Friday, January 11, 2019

Trump loves holding the country hostage

Hard-right Freedom Caucus Republicans rebelling against Trump plan for a national emergency declaration: report
Members of the conservative small-government, anti-tax Freedom Caucus are having second thoughts about Donald Trump’s suggestion that he may declare a national state of emergency to get his border wall built.

Odd, how Donald Trump thinks thoughts and prayers will protect our schools, but not our borders. - Mrs. Betty Bowers




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

'It's pretty much inevitable' that Trump will try to stage a coup and overthrow democracy: Yale historian Tim Snyder



Who Does This?
Officials at Joshua Tree National Park say some of the iconic trees and landscape have been damaged by visitors and motorists during the government shutdown. 










Government Shutdown Forces National Zoo To Turn Off Panda Suicide Cam - The Onion


Republican Shenanigans





"BYE-BYE!" shouts Trump, as he pounds his fist on the table, flings open the door and angrily strides right into the coat closet - Jeff Tiedrich


Manafort Isn't Holding Up Well 
Jailed former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort is suffering from depression, anxiety and “severe gout” while behind bars, his lawyers say in new court filings.
Manafort is being kept in solitary confinement “to ensure his safety” but the conditions “have taken a toll on his physical and mental health,” his attorneys wrote in a document made public





It won’t be long until Donald Trump goes back to Puerto Rico and asks for the paper towels back. - Tony Posnanski

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I’m offended by anyone calling Trump “motherf*cker” because it’s deeply insulting to Oedipus. -John Fugelsang

FBI Tells It Like It Is: The Shutdown Is A National Security Threat
The shutdown is a national security threat: "I'm not going to try to candy-coat it," said Tom O'Connor, the FBI Agents Association president. "We really feel that the financial insecurities we are facing right now equates to a national security issue."





If US politicians really wanted undocumented immigration to end, they'd start locking up the Americans who hire them.  The demand for undocumented labor would swiftly end. They never talk about that.  There's a giant "Help Wanted" sign at our border and it's not coming down. - John Fugelsang

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“Build the Wall!!”
Meanwhile, Cubans

Trump is going to be left with a devout, but poor base that can’t afford to stay at any of his properties. He’s such a brilliant businessman. - Marie Connor


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Air Traffic Controllers Sue Trump
The National Air Traffic Controllers Association on Friday sued the Trump administration over the continued partial government shutdown, saying airline controllers are being deprived ”of their hard-earned compensation without the requisite due process.”


If an air traffic controller is guiding my flight, I want her concentrating on getting my ass on the ground safely, *not* whether she can make her mortgage payment...- Ray Smith




The Senate just adjourned til Monday, ensuring this will be the longest U.S. government shutdown in history. - Manu Raju, CNN






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Wow, I found a video where Whitney Houston portrays me and Kevin Costner portrays you.





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A frog with snails on its head. She looks like Princess Leia.

Peace.

Thursday, January 10, 2019

Trump's team had over 100 contacts with Russian-linked officials, report shows

Trump's team had over 100 contacts with Russian-linked officials, report shows
 Members of President Donald Trump's campaign and transition team had more than 100 contacts with Russian-linked officials, according to a new report.


If colluding with the Russians to win an election doesn't make Trump an illegitimate president, I don't know what does.





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Of course this could all just end up with him growing old & constantly tweeting to his angry white male loyalists about what a great deal he made from a  golf course in a country with no extradition treaty. - John Fugelsang







Trump's Steel Slat Wall Can Be Cut With A Saw. Really.
Dept. of Homeland Security testing of a steel slat prototype for border wall proved it could be cut through with a saw, according to a report by DHS









We’re arrivin’ at a critical point in the Trump presidency.  Should we impeach him for his corruption or his incompetence?  
Heck, why not both? - Tea Pain tweet




Republican Shenanigans

I understand Baby Don did another tantrum today when mean old Mommy Nancy said he can’t have his border wall. - Stephen King




With the constant practice Trump gets at lying, you’d think he’d be better at it. - Mrs. Betty Bowers



Toxic Work Atmosphere
President Donald Trump’s latest director of communications was highly criticized in an explosive New York Times report. Bill Shine, a former Fox News executive, joined the administration after the departure of Hope Hicks. Now it appears he's not making any friends.




Evangelicals have successfully completed construction of a wall between them and Jesus. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

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President Trump: "I find China, frankly in many ways, to be far more honorable than cryin' Chuck and Nancy. I really do. I think that China is actually much easier to deal with than the opposition party."


