Monday, October 15, 2018

Elizabeth Warren's DNA reveals Native American blood

Trump Says He Never Pledged $1 Million To Charity If Warren Took DNA Test. He Did.
When a reporter confronted President Trump on Monday over his pledge to donate $1 million to charity if Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) took a DNA test to prove she had Native American ancestry, Trump denied he ever made the commitment.
“I didn’t say that. You better read it again,” Trump said.

DNA tests are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

Weird how every Deplorable on twitter is suddenly an expert on Native American genealogy, who knew there were so many esteemed scholars living in their parents' mold-infested basements. -Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

The Saudis have been buying American military equipment for decades. They can't just switch over to flying Russian airplanes overnight.  They also can't sell their oil to Russia. They are much more dependent on us than we are on them. - Michael McFaul, former US Ambassador to Russia

Something Bad Is Gonna Happen. Real Bad.
Arthur House currently serves as the chief cybersecurity risk officer in the state of Connecticut and he is warning Americans that we might not survive an attack that cripples our utilities. He wants the federal government to get a plain in place -- NOW.

I know General Mattis. I've worked with him on some of our most challenging national security issues. He is brilliant. 
When asked about Mattis' statements on NATO, Trump said, "I know more about it than he does."
I'm numb with concern. Words escape me... - George Capen

Republican Shenanigans

The irony of Twitter in 2018 is that the more American flags a profile has, the more likely it's Russian. - John Fugelsang

When All Else Fails, Call DNA Junk Science
Kellyanne Conway, counselor to President Donald Trump, on Monday suggested that Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) had used “junk science” to prove that she had Native American ancestors.

Kanye is in my office and he won’t leave. - Conan O'Brien


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Don't worry America, everything will change after November 6, because that's when the asteroid hits. -TheTweetOfGod

Rock The Voter News

“Trump voters will surely be swayed by a DNA test from a world-class geneticist,” thought Elizabeth Warren about a group of people who were convinced Hillary had Stage 5 Dementia because she coughed once. - Jason O. Gilbert

Trump Thinks It's A Deterrent To Cage Children. I Think It's Terrorism. 
When it came to questions about immigration and President Donald Trump’s policy to take children away from their parents, the president swore, inaccurately, that President Barack Obama did the same thing.

Trump DNA Test Reveals Moron Ancestry - Andy Borowitz


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Business/Tech News

As Saudi Arabia threatens massive economic reprisals against the US if held to account for the disappearance of a WashPo columnist, a friendly reminder that the Trump administration formally labeled America's top source of imported oil, Canada, a threat to national security. - David Frum

The Military Industrial Complex Is Growing
Harris Corp. and L3 Technologies Inc. aren’t exactly household names. A new deal could change that.
The defense contractors agreed to a merger that will form one of the industry’s largest players, a $33.5 billion behemoth to challenge weapons makers such as Raytheon Co. and Northrop Grumman Corp. With product lines spanning communications and electronics, the newly formed L3 Harris Technologies Inc. is poised to capitalize on military spending increases under U.S. President Donald Trump.

This painting is hanging in the White House. Luckily Trump Was Able To Commission The Dude Who Paints Dogs Playing Cards
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67 million Americans don’t speak English at home. This includes my family because we don’t say a word to each other. - Conan O'Brien


The last tropical depression we had down here turned into Hurricane Michael. We have a new one. It's not going anywhere except Central America. Here's a satellite screenshot.


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Six years ago yesterday Felix Baumgartner became the first person to break the speed of sound in free fall. Is he taking a selfie?


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