I hate when that happens.
AHNC will post a new edition on Monday July 30, unless Robert Mueller handcuffs any White House official.
Keep the faith.
Peace.
People pretending to be something they're not. Online since 2000.
Friday, July 27, 2018
Technology can be a b*tch
I hate when that happens.
AHNC will post a new edition on Monday July 30, unless Robert Mueller handcuffs any White House official.
Keep the faith.
Peace.
Thursday, July 26, 2018
Twitterer-in-chief
Special counsel Robert Mueller is reviewing President Trump’s tweets as he pursues an investigation into whether the president obstructed justice, The New York Times reported Thursday.
I can reveal the reason for the confusion over White House policy.
There are five Donald Trumps : Groucho, Chico, Harpo, Dummo and Yello.
Groucho complains about fake news, Chico chases chicks, Harpo harps on about Hillary, Dummo fvcks everything up, and Yello negotiates with Putin. - John Cleese
45 years ago this month
The World Is A Safer Place Without
- In abrupt shift, Trump makes nice with EU, gets tough on Russia
- Sex-for-access claims are baseless, argues accused Russian agent's lawyer
- Corker on Trump's praise of Kim Jong Un: 'Really?'
- Former ambassador says Trump needs to ensure safe travel for U.S. ex-officials
- Secy. of State Pompeo hammered over private Trump-Putin meeting
- CNN reporter banned from Trump speech -- because he didn't like her questions
Before the Cohen tape was released, Trump warned people not to believe what they see or hear. Americans are like, “Trust us, we haven't believed anything we've seen or heard since Election Day. So we're good with that. You don't have to tell us.” - Jimmy Fallon
Pressing The Press Out
Defense Secretary James Mattis has not briefed reporters on-camera in the Pentagon since April, while his chief spokeswoman has not done so since May.
President Trump suggested today that Russia will meddle in the upcoming midterm elections in favor of the Democrats because, quote, "They definitely don't want Trump." Then again, neither did we.- Seth Myers
Republican Shenanigans
- Judge lets emoluments lawsuit against Trump move ahead
- Feds subpoena Trump Organization’s financial chief in criminal probe of ‘fixer’ Michael Cohen
- Trump Biographer: There Are ‘Brand-Name Women’ Hoping They Don’t Get Outed For Trump Affairs
- Kushner ally lost out on administration job after background check: report
- Samantha Bee tears into NRA over silence on indictment of alleged Russian agent
- DeVos' $40 million yacht vandalized at Huron dock
- Whistleblower provides emails that show Stormy Daniels' arrest was pre-planned by Columbus police
- Decomposed Body Found in Waters Off Trump Golf Resort
The Mueller investigation quietly continues. The president's attorney, Rudy Giuliani, says Trump would agree to an interview with Robert Mueller as long as there are no questions about obstruction of justice. I love that. It would be like Bill Cosby agreeing to an interview that's only about pudding.- Jimmy Kimmel
Paul Ryan Shuts Down Rosenstein Impeachment
U.S. House Speaker Paul Ryan on Thursday rejected a move by fellow Republicans to impeach Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, the No. 2 Justice Department official, who oversees the federal probe of Russia’s role in the 2016 presidential election.
“Do I support impeachment of Rod Rosenstein? No, I do not,” said Ryan
Very sad news to report from the fashion world. President Trump's daughter, Ivanka, announced today she's shutting down her clothing line.Ivanka and husband Jared Kushner can now focus full-time on whatever the hell it is they've been doing. - Jimmy Kimmel
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Rock The Voter News
- Dems call for investigation into DOJ's role in family separation policy
- House Intel chair calls for ban on electronic voting systems
- Voters believe Russia more likely to meddle for GOP in midterms than for Democrats
This fall, Hillary Clinton is going to guest star on an episode of "Madam Secretary." If she becomes a big enough TV star, she might have a chance of becoming president.- Jimmy Fallon
What Is It With Republicans And Groping Young Wrestlers?
Republican Rep. Jim Jordan said he plans to run for House speaker, a move that will spark a contentious leadership battle in the House GOP conference just a few months before the November election...Jordan has come under scrutiny in recent weeks after several ex-wrestlers at Ohio State University accused him of knowingly ignoring sexual abuse allegations while Jordan was a wrestling coach at Ohio State University.
Speaker Jim Jordan would reinstate the "Hastert Rule."
The Hastert Rule is that the Speaker of the House must be involved in a sexual abuse scandal involving wrestling. - Alex Katz
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According to Fox News, Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, is being paid $250,000 to join the cast of MTV’s "Teen Mom." You hear that, teens? Having a baby pays!- Seth Myers
Business/Tech News
- Mexico turns to Russia for cheaper wheat amid trade tensions with US
- ‘It had to be very simple’: Europeans used ‘colorful cue cards’ to explain trade to Trump
- Facebook's tumble threatens to take a big bite out of the Trump rally
- Necco candy company plant abruptly closes
- Walt Disney Company to eliminate plastic straws and more by 2019
Ivanka Trump announced today that she is closing her fashion brand, and look, I know it's tempting to make jokes, but please, thousands of kids are out of a job.- Seth Myers
AMERICA’S airlines used to be famous for two things: terrible service and worse finances. Today flyers still endure hidden fees, late flights, bruised knees, clapped-out fittings and sub-par food. The profit bit of the picture, though, has changed a lot. Last year America’s airlines made $24 billion—more than Alphabet, the parent company of Google.
