Friday, October 12, 2018

Just one.

Trump may not be crazy, but the rest of us are getting there fast
Psychologists’ couches are filling up as Americans seek relief from Trump Anxiety Disorder.

The saddest part about Trump bringing a mentally ill rapper to the White House to take the media's focus off climate change, the election, and his tax evasion is that it totally worked. - Matt Oswalt

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Putin’s killing people in the U.K., the Chinese regime has created a massive Uighur gulag, and the Saudis have murdered a journalist who was living here. None seems to fear serious consequences from the Trump administration, as the world becomes a darker and more dangerous place. - Bill Kristol

Trump Knew.
What did U.S. intelligence and the White House know about the disappearance of Jamal Khashoggi—and when did they know it? Those are the Top Secret questions haunting Washington right now. A National Security Agency official tells me that the codebreakers, as usual, have some answers.

I feel about Kanye, the same way I feel about Roseanne.It’s not about the political opinion they have every right to hold. It’s about their mental state. I sincerely hope people in their lives who care for them, and are not in it just to exploit them, get them professional help. - Ana Navarro

Trump Breaks Another Promise
Over the course of 12 months, the U.S. Army discharged more than 500 immigrant enlistees who were recruited across the globe for their language or medical skills and promised a fast track to citizenship in exchange for their service, The Associated Press has found.

Republican Shenanigans

Trump boasting that he "got Obama to show the birth certificate" makes him the 1st man in history to brag that somebody proved he's a liar. - John Fugelsang

Most Americans Are Smart
More Americans oppose Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh's confirmation than support it, according to a new ABC News/Washington Post poll.

New Bill Would Limit Abortion To Cases Where Procedure Necessary To Save Promising Political Career - The Onion


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Melania thinks she's the victim after helping drag Obama through the mud - demanding to see his birth certificate.
Melania, show us the University degree you claim to have. - Victor Stoddard

Rock The Voter News

Georgia Needs Jimmy Carter To Monitor Their Election
Georgia Democrat Stacey Abrams' campaign is calling on Republican Secretary of State Brian Kemp to resign following a report his office is using a controversial verification law to effectively suppress the minority vote in their race to become the state's next governor.

Indiana purged 460k voters. 
Georgia is freezing 50k newly registered Black voters
North Dakota is disenfranchising thousands of Native Americans 
Florida’s voter registration site went down two days before the deadline (and they never fixed it). 
Republicans cheat to win. - Nathan H. Rubin


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Trump’s Defense is now saying the crimes Cohen pleaded guilty to aren’t crimes... Wow... Crimes aren’t crimes... The truth isn’t the truth... it’s starting to feel more and more like the President isn’t really the President. - Cyrus McQueen

Business/Tech News

Kanye goes on a crazy rant he gets on SNL... Kavanaugh goes on a crazy rant, he gets on the Supreme Court... But when I go on a crazy rant, they STILL make me pay for that extra sweet n sour sauce for my McNuggets. - Cyrus McQueen

The Result Of For-Profit Pharmacy Companies
When insulin was first developed as a medical treatment in the early 1900s, it cost the equivalent of about $25 a month — now, the vials sell for $250 a pop, totaling anywhere from $500 to several thousand dollars per month

"That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons that history has to teach." -  Aldous Huxley


I hope you had a good time today!


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Galapagos tortoise family out for a stroll.



  1. Galapagos tortoises like to be scratched on their necks, the underside of the necks, and will hold the pose above, often with their eyes closed for as long as you scratch them. Don't pat their heads, they find that demeaning and will leave. If you scratch the neck of one, though, any others around come to get their turns and will wait for hours.