Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Pelosi invites Trump to give State of the Union address on February 5

Pelosi invites Trump to give State of the Union address on February 5
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., on Monday invited President Trump to deliver the State of the Union address on February 5.


Roger Stone says Mueller will “charge Trump and Pence with collusion, then make Nancy Pelosi President. Pelosi will appoint Hillary VP, then step aside.
This might be the first good idea Roger ever had. - Tea Pain tweet




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Taliban Agrees To Peace Deal Despite Concerns About America’s Human-Rights Record - The Onion



Another "Fredo"
Special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation is "close to being completed," Acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker said Monday. Speaking at his first press conference since taking over the Justice Department in November 2018, Whitaker also said he has been "fully briefed" on Mueller's probe.










Do you ever think about how weird it is that the secretary of education is a billionaire whose brother owns a private army? - Molly tweet




Republican Shenanigans

The video of Federal agents swarming in to arrest #RogerStone was so satisfying!  Almost as satisfying as the one playing in my head, of Stephen Miller tripping and falling into a hole full of starving migrants. - Bette Midler






Gag Me With A Waterboard
The hawkish House Republican with a famous last name is seen as a possible senator or even speaker of the House.


I'm just super-tickled to learn that the guy who cheated on his first wife with his second and cheated on her with his third and cheated on her with a porn actress and lied about paying hush money and then said the hush money payments were legal says that Bible study is important. - Jeff Tiedrich





Those Sneaky Mexicans...
Mexico posted its highest trade surplus on record in December despite efforts by President Trump to close that gap by redoing Nafta


I sure hope Mexico sends that check by February 15. - Justin Amash tweet

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Pelosi is going to have to add Trump to her disclosure forms where it asks for a list of assets she owns. - Adam Parkhomenko


I bet they'll do a better job than Trey Gowdy
 It's known as "the theater committee" for its high profile, high-drama role investigating President Donald Trump's White House. And now, five of the fieriest Democratic freshmen in the House are players on that stage.






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"If women could sleep their way to the top, there would be a lot more women at the top." --Gloria Steinem

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Howard Schultz on Trump: "No one wants to see him fired more than me." Joy Behar: "And no one wants to see you run more than him."


Trump could have built his wall with the 6 billion in aid he gave farmers for his stupid tariff debacle
U.S. Department of Agriculture has paid out $5.94 billion as of Jan. 28 to farmers, a representative said on Monday, in aid designed to offset the negative impact of tariff imposition.




Thanks to Trump, now we have to Make America Again. - Stephen Colbert







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Fiordland National Park, in the southwest of New Zealand’s South Island.
Magnificent. You can see the bottom of the lake.

Peace.


Monday, January 28, 2019

Trump latest distraction: Teach Bible Study In Public Schools

Trump kicks off the week by pushing ‘Bible literacy classes’
President Donald Trump, fresh off an embarrassing loss on the shutdown and his wall to Speaker Nancy Pelosi, is turning his attention from the Southern border to an entirely different topic: religion.


The only reason you're president is that 62 million self-described Christians were completely illiterate about Jesus' teachings.

Every time Trump mentions the Bible an angel coughs up blood. - John Fugelsang






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Last week felt like a month.




Profiling Fail By ICE
Libyan comedian Mohanad Elshieky revealed on Twitter that he was pulled aside by ICE agents attempting to “raid” a Greyhound bus on its way from Spokane, Washington to Portland, Oregon.











Pelosi Refuses To Return Trump’s Testicles. - Andy Borowitz


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Donald Trump is going to be the first president to have a prison wing named after him. - Tim Hanlon


Trump Revels In Trashing Past Presidents? WTF?
President Donald Trump has invited “hundreds, if not thousands” of guests to tour private areas of the White House, according to a new book, and frequently makes crass or demeaning comments about his predecessors. 





