Thursday, July 26, 2018

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Mueller reviewing Trump's tweets as part of obstruction investigation: report
Special counsel Robert Mueller is reviewing President Trump’s tweets as he pursues an investigation into whether the president obstructed justice, The New York Times reported Thursday.


I can reveal the reason for the confusion over White House policy.
There are five Donald Trumps : Groucho, Chico, Harpo, Dummo and Yello.
Groucho complains about fake news, Chico chases chicks, Harpo harps on about Hillary, Dummo fvcks everything up, and Yello negotiates with Putin. - John Cleese


45 years ago this month


The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Before the Cohen tape was released, Trump warned people not to believe what they see or hear. Americans are like, “Trust us, we haven't believed anything we've seen or heard since Election Day. So we're good with that. You don't have to tell us.” - Jimmy Fallon






Pressing The Press Out
Defense Secretary James Mattis has not briefed reporters on-camera in the Pentagon since April, while his chief spokeswoman has not done so since May.





President Trump suggested today that Russia will meddle in the upcoming midterm elections in favor of the Democrats because, quote, "They definitely don't want Trump." Then again, neither did we.- Seth Myers




Republican Shenanigans

The Mueller investigation quietly continues. The president's attorney, Rudy Giuliani, says Trump would agree to an interview with Robert Mueller as long as there are no questions about obstruction of justice. I love that. It would be like Bill Cosby agreeing to an interview that's only about pudding.- Jimmy Kimmel





Paul Ryan Shuts Down Rosenstein Impeachment
U.S. House Speaker Paul Ryan on Thursday rejected a move by fellow Republicans to impeach Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, the No. 2 Justice Department official, who oversees the federal probe of Russia’s role in the 2016 presidential election.
“Do I support impeachment of Rod Rosenstein? No, I do not,” said Ryan 


Very sad news to report from the fashion world. President Trump's daughter, Ivanka, announced today she's shutting down her clothing line.Ivanka and husband Jared Kushner can now focus full-time on whatever the hell it is they've been doing. - Jimmy Kimmel





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Rock The Voter News

This fall, Hillary Clinton is going to guest star on an episode of "Madam Secretary." If she becomes a big enough TV star, she might have a chance of becoming president.- Jimmy Fallon






What Is It With Republicans And Groping Young Wrestlers?
Republican Rep. Jim Jordan said he plans to run for House speaker, a move that will spark a contentious leadership battle in the House GOP conference just a few months before the November election...Jordan has come under scrutiny in recent weeks after several ex-wrestlers at Ohio State University accused him of knowingly ignoring sexual abuse allegations while Jordan was a wrestling coach at Ohio State University. 



Speaker Jim Jordan would reinstate the "Hastert Rule."
The Hastert Rule is that the Speaker of the House must be involved in a sexual abuse scandal involving wrestling. - Alex Katz




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According to Fox News, Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, is being paid $250,000 to join the cast of MTV’s "Teen Mom." You hear that, teens? Having a baby pays!- Seth Myers





Business/Tech News

Ivanka Trump announced today that she is closing her fashion brand, and look, I know it's tempting to make jokes, but please, thousands of kids are out of a job.- Seth Myers





Profits are too high. America needs a giant dose of competition
AMERICA’S airlines used to be famous for two things: terrible service and worse finances. Today flyers still endure hidden fees, late flights, bruised knees, clapped-out fittings and sub-par food. The profit bit of the picture, though, has changed a lot. Last year America’s airlines made $24 billion—more than Alphabet, the parent company of Google.


A new study suggests that dogs notice and try to help when people are upset or in danger. Cats, on the other hand, think it's hilarious.- Seth Myers
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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Mick Jagger is 75 today. Time is on his side, oh yes it is.

Peace.

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