Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Pompeo arrives and departs Saudi Arabia's Royal Court

Trump and Saudi Arabia: Deep business ties spark new scrutiny
He has booked hotel rooms and meeting spaces to them, sold an entire floor in one of his buildings to them and, in desperate moments in his career, gotten a billionaire from the country to buy his yacht and New York's Plaza Hotel overlooking Central Park.
President Donald Trump's ties to Saudi Arabia run long and deep, and he's often boasted about his business ties with the kingdom.
"I love the Saudis," Mr. Trump said when announcing his presidential run at Trump Tower in 2015. "Many are in this building."


I am so surprised a country that beheads people in public would dismember a Washington Post journalist.


US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo’s meeting with Prince Salman of Saudi Arabia lasted no more than 15 minutes, CNN estimates based on the time the top U.S. diplomat’s motorcade arrived at the royal court and departed. - Jim Sciutto, CNN




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Jeff Flake says politics have become too partisan. I agree — time to reach across the aisle and have tough conversations like: “Kids in cages: good or bad?” - Stephen Colbert

Simona said: Honey do I look Russian or Italian?
Friends, I Believe We Are Living In A Real Live Pixelated Spy Novel
Last week, in an effort to beat back accusations that she has lied about her identity, Simona Mangiante provided ABC News with a photograph of her Italian passport.
But rather than quiet widespread speculation that the wife of the former Trump campaign foreign policy adviser George Papadopoulos was perhaps not who she presented herself to be, that passport photo has now raised more questions than it has answered.





Republican Shenanigans

New Breeding Program Aimed At Keeping Moderate Republicans From Going Extinct  - The Onion





Honest to God, I Don't Think We Could've Elected A More Despicable Human President
President Donald Trump lashed out at porn star Stormy Daniels in a tweet Tuesday, calling her “Horseface” and lambasting her “3rd rate lawyer” Michael Avenatti after a federal judge dismissed their defamation case against him a day earlier


If you need any proof that evil ages you, Sarah Sanders and Stephen Miller are younger than Meghan Markle. - OhNoSheTwint


Wonder what Donald privately calls her. - Roland Scahill


We all know why @realDonaldTrump makes creepy physical threats about me, right? He’s scared. He’s trying to do what he always does to women who scare him: call us names, attack us personally, shrink us down to feel better about himself. It may soothe his ego – but it won’t work. - Elizabeth Warren


Ted Cruz & Trump. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Trump said he would hold a rally for Ted Cruz in Texas’ ‘Biggest Stadium’. The venue he booked is not even close. With Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) facing an ongoing threat from El Paso Rep. Beto O’Rourke, President Donald Trump said in August that he would come to the Lone Star State to hold a rally for the embattled far-right senator.



There's a Past Trump Tweet for Everything


Melania has been running around crusading for her #BeBest campaign and her husband just called Stormy Daniels ‘Horseface.’ Congrats girl, your initiatives are really taking off. - Chelsea Handler

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Imagine how much more advanced society would be today if women, who comprise half the world’s brain power, were socially & intellectually enfranchised from the beginning of civilization. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

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I once had the honor of being interviewed by Brian Lamb. What an amazing thing he created with the cspans. It’s like one of the few uncorrupted and simply unalloyed good things in our civic life. - Josh Marshall


A New York Times reporter tweeted this deplorable comment.
If I were a Ghost of Christmas Past I’d take Ms. Clinton’s hand & lead her through every scene between her husband & the 21-year-old intern. Every wink of his, every promise, every reassurance, caress, request—let her watch the leader of the free world & the newly minted graduate. - Emily Flitter




I think it’s time to replace the GOP elephant with those three monkeys. -Stephen Colbert

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The Trump administration diverted $10 million from FEMA to ICE. So if you need hurricane assistance, just go to Mexico, cross the U.S. border, then ICE will provide you transportation and lodging. - Stephen Colbert


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I’m going to miss Sears. Especially on those days when you just want to buy a suit, a carpet, an air conditioner, a lawn mower, a foundation garment, an air hockey table and a tractor. - Stephen Colbert






Working For Melania Is Hard, Hard Work, Buttercup.
While President Donald Trump was busy calling an adult film star with whom he allegedly had an affair a “horseface” on Twitter Tuesday morning, the spokesperson for Melania Trump was having a meltdown.


Elizabeth Warren Challenges Trump to Prove He Has One Million Dollars - Andy Borowitz





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Monday, October 15, 2018

Elizabeth Warren's DNA reveals Native American blood

Trump Says He Never Pledged $1 Million To Charity If Warren Took DNA Test. He Did.
When a reporter confronted President Trump on Monday over his pledge to donate $1 million to charity if Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) took a DNA test to prove she had Native American ancestry, Trump denied he ever made the commitment.
“I didn’t say that. You better read it again,” Trump said.


DNA tests are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.


Weird how every Deplorable on twitter is suddenly an expert on Native American genealogy, who knew there were so many esteemed scholars living in their parents' mold-infested basements. -Jeff Tiedrich




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The Saudis have been buying American military equipment for decades. They can't just switch over to flying Russian airplanes overnight.  They also can't sell their oil to Russia. They are much more dependent on us than we are on them. - Michael McFaul, former US Ambassador to Russia



Something Bad Is Gonna Happen. Real Bad.
Arthur House currently serves as the chief cybersecurity risk officer in the state of Connecticut and he is warning Americans that we might not survive an attack that cripples our utilities. He wants the federal government to get a plain in place -- NOW.