At what point does not impeaching the president become treason?- Middle Age Riot tweet


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Pelosi Sends Trump LEGO Wall for Desk as Consolation Prize - Andy Borowitz




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Hillary: I’m not running.
Random person: Hillary says she hasn’t ruled out running.
Fox News: PRESIDENT HILLARY CLINTON ANNOUNCES REELECTION BID WITH THE CARAVAN AS HER VP PICK! - OhNoSheTwint





Tom Brokaw? TOM BROKAW?
Former "NBC Nightly News" anchor Tom Brokaw tweeted Sunday that he regrets saying on "Meet the Press" that Hispanics should "work harder ...


Opponents of Family Separation Urge Trump And Don Jr. To Be Jailed Together. - Andy Borowitz




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Russians Involved In Trump Campaign Hold Reunion - Andy Borowitz

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As I see it, now that the government is temporarily open again, that gives the FBI just three weeks to arrest Trump and every member of his family. - Andy Borowitz





Trump Doesn't Get Along With American Billionaires, Only Russian Billionaires It Seems
President Donald Trump on Monday ripped former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz, saying the business titan "doesn't have the 'guts' to run for President!" "Watched him on @ 60Minutes last night and I agree with him that he is not the 'smartest person,'" Trump wrote.


A lot of white people need to work harder at assimilating into the human race. - TheTweetOfGod




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The fallen banana tree says...

Construction began yesterday and completion of the house shell/floor is projected to occur in 21 days.
I am so excited!!




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Boneyard Falls, Australia. We don't have to guess how it got its name.

Peace.


Friday, January 25, 2019

Witch #6 arrested

Roger Stone arrested in Mueller investigation
The White House insists the charges of lying to congressional investigators and witness tampering "don’t have anything to do with the president."

Speaker Pelosi on Roger Stone indictment:
"It is very interesting to see the kinds of people that the president of the United States has surrounded himself with."




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White House On Lockdown After Television Is Hurled Out Window - Andy Borowitz

Trump Caves To Pelosi! Opens Government!
The president announced on Friday that he’d sign a short-term spending bill without money for the wall. ... The legislation would fund the government through February 15, on the condition that lawmakers continue negotiations on border security and Trump’s border wall demands 






Was There Fisticuffs Involved?
Frustrated GOP senators read Vice President Pence the riot act at a closed-door meeting Thursday, telling him the partial government shutdown needs to end soon, according to lawmakers in the room.


"FBI, open the door!"
"Hold on, I need to put on my spats, morning coat, and jaunty top hat." - Rick Wilson




Fun Fact: Roger Stone is being processed at the same courthouse I gave my We Call BS speech almost a year ago.  Sometimes the universe has a funny sense of humor :-) - Emma González, Parkland High School shooting survivor


Channeling Nixon. How Apropos.



Republican Shenanigans

Trump furious that FBI not stopped by shutdown - Andy Borowitz


Can Ivanka, Don Jr., Eric or Jared Be Indicted Next?
Former CIA director John Brennan predicted more indictments would be coming soon in special counsel Robert Mueller’s probe — and he suggested those could include members of President Donald Trump’s family.





Trump was too scared to give Pelosi a nickname, and then she cancelled his SOTU address. Congratulations to Neuterin’ Nancy! - Stephen Colbert

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FBI Director Dresses Down Trump
FBI Director Christopher Wray, handpicked by President Donald Trump to replace Jim Comey, has just publicly released a video expressing his anger over the federal government shutdown, while verbalizing his support and empathy for what his employees are having to go through.


What happens when Trump barricades himself in the Situation Room with the nuclear codes and demands a trillion dollars or he incinerates Paris? - driftglass tweet

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Business/Tech News


"Secretary Ross, they've just shut down LaGuardia Airport to incoming flights.""Why is that a problem?  People can always fly into Signature at Teterboro.  That's what I always do.  It's better for them even.  Because they let your chauffeur pull up right to the plane."- David Rothkopf






Amazon Delivery Robots On The Move!
Amazon is bringing delivery robots to the streets of Snohomish County.
The Seattle-based online shopping giant says it started to test the self-driving robots Wednesday that can bring Amazon packages to shoppers' doorsteps.


Doesn’t seem like the wall around Roger Stone’s house did much to stop the caravan of FBI agents.- Andy Lassner




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Drive-in liquor store, Los Angeles, 1949. I wonder why it didn't catch on.

Peace.