Wednesday, January 9, 2019

The "C" Word

Mueller believes Manafort fed information to Russian with intel ties
Special counsel Robert Mueller believes that Paul Manafort was sharing polling data and discussing Russian-Ukrainian policy with his close Russian-intelligence-linked associate, Konstantin Kilimnik, while he led the Trump presidential campaign, according to parts of a court filing that were meant to be redacted by Manafort's legal team Tuesday but were released publicly.

It’s looking like “No Collusion!” may be right up there with “Mexico will pay for it!”- Sen. Patrick Leahy

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump: "why do we have nuclear weapons if we can't use them?"me: "why do we have the 25th amendment if we can't use it?" - Jeff Tiedrich

Trump Is Itching To Declare A National Emergency
President Trump considers the declaration of a national emergency to circumvent Congress and begin construction on a border wall to be on the table, his top spokesperson said Wednesday.
Though Trump didn't mention the possibility of a declaration during a primetime address to the nation Tuesday night, White House press secretary Sarah Sanders told Fox News that the declaration is “certainly still an option” and “something that’s on the table.”

I'm confident that Trump changed a lot of minds last night. Sorry, I meant channels. - Stephen Colbert

The moment Putin decided he wanted Trump to be president.

Fact-checker Collapses From Exhaustion Thirty Seconds Into Trump Speech - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

I Bet Forrest Gump Can Spell Forest. Forrest Trump Can't.
President Donald Trump on Wednesday issued a bizarre proclamation that he has permanently ordered the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) to stop sending California money to help beat forest fires unless they adopt his widely panned plan to prevent fires by raking leaves.
"Billions of dollars are sent to the State of California for Forrest (sic) fires that, with proper Forrest (sic) Management, would never happen,” the president wrote.

“Racist is as racist does”
“Life is like a box of sealed indictments. You never know what you gonna get.”
- Forrest Trump

It’s not fair to call him #ForrestTrump.
Forrest Gump actually went to Vietnam. - Crutnacker tweet


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Rock The Voter News

Trump: under investigation 
Don Jr: expects to be indicted 
Assange: sealed indictment 
Flynn: awaiting sentencing 
Cohen: reporting to prison 
Manafort: perpetual motion treason monkey
Hillary: enjoying a nice walk in the woods, probably
Me: laughing at all you "lock her up" morons - Jeff Tiedrich

Pelosi & Schumer Beat Out Trump In Viewers
The response by Democratic leaders Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer has slightly larger preliminary numbers than the president's address.

Mexico agrees to pay for Trump's psychiatric care. - Andy Borowitz


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Many Americans said that they would personally contribute gas money to help get the caravan on its way. - Andy Borowitz

Business/Tech News

I Bet Melania's Eyes Unsquinted At This News
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos announced that he and his wife of 25 years are divorcing.
Jeff and MacKenzie Bezos have been married since 1993 and issued an amicable joint statement announcing their decision Wednesday. The couple has four children.

"Overcoming poverty is not a gesture of charity. It is an act of justice. It is the protection of a fundamental human right, the right to dignity and a decent life"  - Nelson Mandela


Thank you!


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
The size of Phobos, the moon of Mars, compared to a modern city. Shudder.


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