I know General Mattis. I've worked with him on some of our most challenging national security issues. He is brilliant. 
When asked about Mattis' statements on NATO, Trump said, "I know more about it than he does."
I'm numb with concern. Words escape me... - George Capen




Republican Shenanigans

The irony of Twitter in 2018 is that the more American flags a profile has, the more likely it's Russian. - John Fugelsang


When All Else Fails, Call DNA Junk Science
Kellyanne Conway, counselor to President Donald Trump, on Monday suggested that Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) had used “junk science” to prove that she had Native American ancestors.



Kanye is in my office and he won’t leave. - Conan O'Brien




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Don't worry America, everything will change after November 6, because that's when the asteroid hits. -TheTweetOfGod

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“Trump voters will surely be swayed by a DNA test from a world-class geneticist,” thought Elizabeth Warren about a group of people who were convinced Hillary had Stage 5 Dementia because she coughed once. - Jason O. Gilbert




Trump Thinks It's A Deterrent To Cage Children. I Think It's Terrorism. 
When it came to questions about immigration and President Donald Trump’s policy to take children away from their parents, the president swore, inaccurately, that President Barack Obama did the same thing.













Trump DNA Test Reveals Moron Ancestry - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

As Saudi Arabia threatens massive economic reprisals against the US if held to account for the disappearance of a WashPo columnist, a friendly reminder that the Trump administration formally labeled America's top source of imported oil, Canada, a threat to national security. - David Frum




The Military Industrial Complex Is Growing
Harris Corp. and L3 Technologies Inc. aren’t exactly household names. A new deal could change that.
The defense contractors agreed to a merger that will form one of the industry’s largest players, a $33.5 billion behemoth to challenge weapons makers such as Raytheon Co. and Northrop Grumman Corp. With product lines spanning communications and electronics, the newly formed L3 Harris Technologies Inc. is poised to capitalize on military spending increases under U.S. President Donald Trump.



This painting is hanging in the White House. Luckily Trump Was Able To Commission The Dude Who Paints Dogs Playing Cards
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67 million Americans don’t speak English at home. This includes my family because we don’t say a word to each other. - Conan O'Brien





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The last tropical depression we had down here turned into Hurricane Michael. We have a new one. It's not going anywhere except Central America. Here's a satellite screenshot.




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Six years ago yesterday Felix Baumgartner became the first person to break the speed of sound in free fall. Is he taking a selfie?

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Friday, October 12, 2018

Just one.

Trump may not be crazy, but the rest of us are getting there fast
Psychologists’ couches are filling up as Americans seek relief from Trump Anxiety Disorder.


The saddest part about Trump bringing a mentally ill rapper to the White House to take the media's focus off climate change, the election, and his tax evasion is that it totally worked. - Matt Oswalt




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Putin’s killing people in the U.K., the Chinese regime has created a massive Uighur gulag, and the Saudis have murdered a journalist who was living here. None seems to fear serious consequences from the Trump administration, as the world becomes a darker and more dangerous place. - Bill Kristol

Trump Knew.
What did U.S. intelligence and the White House know about the disappearance of Jamal Khashoggi—and when did they know it? Those are the Top Secret questions haunting Washington right now. A National Security Agency official tells me that the codebreakers, as usual, have some answers.





I feel about Kanye, the same way I feel about Roseanne.It’s not about the political opinion they have every right to hold. It’s about their mental state. I sincerely hope people in their lives who care for them, and are not in it just to exploit them, get them professional help. - Ana Navarro



Trump Breaks Another Promise
Over the course of 12 months, the U.S. Army discharged more than 500 immigrant enlistees who were recruited across the globe for their language or medical skills and promised a fast track to citizenship in exchange for their service, The Associated Press has found.









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Trump boasting that he "got Obama to show the birth certificate" makes him the 1st man in history to brag that somebody proved he's a liar. - John Fugelsang

Most Americans Are Smart
More Americans oppose Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh's confirmation than support it, according to a new ABC News/Washington Post poll.



New Bill Would Limit Abortion To Cases Where Procedure Necessary To Save Promising Political Career - The Onion

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Melania thinks she's the victim after helping drag Obama through the mud - demanding to see his birth certificate.
Melania, show us the University degree you claim to have. - Victor Stoddard


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Georgia Needs Jimmy Carter To Monitor Their Election
Georgia Democrat Stacey Abrams' campaign is calling on Republican Secretary of State Brian Kemp to resign following a report his office is using a controversial verification law to effectively suppress the minority vote in their race to become the state's next governor.






Indiana purged 460k voters. 
Georgia is freezing 50k newly registered Black voters
North Dakota is disenfranchising thousands of Native Americans 
Florida’s voter registration site went down two days before the deadline (and they never fixed it). 
Republicans cheat to win. - Nathan H. Rubin



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Trump’s Defense is now saying the crimes Cohen pleaded guilty to aren’t crimes... Wow... Crimes aren’t crimes... The truth isn’t the truth... it’s starting to feel more and more like the President isn’t really the President. - Cyrus McQueen


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Kanye goes on a crazy rant he gets on SNL... Kavanaugh goes on a crazy rant, he gets on the Supreme Court... But when I go on a crazy rant, they STILL make me pay for that extra sweet n sour sauce for my McNuggets. - Cyrus McQueen



The Result Of For-Profit Pharmacy Companies
When insulin was first developed as a medical treatment in the early 1900s, it cost the equivalent of about $25 a month — now, the vials sell for $250 a pop, totaling anywhere from $500 to several thousand dollars per month






"That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons that history has to teach." -  Aldous Huxley




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Galapagos tortoise family out for a stroll.

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