Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Day 26 of the shutdown

Kremlin says 'stupid' to suggest Trump a Russian agent
A top Kremlin aide on Wednesday dismissed as ridiculous claims that US President Donald Trump has acted as an agent for Russia amid mounting controversy over his alleged ties to Moscow.

Intel. 101: 
Whose job is it to detect and to remove a Russian mole? 
The F.B.I. 
Who is paranoid about the F.B.I.? 
A Russian mole. - Richard W. Painter

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

On a day when US troops are reported killed in Syria, Mike Pence declares at State: "ISIS has been defeated." - Michelle Kosinski, CNN

Surprise. Surprise. Those Republicans Unaffiliated With Russia Step Up To The Plate.
The Republican-led U.S. Senate voted on Tuesday to advance a resolution disapproving of a Trump administration plan to ease sanctions on Russian companies tied to Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska, clearing the way for debate and a vote on the plan.
The result marked a rare break from President Donald Trump. Eleven of Trump's fellow Republicans joined Democrats to vote 57-42 in favor of a motion to proceed to the resolution of disapproval.

[Trumps shoots a person on Fifth Avenue] 
Rudy Giuliani: "is murder even a crime? I'm not sure it is" 
Mitch McConnell: *crickets* 
NBC internal memo: "don't refer to it as murder" 
Maggie Haberman: "to be fair, it was only one person" 
William Barr: "I am unfamiliar with this story" - Jeff Tiedrich

Russians Are Coming Out Of The Woodwork And Prison
An imprisoned model from Belarus who claimed last year she had evidence of Russian involvement in helping elect Donald Trump president has told Russian media she can't wait to be released. Anastasia Vashukevich, who has been in a Thai prison since February last year, was given a suspended sentenced Tuesday and ordered to be deported after she pleaded guilty to soliciting and conspiracy.

Republican Shenanigans

I hope everyone is starting to get over their anger at shaving products today. - Andy Lassner

Pelosi Puts Trump In The Time Out Corner
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has sent a letter to President Trump asking to move the day of the State of the Union address or deliver it in writing, citing security concerns from the ongoing government shutdown

If Trump now reopens Govt, he visibly surrenders to Pelosi.
If Trump keeps Govt closed, he bleeds support faster. Workers miss next paycheck, air travel delays, govt services fail, and economy stalls.
Trump built the trap and walked into it. Pelosi just locked it behind him. - David Frum

Looking forward to "Donald Trump's EXCLUSIVE State of the INCREDIBLE Union Address Show," live-streamed on Stormfront ($50 one-time fee applies) and brought to you by Trump Steaks. - Rex Huppke

Karen Pence teaches art at a parochial school which bans gay teachers, gay students and gay subject matter. The scariest part of all this is the idea of Karen Pence teaching art. - Paul Rudnick


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Rock The Voter News

Karen Pence is teaching at a school that bans gay employees and kids. Really makes you miss Dr. Jill Biden, also an educator, who used her Second Lady role to advocate for safe schools for LGBTQ students. - Adam Best

Unlucky 7
A day after congressional Democrats declined to meet with President Donald Trump over ending the government shutdown, at least seven House Democrats attended a White House meeting Wednesday aimed at reopening the government that has been partially closed for more than three weeks.

WOMEN: Treat us like humans. 
MEN: You’re being sensitive and irrational. 
GILLETTE: Men, we can be better. 
MEN: *PTERODACTYL SCREAM* - Solomon Georgio tweet


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It is not possible to cheer on Donald Trump unless you reject almost every teaching of Jesus.  If this makes you angry, find a teaching of Christ that DT has fought for.The only things Trump has in common w/Jesus is they both hung out with hookers & used ghostwriters. - John Fugelsang

Business/Tech News

Trump A$$ Ki$$ers Are Everywhere!
T-Mobile signed a mega-merger that needs the Trump Administration's OK.
The next day, staff at Trump's DC hotel were told: we've got 9 high-level T-Mobile execs checking in.

Did you hear about the war between the conservatives and liberals? The conservatives threw sticks of dynamite at the liberals. The liberals lit the sticks of dynamite and threw them back


Thank you!


I looked!

Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Bald Eagles just hanging out in Alaska.


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