped his dimwit worshipers into a murderous frenzy. one of them jumped into the press pen and attacked a cameraman, so yes please, more hit pieces on Democrats who eat chicken with a fork. - Jeff Tiedrich
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do
they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?" - Anonymous
Happy birthday to Charles Darwin, who would have been 210 today.
210, and extremely disappointed. - TheTweetOfGod
Americans Grateful That National Enquirer Not Threatening To Publish Naked Selfies of Trump - Andy Borowitz
Trust me, the hardest Trump ever works is when he struggles to lift his bloated goldbricking ass up out of the golf cart and waddle the six feet all the way to the tee. - Jeff Tiedrich
[Democrat does something bad]
Democrats: We condemn this.
Republicans: We condemn this.
[Republican does something bad]
Democrats: We condemn this.Republicans: Your guy did it too. - OhNoSheTwint
HUMANS: Dear God make it stop! Trump’s not funny anymore!
GOD: Let there be ...Peckergate. - John Fugelsang
My mother was a pioneering breast cancer researcher and I learned from her just how important it is to lift up and empower women and girls in science, who are often underrepresented there and in other STEM fields. - Kamala Harris
So grateful I grew up in the 70s when d*ck pics had to be developed at the drug store by a guy named Jim. - Conan O'Brien
Bezos Scandal Makes Pence Grateful He Has Never Gotten Naked - Andy Borowitz
Oh, I know you're already steaming, Donald Trump, but I also want to remind you that your *actual* net worth is rounding error for Jeff Bezos. - Rick Wilson