Monday, February 11, 2019

Saudi collusion may nail Trump before Russian collusion

Saudi Named in Report on Khashoggi Murder Becomes U.A.E. Envoy
The former head of a Saudi-owned broadcaster has been sworn in as the kingdom’s ambassador to the United Arab Emirates, days after the New York Times reported that Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman had told him he might use “a bullet” on Jamal Khashoggi.

13 years ago, today, the Vice President of the United States shot someone in the face. 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Americans Grateful That National Enquirer Not Threatening To Publish Naked Selfies of Trump - Andy Borowitz

I'd Love To Know Who Leaked Trump's Daily Schedule.
President Donald Trump was furious after Axios last week published three months of his schedules that had been leaked, exposing him as possibly the laziest and least-engaged president in American history.

Trust me, the hardest Trump ever works is when he struggles to lift his bloated goldbricking ass up out of the golf cart and waddle the six feet all the way to the tee. - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

[Democrat does something bad] 
Democrats: We condemn this. 
Republicans: We condemn this. 
[Republican does something bad] 
Democrats: We condemn this.Republicans: Your guy did it too. - OhNoSheTwint

Trump Wants Democrats To Have Fun During Looming Shutdown Crisis
President Donald Trump bizarrely urged Democrats to “loosen up and have some fun” an hour after calling them “crazy.”

HUMANS: Dear God make it stop! Trump’s not funny anymore!
GOD: Let there be ...Peckergate. - John Fugelsang


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My mother was a pioneering breast cancer researcher and I learned from her just how important it is to lift up and empower women and girls in science, who are often underrepresented there and in other STEM fields. - Kamala Harris

Rock The Voter News

Gag Roger Stone, Already!
Longtime Trump ally Roger Stone now believes special counsel Robert Mueller’s probe is part of an elaborate conspiracy to get Hillary Clinton into the White House.

So grateful I grew up in the 70s when d*ck pics had to be developed at the drug store by a guy named Jim. - Conan O'Brien


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Bezos Scandal Makes Pence Grateful He Has Never Gotten Naked - Andy Borowitz

Business/Tech News

Sibling Rivalry?
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos suspected that his mistress’ brother was the source of the leaked photos sold to the National Enquirer. The wealthiest man in the world wasn’t far off, according to a new report from The Daily Beast.

Oh, I know you're already steaming, Donald Trump, but I also want to remind you that your *actual* net worth is rounding error for Jeff Bezos. - Rick Wilson


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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Look Ma, no hands!


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