Thursday, February 7, 2019

New Trump rules make it easier for U.S. gun makers to sell overseas

New Trump rules make it easier for U.S. gun makers to sell overseas
Semi-automatic weapons, flamethrowers and even some grenades will become easier for U.S. weapons manufacturers to export overseas under new rules being put in place by the Trump administration and obtained by NBC News.


Under Donald Trump's leadership, Republicans are working diligently to unite all Americans.
Except for Democrats, Muslims, Latinos, African Americans, Jews, intellectuals, climate scientists, all scientists, veterans, women, gays, trans people, poor people, the press, and you. - Middle Age Riot twee





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Study shows 10% of US college grads think Judge Judy is on the Supreme Ct.Putin, you're trying too hard. - John Fugelsang




Pelosi Says No Shutdown Will Happen
Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) predicted in a new interview that Republican leaders in Congress would not support another partial government shutdown over funding for President Trump's plans to build a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border.







Republican Shenanigans

Matt Gaetz is what happens when you let drunk Jesus take the wheel and he crashes into a tanker truck full of Axe body spray. - Marie Connor




I can understand why the idea of meaningful oversight terrifies the President. Several of his close associates are going to jail, others await trial, and criminal investigations continue. 
We’re going to do our job and won’t be distracted or intimidated by threats or attacks. - Rep. Adam Schiff





What Is Wrong With Cindy McCain?
Phoenix police on Wednesday disputed Cindy McCain's account of human trafficking at an Arizona airport. McCain had told local news station KTAR on Monday that she intervened at Sky Harbor International Airport last week when she spotted a woman with a child of a “different ethnicity. ” “I went over to the police and told them what I saw and they went over and questioned her and, by God, she was trafficking that kid,”


I commend Cindy McCain on remaining vigilant about human trafficking.
I mean, if we aren't careful, some large agency could start taking immigrant children from their parents at the border. - Nick Jack Pappas





At this morning's National Prayer Breakfast, Trump expressed his thanks for their willingness to believe anything. - Tea Pain


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Black history month is one month a year and white people still found a way to make it more about them. - Chelsea Handler


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We should probably celebrate black history month in March also. We’re screwing this one up pretty proper. - Dusty Giebel





At Least Pope Francis Is Trying To Clean Up The Church. Good Luck.
“When a sister becomes pregnant, the priest insists that she have an abortion,’’ a report noted. ‘‘The sister is usually dismissed from her congregation while the priest is often only moved to another parish — or sent for studies.”


Just a reminder that no woman is or has ever been moments from giving birth and decides “You know what? I want an abortion. I forgot that was an option until now." - Paul Tompkins

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I've been wondering what that special place in hell looks like, for those who promoted #Brexit, without even a sketch of a plan how to carry it out safely. - Donald Tusk, EU President

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Who OK'd This Sweater In The First Place?
Gucci pulled a sweater that resembled blackface and released an apology after many people wrote to the company in outrage over the racist....






Unfortunately, my threat to "never wear Gucci" is tempered by that fact that I've never worn Gucci. - Laurie Kilmartin 




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Time To Deflate Photo

A Chinese satellite currently in lunar orbit snapped this grainy image of the far side of the Moon, with a tiny Earth hanging out in the background. There we are.

Peace.

Wednesday, February 6, 2019

Like A Boss

The world reacts to Trump's State of the Union
President Donald Trump's 2019 State of the Union address got the world talking with social media reacting to key takeaways and memorable moments during the speech.


Fact-checker Collapses From Exhaustion Thirty Seconds Into State of the Union - LOLGOP






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A professional bully exploiting a child to highlight the plight of those named Trump just so that he can inhale some second-hand sympathy is the Mona f*cking Lisa of malignant narcissism. - Jon Zal tweet


Meanwhile, Mueller Is Busy Connecting More Russian Dots
Recent court filings suggest special counsel Robert Mueller is planning to indict additional Russians for crimes related to 2016 election interference.






