Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Kim and Trump meet


After summit, Trump announces halt to US-SKorea ‘war games’
President Donald Trump and North Korea’s Kim Jong Un concluded an extraordinary nuclear summit Tuesday with the U.S. president pledging unspecified “security guarantees” to the North and Kim recommitting to the “complete denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula.”

If Obama had walked across a stage to shake Kim Jong Un’s hand, there would have been so many tiki torches marching on Washington, they’d be visible from outer space. - The Hoarse Whisperer
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If you‘re Kim Jong Un and your entire experience w America is Donald Trump & Dennis Rodman, would you give up your nukes? - Philippe Reines







Trump trusts brutal dictators over our closest allies. This won't end well.
President Donald Trump says Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau “learned” from the mistake of criticizing him and it’s going to cost Canada “a lot of money.”





If you believe that Kim Jong-un will do what Trump says he will, I have a Wall to sell you that Mexico is going to pay for.- OhNoSheTwint




Republican Shenanigans


Fun fact: In 1971 Richard Nixon triggered a trade dispute with Canada. He called the Canadian PM an "asshole" and a "son of a bitch". The Canadian said "I have been called worse things by better men".

That Canadian PM was Justin Trudeau's dad. - Matt Bevan tweet



Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, in a tan suit, carrying his son Justin.




General Sessions Shows A Little Confederate Love
A move by Attorney General Jeff Sessions to make it more difficult for victims of domestic violence and other crimes to receive asylum in the U.S. could fuel a backlash that the Trump administration already faces over its immigration crackdown.







Jeff Sessions' move to deny asylum to women fleeing domestic violence does not reflect our country's true values. These strong, brave women come to America in search of safety and freedom. We should welcome them with compassion – not slam the door in their faces. - Elizabeth Warren




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President Trump says he got North Korea to commit to destroying a major missile testing site but "we didn't put it in the agreement because we didn't have time." - Ryan Struyk, CNN


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Trump's Lawyer Believes Arrest Is Imminent
Michael Cohen, President Donald Trump’s longtime attorney and so-called “fixer,” has reportedly acknowledged that he expects that he’ll get arrested in the very near future.



For those keeping track, approximately 57 days ago, I predicted that Mr. Cohen would be arrested and indicted within 90 days... I also stated it would pose a serious problem for Mr. Trump. - Michael Avenatti, Stormy Daniels' lawyer



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Trump on Kim Jong-un, a murderous foreign dictator, after being given his word: I trust him. 

Trump on Barack Obama, a president of the United States, after being shown his birth certificate: I still don’t believe he was born in America.

- OhNoSheTwint


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Trump to Kim: "You've got great beaches...I said to him, you could have the greatest hotels in the world."
Sure, Kim got a free overnight stay at a Singapore resort, but he had to sit through a borin' sales presentation. - Tea Pain







Trump's War On Renewable Energy
 President Donald Trump’s tariff on imported solar panels has led U.S. renewable energy companies to cancel or freeze investments of more than $2.5 billion in large installation projects, along with thousands of jobs, the developers told Reuters.






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A polished coral fossil from Indonesia. Are those daisies?

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Monday, June 11, 2018

Kim versus Trump



Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un to meet alone at Singapore summit
 Facing a high-stakes challenge to get North Korea to give up nuclear weapons, President Donald Trump plans to speak alone with Kim Jong Un during their historic summit meeting, officials said Monday.
The one-on-one session, plus translators...


Trump: [hands Kim a giant f--king envelope] this is a map of my electoral victory
Kim:
Trump: biggest electoral victory ever
Kim:
Trump: how big was your electoral victory?
Kim: I fed my uncle to the dogs - Jeff Tiedrich




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Putin has done more damage to the western world in a couple of years, using the internet, than Stalin, Khrushchev, and Brezhnev were able to in decades, with jets, ICBMs, and warships.
Ain't technology grand? - Timothy Thelen






My My My. The NRA, Putin & The Russian Orthodox Church.
Several prominent Russians, some in President Vladimir Putin’s inner circle or high in the Russian Orthodox Church, now have been identified as having contact with National Rifle Association officials during the 2016 U.S. election campaign, according to photographs and an NRA source.



Kremlin names Trump Employee of the Month. - Andy Borowitz





President Trump and Kim Jong Un reportedly have different ideas of the word “denuclearize.” It’s just like “Laurel vs. Yanni” except with the whole planet at risk. - Conan O'Brien


Republican Shenanigans

Trump tearing up papers that other people have to then piece together is a metaphor for his entire presidency. - OhNoSheTwint



I hope Macron and Trudeau spoke only french to each other when they were around Trump, and regularly dropped "Mueller" in their conversation. - Jason W Taylor tweet






 Kim Jong Un Offers to Host Peace Talks Between United States and Canada. - Andy Borowitz






First MAGA. Now WAB?
A Senior White House Official Defines the Trump Doctrine: ‘We’re America, Bitch’
The president believes that the United States owes nothing to anyone—especially its allies.







