Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Day 26 of the shutdown

Kremlin says 'stupid' to suggest Trump a Russian agent
A top Kremlin aide on Wednesday dismissed as ridiculous claims that US President Donald Trump has acted as an agent for Russia amid mounting controversy over his alleged ties to Moscow.


Intel. 101: 
Whose job is it to detect and to remove a Russian mole? 
The F.B.I. 
Who is paranoid about the F.B.I.? 
A Russian mole. - Richard W. Painter




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

On a day when US troops are reported killed in Syria, Mike Pence declares at State: "ISIS has been defeated." - Michelle Kosinski, CNN


Surprise. Surprise. Those Republicans Unaffiliated With Russia Step Up To The Plate.
The Republican-led U.S. Senate voted on Tuesday to advance a resolution disapproving of a Trump administration plan to ease sanctions on Russian companies tied to Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska, clearing the way for debate and a vote on the plan.
The result marked a rare break from President Donald Trump. Eleven of Trump's fellow Republicans joined Democrats to vote 57-42 in favor of a motion to proceed to the resolution of disapproval.





[Trumps shoots a person on Fifth Avenue] 
Rudy Giuliani: "is murder even a crime? I'm not sure it is" 
Mitch McConnell: *crickets* 
NBC internal memo: "don't refer to it as murder" 
Maggie Haberman: "to be fair, it was only one person" 
William Barr: "I am unfamiliar with this story" - Jeff Tiedrich



Russians Are Coming Out Of The Woodwork And Prison
An imprisoned model from Belarus who claimed last year she had evidence of Russian involvement in helping elect Donald Trump president has told Russian media she can't wait to be released. Anastasia Vashukevich, who has been in a Thai prison since February last year, was given a suspended sentenced Tuesday and ordered to be deported after she pleaded guilty to soliciting and conspiracy.







Republican Shenanigans

I hope everyone is starting to get over their anger at shaving products today. - Andy Lassner




Pelosi Puts Trump In The Time Out Corner
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has sent a letter to President Trump asking to move the day of the State of the Union address or deliver it in writing, citing security concerns from the ongoing government shutdown


If Trump now reopens Govt, he visibly surrenders to Pelosi.
If Trump keeps Govt closed, he bleeds support faster. Workers miss next paycheck, air travel delays, govt services fail, and economy stalls.
Trump built the trap and walked into it. Pelosi just locked it behind him. - David Frum




Looking forward to "Donald Trump's EXCLUSIVE State of the INCREDIBLE Union Address Show," live-streamed on Stormfront ($50 one-time fee applies) and brought to you by Trump Steaks. - Rex Huppke




Karen Pence teaches art at a parochial school which bans gay teachers, gay students and gay subject matter. The scariest part of all this is the idea of Karen Pence teaching art. - Paul Rudnick

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Karen Pence is teaching at a school that bans gay employees and kids. Really makes you miss Dr. Jill Biden, also an educator, who used her Second Lady role to advocate for safe schools for LGBTQ students. - Adam Best




Unlucky 7
A day after congressional Democrats declined to meet with President Donald Trump over ending the government shutdown, at least seven House Democrats attended a White House meeting Wednesday aimed at reopening the government that has been partially closed for more than three weeks.





WOMEN: Treat us like humans. 
MEN: You’re being sensitive and irrational. 
GILLETTE: Men, we can be better. 
MEN: *PTERODACTYL SCREAM* - Solomon Georgio tweet

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It is not possible to cheer on Donald Trump unless you reject almost every teaching of Jesus.  If this makes you angry, find a teaching of Christ that DT has fought for.The only things Trump has in common w/Jesus is they both hung out with hookers & used ghostwriters. - John Fugelsang


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Trump A$$ Ki$$ers Are Everywhere!
T-Mobile signed a mega-merger that needs the Trump Administration's OK.
The next day, staff at Trump's DC hotel were told: we've got 9 high-level T-Mobile execs checking in.


Did you hear about the war between the conservatives and liberals? The conservatives threw sticks of dynamite at the liberals. The liberals lit the sticks of dynamite and threw them back



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Bald Eagles just hanging out in Alaska.

Peace.

Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Day 25 of the government shutdown

Government shutdown day 25: Trump says he will 'never back down'
What's up with the partial government shutdown on Day 25: ...Trump digging in for a fight, declaring he will “never ever back down

Kremlin names Trump Employee of the Month. - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

In the 1640's the Dutch inhabitants of New Amsterdam built a 12' wall to keep the bad guys out.  The British ignored the wall and took New Amsterdam by sea. It's now called New York. They took down the wall and built a street. It's called Wall St.





