Tuesday, February 5, 2019

I wonder if Sarah Sanders will be subpoenaed

Sarah Sanders: Corruption in Trump’s inauguration has ‘nothing to do with the White House’
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders on Tuesday said that any corrupt activities surrounding President Donald Trump’s inauguration had “nothing to do with the Trump White House.”

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Proofreads State Of The Union One Last Time To Remove Any Remaining Facts - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump said Mexico is “worse than Afghanistan” but I don’t think anyone is getting drunk on a beach in Afghanistan…So, there's that. - Chelsea Handler

Barbarians At The U.S. Gate
Saudi Arabia and its coalition gave al Qaeda, Salafi militias and other factions in Yemen weapons that were produced by the United States, CNN reported Monday.
The weapons have also reportedly been captured by Iranian-backed rebels groups fighting the coalition in Yemen, meaning they may be reverse-engineered for intelligence.

When Trump said "Nancy Pelosi is bad for the country," the country he was referring to was Russia. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

When is the STFU address? - Tim Hanlon

Eric Trump On PR Tour For Ivanka
President Trump's son Eric Trump on Tuesday said his sister Ivanka Trump "has done more for women than probably anyone in Washington, D.C."

Pelosi should just slip on her sunglasses halfway through the speech. - Schooley


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Every politician who’s ever worn blackface needs to resign.  
Also every politician who’s ever defended white supremacist monuments and flags.   
Oh also every politician or broadcaster who ever questioned the 1st black president’s citizenship.   

Am I right #maga ? - John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

#RalphNortham should resign for that God awful press conference alone.

Sadism Is The New Empathy!
"These are children who were ripped from their parents arms...and now the government is saying, 'well, maybe the children don't  really want to see the parents anymore'... It's a stunning argument," Lee Gelernt, of ACLU's Immigrants' Rights Project, says

1984 was supposed to be a futuristic novel. Turns out it was the year bunch of politicians did stupid sh*t that would cost them their job 35 years later. - Tim Hanlon


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American women today are 50% more likely to die in childbirth than their own mothers. Let's not mince words. The loss of reproductive freedom means more dead women. - Hillary Clinton

Business/Tech News

FUN FACT:  If it has Trump's name on it and it's not already bankrupt, it's under criminal investigation. - Tea Pain tweet

I Blame Russia
The north magnetic pole has been drifting so fast that it could be a problem for smartphone maps and navigation systems

Why does Trump spray-tan?
Because he doesn’t get enough sunlight standing in Obama’s shadow.

Proofreader needed on Aisle 4!


My transparent roof is coming to fruition.


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
What a beautiful family. I love the puppies' ears!


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