A new study suggests that dogs notice and try to help when people are upset or in danger. Cats, on the other hand, think it's hilarious.- Seth Myers
This -- ever since Trump was selected
Wednesday, July 25, 2018
Putin's visit to the USA
A top Kremlin aide on Tuesday said Russia is not ready to accept President Trump's invitation to a second summit with Russian President Vladimir Putin in the U.S.
Yuri Ushakov said Russia agrees there should be another meeting, but did not formally agree to the White House's fall invitation.
Is it me or is Putin riding Trump like an e-Scooter? - Conan O'Brien
The World Is A Safer Place Without
- Former Trump official: No one 'minding the store' at White House on cyberthreats
- The Russian Ministry of Defense slams a US general and accuses him of discrediting President Trump
- Pompeo, Mattis on cleanup duty after Trump diplomatic blowups
- McFaul to meet with U.S. officials about possible indictment from Russia
- Emails show Sarah Sanders lied about Pentagon being ‘fully aware’ of Trump’s warning to Syria
- State Dept warned DHS not to end protected status for some immigrants, saying it would strengthen MS-13: report
- Facebook says Alex Jones's threats against Mueller don't violate its terms of service
- Trader Joe's Employee Killed In Hostage Situation Was Shot By Police Bullet
It wasn't Bernie Sanders
It wasn't the Media
It wasn't Comey
It wasn't Mueller
It was mothafvcking Hillary Clinton who stood on the presidential debate stage in front millions of people & called Trump a "Putin Puppet" to his face and, in front of the world, including Putin. - Mr. Weeks
Michael Cohen‘s lawyer Lanny Davis dropped a bombshell Wednesday night, premiering a secretly recorded tape of Cohen and his former client Donald Trump discussing payment to squash the affair allegation of a Playboy model during the 2016 campaign.
The recording appears to show Trump instructing his lawyer to handle the payment in “cash,” ...
Interesting quote from Stormy Daniels' Attorney
In light of the events and info learned over the last 48 hours, we now know that Michael Cohen is trying to play both sides while he is in reality courting a pardon. He is looking out only for himself and Mr. Trump. He will never change. Let the chips fall where they may.- Michael Avenatti
Trumpenfreude: to take pleasure in the misfortunes of a bloated orange bastard whose skeevy mob lawyer taped him talking about paying hush money to cover up an affair. - Jeff Tiedrich
Republican Shenanigans
- Trump claims Cohen tape on Playboy model may have been doctored
- Man Smashes Trump’s Hollywood Walk of Fame Star to Smithereens
- Trump rages when Melania’s TV is set to CNN, demands Air Force One tune TVs to Fox
- Melania Trump will watch 'any channel she wants,' her spokeswoman tells CNN
- Rand Paul rails against 'bad apples' Comey, Clapper, Brennan
- It sure sounds like Trump is talking to Florida AG Pam Bondi in Cohen tape
- Missouri Senate candidate giving away machine that can print untraceable gun parts
- Anthrax scare forces evacuation of building housing Waters’ L.A. office
You know when you’re in a really tiny dressing room and you try something that’s a size too small and you can’t get it off? That’s how it feels with this government. - Ida Skibenes
Trump To Bailout Farmers Due To His Trade War
Republican backlash is growing against President Trump's $12 billion plan to help American farmers feeling the pain of the escalating trade war. And at least one farmer who would benefit from the plan says he'd rather not have it. ... This year's soybean crop could yield a record
Let’s Drug Test the Farmers before we give them Farmer Welfare - Mayday Mindy
Sean Spicer Receives A Smacking From Across The Pond
BBC's Emily Maitlis on Tuesday confronted former White House press secretary Sean Spicer, arguing that his actions while serving as the top spokesman for President Trump "corrupted discourse for the entire world by going along with" the president's lies.
Ivanka Trump Named Dean of Business School at Trump University- Andy Borowitz
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“I’ve seen a lot of bad deals in my life, but this Constitution is a total mess,” Donald J. Trump said - Andy Borowitz
Rock The Voter News
- 2 women win Georgia Dem runoffs, extending streak for female candidates
- Barack and Michelle Obama spotted celebrating a family birthday at D.C. restaurant
- Hillary Clinton to appear on 'Madam Secretary'
The Great Republican Vote Purge
A recent report from the Brennan Center for Justice found that between 2014 and 2016 states purged almost 16 million voters from the rolls, four million more voters than removed from 2006 to 2008.
Overheard: “I’m starting to think that someone who paid $250K to have sex twice may not be the best at making deals.” - George Takei
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Now, farmers are getting the full Stormy Daniels treatment - Trump screwed them and now he’s paying them off. - Stephen Colbert
Business/Tech News
- 'Like a Soviet-type economy': GOP free traders unload on Trump
- Penalties for corporate violators dropped by 50 percent under Trump
- Whirlpool shares plunge 14.5%, post worst day since 1987 as tariffs wreak havoc with costs and suppliers
- Trump attacks 'weak politicians' who speak out against tariffs
- U.S. Airlines to Comply With Beijing's Demand That Taiwan be Labeled as Part of China
2016: “Brexit will improve your lives”
2018: “There will be adequate food”
- James Felton
House Republicans have launched an effort to expand the massive tax law they muscled through Congress last year, aiming to make permanent the individual tax cuts and small-business income deductions now set to expire in 2026.
The real you is what happens when you walk into a surprise spider web. - Elizabeth Hackett
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