So Trump's mouthpieces are saying he was stabbed in the backI suppose he was setting a better example when he stabbed the other G7 leaders in the front. - John Cleese




The people who always told us "Reagan won the Cold War" are now the ones trying to give the trophy back to Russia. - John Fugelsang




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The government failed Puerto Rico at every level in the wake of Hurricane Maria – including in getting an accurate death toll. Today, I introduced a bill to establish federal procedures for counting fatalities after natural disasters. This can’t ever happen again. - Kamala Harris

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Republicans stole a Supreme Court seat and now they're making it easier to steal elections
The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday revived Ohio’s contentious policy of purging infrequent voters from its registration rolls, dealing a setback to voting rights proponents who said the practice has disenfranchised thousands of registered voters.


Like my father, Tony Bourdain was an emissary who brought America to the world. I hope they find each other out there somewhere. - Nancy Sinatra


What a difference a president makes


'Just tell us what Vladimir has on you' - Guy Verhofstaft, an EU Official tweeted about the above photo of petulant looking Trump

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What they say the Trump Doctrine is: "We're America, Bitch."What it actually is: "We're Russia's Bitch." - Nick Jack Pappas




Uh Oh. Trump Is Leaving The Summit Early.
President Trump reportedly moved up his departure time from Singapore after North Korean leader Kim Jong Un set the deadline for their historic summit.





Trudeau v Trump


"I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it." – Johnny Depp



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"Wow! Where can I get a pair of these ultra cool crocheted shorts?" said no man, ever.

Peace.


Friday, June 8, 2018

Just when you thought the GOP couldn't get any crueler...


House Republicans eliminate funding for Children’s Health Insurance Program
House Republicans voted overwhelmingly to eliminate funding for the Children’s Health Insurance Program, or CHIP, after approving a White House budget plan.

I will never consider a pardon for Donald Trump. - TweetOfGod



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OCTOBER 19, 2016: Hillary Clinton predicts that Trump will be Putin’s puppet.
JUNE 8, 2018: Puppet Trump refuses to enforce sanctions against Russia, sows discord with America's allies, and lobbies for Russia to be reinstated into the G-7. - Mrs. Betty Bowers






Trump Tries Sleight Of Hand
President Trump has called for Russia to be reinstated to the G7 group of leading industrial nations.
Russia was ousted from the then-G8 group in 2014, over Russian President Vladimir Putin's annexation of Crimea.







Only Trump would go to the G7 asking for a G8 and come back with a G6 - Sarah Cooper


Republican Shenanigans

Muhammad Ali's attorney responds to Trump saying he may pardon Ali, saying they appreciate the sentiment, but "The U.S Supreme Court overturned the conviction of Muhammad Ali in a unanimous decision in 1971. There is no conviction from which a pardon is needed.” - Ana Cabrera, CNN





Speaker Ryan is celebrating the fact he just cut $7 billion from children's health insurance. Just imagine how happy he will be if he manages to cut food stamps and starves them to death before they can use emergency rooms. - Wil Donnelly




Trump's Porn Appearances?
When Rudy Giuliani said Wednesday that Stormy Daniels has no credibility because she is is a porn star, he neglected to mention that his client, President Donald Trump, has appeared in three Playboy videos that feature nudity and softcore pornographic content.




President Trump says First Lady Melania Trump is doing well, but can’t come on the trip because she can’t fly for a month. Why? “She had a four hour procedure.” - Kaitlin Collins, CNN




Please unlock her up, Mr. Trump.
Hey Kim, Please Quit While You're Ahead
Kim Kardashian West said Thursday that her husband, rapper Kanye West, gave President Trump “legitimacy.”
Kardashian West met with Trump this week about prison reform and to lobby for him to issue a pardon, just weeks after her husband expressed his support for the president on Twitter. Kanye West's comments drew criticism from fans and fellow rappers.




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Reese Witherspoon has announced they're making "Legally Blonde 3." Please make it be about Elle Woods joining Mueller's team. - Stephen Colbert


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Anthony Bourdain Was One Of The Good Guys 💔
Anthony Bourdain, a gifted storyteller and writer who took CNN viewers around the world, has died. He was 61.
CNN confirmed Bourdain's death on Friday and said the cause of death was suicide.




Maybe we all wanted to hang out with him. He was that cool, fun, frank, insightful. He introduced us to distant lands and to people with different traditions. And without ever preaching, he reminded us that we humans are far more alike than different. Thank you Anthony Bourdain - Mia Farrow



Anthony Bourdain had one of the only shows on tv that tried with all its might to teach Americans not to be scared of other people. - Allison


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Stop attacking Scott Pruitt. He needs soft silky hands to point at which toxic chemicals he wants your children to drink. - Jess Dweck


"Preexisting Condition" Is Just Another Phrase For "Sick Person"
In its latest effort to undermine the Affordable Care Act — and in the process, raise premiums for many Americans — the Trump administration is urging a federal judge in Texas to throw out the law’s protections for people with preexisting conditions.






Payback Is A Beeotch
Rudy Giuliani‘s tasteless attacks on Stormy Daniels (Trump’s lawyer said he does not respect her because of her work as a porn star) have received a pretty widespread rebuke on cable news Thursday morning.
Megyn Kelly weighed in on her NBC show, and reminded Giuliani that his own client’s wife, Melania Trump — who Giuliani hailed as a model woman in his comments, unlike Daniels — is herself a model who has posed nude.




We will, I hope, be judged, eventually by seemingly small, random acts of kindness and sincerity. - Anthony Bourdain






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Discovering the MONA LISA after World War II.

Peace.