Wednesday, August 22, 2018

It's Mueller Time!

Avenatti on Trump’s ‘fatal mistake’: ‘He should have shown loyalty to Michael Cohen’
"Donald Trump made a fatal mistake, and that is when he was elected to the presidency, he didn't take Michael Cohen with him," Avenatti, who is mulling a Democratic presidential campaign in 2020, said.

If only there were precedent for a Republican Congress impeaching a President for crimes associated with covering up an affair. - Tim Miller





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Stunning that Trump’s defenders are down to “you can’t indict a sitting president” as their last and only talking point. - Nicolle Wallace







How Many Crimes Has Cohen Committed?
Investigators in New York state have issued a subpoena to Michael Cohen as part of their criminal probe into the Trump Foundation.
A spokesman for Democratic Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s tax department confirmed the subpoena to The Associated Press on Wednesday.







BREAKING: The White House is on lockdown after someone hurled a TV out of the second story window. - Andy Borowitz




Republican Shenanigans


Folks, not to get too political on here, but it seems like the guy who brags about his hiring ability so much he even had a TV show about it kinda sucks at hiring people. - OhNoSheTwint

Swamp Gas Alert!
Republican megadonors Sheldon and Miriam Adelson combined to give $25 million last month to the Senate Leadership Fund, a super PAC dedicated to protecting the GOP majority in the U.S. Senate.



I'm glad the media is using her full name, "Omarosa Manigault-Newman," so I don't get her confused with other Omarosas. - Conan O'Brien

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Rock The Voter News

Michael Cohen should be sentenced to be Hillary Clinton’s butler for 10 years - Roland Scahill



Michael Cohen Tries To Delete Karma 
A day after pleading guilty to a swarm of criminal charges, Michael Cohen deleted a gloating tweet predicting that Hillary Clinton would end up in jail.











Same people screaming “they broke the law!” about terrified Central American moms who committed a *misdemeanor* suddenly not so into “zero tolerance” where law-breaking is concerned. - Chris Hayes

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Call into our newsroom just now: "At some point we're just gonna start shooting you fucking assholes." - Amanda Lee Myers, AP reporter


Business/Tech News




OK. Now Free The Keebler Elves!
After more than a century behind bars, the beasts on boxes of animal crackers are roaming free.
Mondelez International, the parent company of Nabisco, has redesigned the packaging of its Barnum’s Animals crackers in response to pressure from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

Every time a reporter says "thanks, Sarah" to @PressSec Sarah Sanders a truth angel throws up a little in its mouth.- Randi Mayem Singer




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The Good News: I love my new dentist
The Bad News: Several more appointments



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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Auto Polo around 1910. Gee, it's a shame it never caught on.

Peace.


Tuesday, August 21, 2018

I'm taking a sick day to see the dentist







I have a few memes so your visit won't be completely wasted




I admire the Melania Trump speech against cyber bullying the way I admire Eva Braun’s passionate call for tolerance, Camille Cosby’s fiery address about believing female accusers and Lady MacBeth’s epic monologue about nonviolence. - John Fugelsang





My fellow Americans: Rudy Giuliani is right: truth isn’t truth. And climate change isn’t real, and Donald Trump isn’t president! Feels better already,
doesn’t it?
- Bette Midler






Fun fact about Nancy Pelosi: she got a late start in politics compared to her male colleagues because she had and raised five kids while volunteering in the Democratic Party before running for elected office. - Alan Brauer





USDA Rolls Out New School Brunch Program For Wealthier School Districts -The Onion


 My orchid plant's first bloom in a pot I made out of concrete and a towel.

Peace.

Monday, August 20, 2018

McGahn seen as ‘undercover operative’ in Trump’s White House

McGahn seen as ‘undercover operative’ in Trump’s White House
President Donald Trump is claiming his White House lawyer, Don McGahn, was representing his interests and following his orders when he voluntarily testified before the special counsel in multiple sessions.

'When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser' - Socrates, who sounds to me like a butthurt libtard snowflake. - John Fugelsang




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Imagine if the leader of another country tweeted as erratically as Trump does. We’d all be like lol nice job electing a completely unhinged racist psycho who can’t spell, morons. - OhNoSheTwint


Former CIA Director May Sue Trump
Former CIA Director John Brennan announced Sunday that he is willing to pursue legal action against President Donald Trump after his security clearance was revoked.





“Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.” George Orwell

Thank you FBI for taking these bozos down.
Aryan Strikeforce? No, It's Not A Video Game. 
Justin Daniel Lough slipped into a booth at a Cracker Barrel restaurant in rural Virginia and started talking about making a deal.
Soon, two other members of the white supremacist group Aryan Strikeforce joined Lough, known as “Rocko,” along with another man they had been dealing with at the restaurant just off Interstate 81 near the city of Staunton.



Trump Accuses Voters Of Meddling In Midterms - The Onion





Republican Shenanigans



The wife of Supreme Court Justice Thomas, Ginni, posted this



Putin reportedly close to firing Giuliani - Andy Borowitz




When you have access to every attorney in the country, and you choose Rudy Giuliani as your best bet, you’re a moron. - Andy Lassner


Trump Donors Question Having To Hire People Trump Fires
‘We owe these people’: Trump loyalists find soft landings after getting ousted. A motley crew of die hard Trump allies have found their way to a constellation of pro-Trump entities and outside political groups...Donors are starting to notice. Some have expressed concerns about hard-fought fundraising dollars bankrolling Trump’s crew. The wall-to-wall coverage of the Trump campaign’s $15,000-a-month offer to Manigault Newman has revived long-simmering concerns about how donor money is being spent.




I can't understand how having a plethora of knowledge at our fingertips 24 hours a day has somehow made 35% of Americans more ignorant. - Alt Fed Employee


Donald Jr. posted a selfie this weekend

I fixed it for him


Republicans projected to pick up 70 seats in prison. - Andy Borowitz




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Rudy Giuliani is what happens when a president with dementia hires a lawyer with dementia -Jeff Tiedrich





Rock The Voter News

I have a suggestion. How about reporters stop asking whether or not political leaders “believe” in climate change and start asking if they understand it instead. - Turnip2020 tweet


A Democrat Bars The Press??
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez — the New York-based Congressional nominee poised to make history this November by becoming the youngest woman ever elected to the House — has come under fire for barring the media from a public town hall this past Sunday. Now, her defense has prompted even more head-scratching from critics.






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Now that we’ve heard from Melania Trump on the dangers of cyberbullying, let’s hear from Mike Pence about the importance of treating the LGBT community with respect or from Stephen Miller about how it’s wrong to unhinge your jaw and swallow children whole. - OhNoSheTwint

Business/Tech News




Has anyone tried unplugging the country and plugging it back in?

Trump Is Bullying The Federal Reserve
President Donald Trump said he disagreed with the Federal Reserve's decision to raise interest rates, and he said the Fed should do "what's good for the country," according to an interview with Reuters.

Someone is suing Canada Dry Ginger Ale because it contains no ginger, so I’d like to formally announce my lawsuit against Panda Express. - Conan O'Brien


Proofreading is important



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I have an achy breaky toothache. I hope it didn't affect today's edition!
Dental appointment tomorrow.




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Mom, Mom Aunt Kate arrived!


Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
A friend took this photo over the weekend at Brasilito Beach, Costa Rica. The sign says -- Hey Man Respect The Beach.

Peace.