The next President should know the difference between Medicare and Medicaid, between climate and weather, and between right and wrong. - Brian Schatz

Republican Shenanigans




Trump Unable To Stop Caravan Of Democratic Women Invading Washington - Andy Borowitz

Schiff Postpones Michael Cohen Testimony To Further Torture Trump
Testimony from President Donald Trump’s former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen, before the House Intelligence Committee this week has been delayed, Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) announced Wednesday.
“In the interests of the investigation, Michael Cohen’s testimony has been postponed until February 28th,” Schiff, the chairman of the committee, said in a brief statement.


The most diverse part of the Republican side is their ties 
- Full Frontal tweet


The loudest applause of the night from Republican men was about controlling women’s bodies. - Adam Best

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1980's Virginians Partied Like It Was 1880
Virginia's Democratic attorney general says he wore blackface at a college party in 1980, deepening state scandal



As a white person, I feel like I lived a very different life in the 1980s than these people. - Rex Huppke




How ‘bout this? We let everybody who is running for president be president for a day. - Conan O'Brien

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Trump just actually talked about "squandering a great inheritance." Which is technically what got him into money laundering in the first place.  #SOTU - John Fugelsang





This Is The Part Where Don Jr. Is Too Cocky To Realize That He Lied To Congress
The House Intelligence Committee has voted to send more than 50 interview transcripts from its now-closed Russia investigation to special counsel Robert Mueller





I love that feeling where you’re not totally sure if your anxiety isn’t actually a heart attack. - Andy Lassner



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Time To Deflate Photo

Excuse me, do you have any fish?

Peace.

Tuesday, February 5, 2019

I wonder if Sarah Sanders will be subpoenaed

Sarah Sanders: Corruption in Trump’s inauguration has ‘nothing to do with the White House’
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders on Tuesday said that any corrupt activities surrounding President Donald Trump’s inauguration had “nothing to do with the Trump White House.”

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Proofreads State Of The Union One Last Time To Remove Any Remaining Facts - Andy Borowitz




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Trump said Mexico is “worse than Afghanistan” but I don’t think anyone is getting drunk on a beach in Afghanistan…So, there's that. - Chelsea Handler





Barbarians At The U.S. Gate
Saudi Arabia and its coalition gave al Qaeda, Salafi militias and other factions in Yemen weapons that were produced by the United States, CNN reported Monday.
The weapons have also reportedly been captured by Iranian-backed rebels groups fighting the coalition in Yemen, meaning they may be reverse-engineered for intelligence.


When Trump said "Nancy Pelosi is bad for the country," the country he was referring to was Russia. - Andy Borowitz




Republican Shenanigans

When is the STFU address? - Tim Hanlon







Eric Trump On PR Tour For Ivanka
President Trump's son Eric Trump on Tuesday said his sister Ivanka Trump "has done more for women than probably anyone in Washington, D.C."








Pelosi should just slip on her sunglasses halfway through the speech. - Schooley





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Every politician who’s ever worn blackface needs to resign.  
Also every politician who’s ever defended white supremacist monuments and flags.   
Oh also every politician or broadcaster who ever questioned the 1st black president’s citizenship.   

Am I right #maga ? - John Fugelsang




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#RalphNortham should resign for that God awful press conference alone.


Sadism Is The New Empathy!
"These are children who were ripped from their parents arms...and now the government is saying, 'well, maybe the children don't  really want to see the parents anymore'... It's a stunning argument," Lee Gelernt, of ACLU's Immigrants' Rights Project, says





1984 was supposed to be a futuristic novel. Turns out it was the year bunch of politicians did stupid sh*t that would cost them their job 35 years later. - Tim Hanlon



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American women today are 50% more likely to die in childbirth than their own mothers. Let's not mince words. The loss of reproductive freedom means more dead women. - Hillary Clinton




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FUN FACT:  If it has Trump's name on it and it's not already bankrupt, it's under criminal investigation. - Tea Pain tweet






I Blame Russia
The north magnetic pole has been drifting so fast that it could be a problem for smartphone maps and navigation systems



Why does Trump spray-tan?
Because he doesn’t get enough sunlight standing in Obama’s shadow.



Proofreader needed on Aisle 4!

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My transparent roof is coming to fruition.



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Time To Deflate Photo
What a beautiful family. I love the puppies' ears!

Peace.