Drone Wars On The Horizon?
Federal regulators announced plans Monday to change rules to allow drone operators to fly their unmanned aerial vehicles over populated areas and at night, without having to get special permits


So hard going through the airport today. I looked into the eyes of our workers who deserve better. A TSA officer said: "Don't stop fighting. Keep it up." I broke down & felt the weight of the responsibility on me. I will never become numb to the human impact. We must end this.- Rep. Rashida Tlaib





Trump's slurred speech tied to low battery in Putin's remote. - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

If I didn't already know that Laura Loomer was white, I would have guessed it after you told me that she jumped a fence and trespassed on someone's private property, went up to the front door and tried to open it and the cops let her walk away un-arrested and in fact still alive. - Jeff Tiedrich




William Barr claims "I will act with the same integrity as I did with the George H. W. Bush administration."
That's the problem.  Barr advocated the pardonin' of every scoundrel in the Iran-Contra scandal. - Tea Pain








GOP Senate Blocks Reopening Government 
Senate Republicans blocked a House-passed package to reopen the federal government for a second time in as many weeks on Tuesday.







William Barr assures the American people he will bravely let the Mueller probe continue until the day he advises Trump to pardon everyone who's been convicted and they all walk away clean like in good 'ol '92. - John Fugelsang



I'd like 600 hamberders, 300 freedom fries, and a diet coke with extra ice.

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Trump now has the longest government shutdown in history and he wants you to know it's also the thickest. - John Fugelsang


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Chuck Schumer Honestly Pretty Amazed He Hasn’t Caved Yet - The Onion






I Wonder If Covfefe Was Served With Hamberders
Fast food aficionado President Trump claimed Tuesday he bought more than 1000 “hamberders” for the Clemson Tigers college football team, ...







Oh no! My hamberder meat has e-collie. - Crutnacker tweet




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Trump's mafia name is Donny Burgers - Jeff Tiedrich





Business/Tech News

No real billionaire needs to tell people that he paid for fast food. - Andy Lassner




Something Else For Trumpsters To Destroy
The razor company's short film, called Believe, plays on their famous slogan "The best a man can get", replacing it with "The best men can be".
The company says it wants men to hold each other "accountable".
Some have praised the message of the advert, which aims to update the company's 30-year-old tagline, but others say Gillette is "dead" to them.


We need to get past this stupid fast food thing so we can get back to [checks notes] bickering over disposable razor ads. - PopeHat tweet






Laughter is much more important than applause. Applause is almost a duty. Laughter is a reward. - Carol Channing who passed away today at the age of 97



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Manicured rice paddies in Sa Pa, Vietnam.

Peace.

Monday, January 14, 2019

If Trump isn't a Russian agent, he's sure doing a good imitation of one

TRUMP REPORTEDLY CONFISCATED INTERPRETER’S NOTES TO KEEP PUTIN MEETING DETAILS SECRET
Just days after a bombshell report revealed that the F.B.I. investigated whether President Trump was working on behalf of Russian interests, more troubling details have emerged. Renewed scrutiny of five meetings Trump has held with Russian president Vladimir Putin has revealed surprising efforts to suppress any record of conversations between the two leaders—including Trump personally confiscating an interpreter’s notes.


Can an entire party be guilty of obstruction of justice? - Schooley tweet





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China used to be rather infamous for its long but ineffective wall and its big problem with opioids.
But sure, MAGA. - George Takei





Trump Ushers In Airport Insecurity
An airline passenger carried a gun through the TSA checkpoint at Atlanta’s airport and carried it all the way through to his overseas destination, according to a report from Channel 2 Action News.


If US politicians really wanted undocumented immigration to end, they'd start locking up the Americans who hire them.  The demand for undocumented labor would swiftly end. They never talk about that.  There's a giant "Help Wanted" sign at our border and it's not coming down. - John Fugelsang





Republican Shenanigans

Let me be clear, if the Republican Party won’t see to remove Chris Collins or Duncan Hunter from Congress, who are both currently under criminal indictments for insider trading and fraud, they won’t be removing Steve King after his endorsement of White Supremacy. - Ricky Davila






Peaches?
President Trump: "This is where I ask the Democrats to come back to Washington and to vote for money for the wall, the barrier, whatever you want to call it, it's okay with me. They can name it whatever they can -- name it Peaches." 






Looks like a lot of America has already built a wall…around their hearts.  (Conan drops mic, ascends to heaven) - Conan O'Brien




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Imagine if in 2016 the New York Times had informed its readers about Trump's fake charity or scam university or laundered Russian mob money, instead of nursing its 25-year-long grudge against Hillary Clinton. - Jeff Tiedrich


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No matter how you feel about her, Hillary warned us. 
Over and over. - Andy Lassner





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There are more people in the Kremlin than in Washington who know what Trump said to Putin. - Tom Nichols




Business/Tech News

It’s mind blowing to watch as the press catches up to the Russia story like, “Can you BELIEVE all this happened?” when Hillary Clinton screamed it from the rooftops while the press ignored her and wrote about emails. - Mikel Jollett








Trump Mocks Man Over Divorce
President Trump on Sunday night mocked Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos as "Jeff Bozo" in a tweet slamming The Washington Post, which Bezos owns.








Too bad this isn't true.



“Don’t you love the Oxford Dictionary? When I first read it, I thought it was a really really long poem about everything.” ― David Bowie




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I love this photo of an Alaskan Malamute and an Orlovsky Trotter having a staring contest.

Peace.