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When they go low, we go Pelosi. -OhNoSheTwint


Back In 2016 I Couldn't Tell The Difference Between Bernie Bros & Russian Bots. Still Can't.
Top Bernie Sanders 2016 adviser accused of forcibly kissing subordinate.
The claim is the latest complaint about a hostile environment for women on the campaign. Robert Becker denied wrongdoing.





110 pounds of the opioid fentanyl was seized in the Port of Philadelphia. This is why we need a wall on the southern border.
Oh wait ....- Rep. Ted Lieu 

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Now that Donald Trump's trade wars are costing his supporters their jobs, they’ll have a lot more free time to spend on social media owning the libs.- Middle Age Riot tweet


Stormy Daniels Teaches Thong Folding During Trump's Speech
It didn’t last long, but they finished at the same time.
Porn star Stormy Daniels folded clothes on Instagram Live Tuesday night while President Trump went on live television to try and sell Americans on the idea that it’s necessary to build a wall on the nation’s southern border. Both broadcasts started at 9 p.m. and lasted 10 minutes. Daniels, who filmed the skit in her underwear, played Pink Floyd’s “Another Brick in the Wall" while doing her chores. She said she attracted 100,000 viewers.





Nobody in this hipster coffee shop seemed amused by me shouting "MEXICO WILL PAY FOR MY COFFEE!" as I walked out without paying. - Rex Huppke





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Ah, I needed something beautiful to look at. The Butterfly Nebula is a bipolar planetary nebula in the constellation Scorpius. It has a radius of 1.5 light years and is 3,392 light years from Earth. Credit/Hubble Telescope/NASA

Peace.


Wednesday, January 9, 2019

The "C" Word

Mueller believes Manafort fed information to Russian with intel ties
Special counsel Robert Mueller believes that Paul Manafort was sharing polling data and discussing Russian-Ukrainian policy with his close Russian-intelligence-linked associate, Konstantin Kilimnik, while he led the Trump presidential campaign, according to parts of a court filing that were meant to be redacted by Manafort's legal team Tuesday but were released publicly.


It’s looking like “No Collusion!” may be right up there with “Mexico will pay for it!”- Sen. Patrick Leahy




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump: "why do we have nuclear weapons if we can't use them?"me: "why do we have the 25th amendment if we can't use it?" - Jeff Tiedrich


Trump Is Itching To Declare A National Emergency
President Trump considers the declaration of a national emergency to circumvent Congress and begin construction on a border wall to be on the table, his top spokesperson said Wednesday.
Though Trump didn't mention the possibility of a declaration during a primetime address to the nation Tuesday night, White House press secretary Sarah Sanders told Fox News that the declaration is “certainly still an option” and “something that’s on the table.”






I'm confident that Trump changed a lot of minds last night. Sorry, I meant channels. - Stephen Colbert


The moment Putin decided he wanted Trump to be president.


Fact-checker Collapses From Exhaustion Thirty Seconds Into Trump Speech - Andy Borowitz


Republican Shenanigans






I Bet Forrest Gump Can Spell Forest. Forrest Trump Can't.
President Donald Trump on Wednesday issued a bizarre proclamation that he has permanently ordered the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) to stop sending California money to help beat forest fires unless they adopt his widely panned plan to prevent fires by raking leaves.
"Billions of dollars are sent to the State of California for Forrest (sic) fires that, with proper Forrest (sic) Management, would never happen,” the president wrote.




“Racist is as racist does”
“Life is like a box of sealed indictments. You never know what you gonna get.”
- Forrest Trump




It’s not fair to call him #ForrestTrump.
Forrest Gump actually went to Vietnam. - Crutnacker tweet

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Trump: under investigation 
Don Jr: expects to be indicted 
Assange: sealed indictment 
Flynn: awaiting sentencing 
Cohen: reporting to prison 
Manafort: perpetual motion treason monkey
Hillary: enjoying a nice walk in the woods, probably
Me: laughing at all you "lock her up" morons - Jeff Tiedrich





Pelosi & Schumer Beat Out Trump In Viewers
The response by Democratic leaders Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer has slightly larger preliminary numbers than the president's address.


Mexico agrees to pay for Trump's psychiatric care. - Andy Borowitz




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Many Americans said that they would personally contribute gas money to help get the caravan on its way. - Andy Borowitz

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I Bet Melania's Eyes Unsquinted At This News
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos announced that he and his wife of 25 years are divorcing.
Jeff and MacKenzie Bezos have been married since 1993 and issued an amicable joint statement announcing their decision Wednesday. The couple has four children.


"Overcoming poverty is not a gesture of charity. It is an act of justice. It is the protection of a fundamental human right, the right to dignity and a decent life"  - Nelson Mandela



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The size of Phobos, the moon of Mars, compared to a modern city. Shudder.

Peace.