Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Day 25 of the government shutdown

Government shutdown day 25: Trump says he will 'never back down'
What's up with the partial government shutdown on Day 25: ...Trump digging in for a fight, declaring he will “never ever back down

Kremlin names Trump Employee of the Month. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

In the 1640's the Dutch inhabitants of New Amsterdam built a 12' wall to keep the bad guys out.  The British ignored the wall and took New Amsterdam by sea. It's now called New York. They took down the wall and built a street. It's called Wall St.

Drone Wars On The Horizon?
Federal regulators announced plans Monday to change rules to allow drone operators to fly their unmanned aerial vehicles over populated areas and at night, without having to get special permits

So hard going through the airport today. I looked into the eyes of our workers who deserve better. A TSA officer said: "Don't stop fighting. Keep it up." I broke down & felt the weight of the responsibility on me. I will never become numb to the human impact. We must end this.- Rep. Rashida Tlaib

Trump's slurred speech tied to low battery in Putin's remote. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

If I didn't already know that Laura Loomer was white, I would have guessed it after you told me that she jumped a fence and trespassed on someone's private property, went up to the front door and tried to open it and the cops let her walk away un-arrested and in fact still alive. - Jeff Tiedrich

William Barr claims "I will act with the same integrity as I did with the George H. W. Bush administration."
That's the problem.  Barr advocated the pardonin' of every scoundrel in the Iran-Contra scandal. - Tea Pain

GOP Senate Blocks Reopening Government 
Senate Republicans blocked a House-passed package to reopen the federal government for a second time in as many weeks on Tuesday.

William Barr assures the American people he will bravely let the Mueller probe continue until the day he advises Trump to pardon everyone who's been convicted and they all walk away clean like in good 'ol '92. - John Fugelsang

I'd like 600 hamberders, 300 freedom fries, and a diet coke with extra ice.


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Trump now has the longest government shutdown in history and he wants you to know it's also the thickest. - John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

Chuck Schumer Honestly Pretty Amazed He Hasn’t Caved Yet - The Onion

I Wonder If Covfefe Was Served With Hamberders
Fast food aficionado President Trump claimed Tuesday he bought more than 1000 “hamberders” for the Clemson Tigers college football team, ...

Oh no! My hamberder meat has e-collie. - Crutnacker tweet


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Trump's mafia name is Donny Burgers - Jeff Tiedrich

Business/Tech News

No real billionaire needs to tell people that he paid for fast food. - Andy Lassner

Something Else For Trumpsters To Destroy
The razor company's short film, called Believe, plays on their famous slogan "The best a man can get", replacing it with "The best men can be".
The company says it wants men to hold each other "accountable".
Some have praised the message of the advert, which aims to update the company's 30-year-old tagline, but others say Gillette is "dead" to them.

We need to get past this stupid fast food thing so we can get back to [checks notes] bickering over disposable razor ads. - PopeHat tweet

Laughter is much more important than applause. Applause is almost a duty. Laughter is a reward. - Carol Channing who passed away today at the age of 97


So close...thank you!


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Manicured rice paddies in Sa Pa, Vietnam.


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